Canton High School - Flash Yearbook (Canton, MO)

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Class Prophecy Marvin Zenge with his wife, who was formerly Mamie Boulware, now enters the building in the role of Mayor of Canton. Doris Hays now enters upon the scene cf gayety as Superintendent of Nurses at the Mayo Brothers' Hospital in Rochester. The head surgeon of the hospital, Carlyle Little, escorts Miss Hays. Our now famous aviator, Jack Mill-er, who is known in the most remote parts of the world and has recently established a round-the-world record, just landed his plane at the new municipal airport of Canton. Jack Hartmann, famous civil engineer, now enters, having just completed the St. Lawrence Waterways. Well, Well!! Here co-mes the Wagner, Schlager, Capps trio. That John Schlager hasnlt yet made up his mind as to which one he shall choose as his life mate. From the looks of things, Miss Wagner has progressed toward the goal of wifey more than Miss Capps. Next in line comes Juliana Winkler and Jean Stein, now wealthy widows. Sad as it may seem that their millionaire husbands died at such a young age-Juliana and Jean are no'w owners of the largest Cat and Horse farm in South America. This, of course, is just merely a hobby of theirs-it is not for the money received. By Jove! If it isn't George Mlarks and his private secretary, Janelle Jennings. George is a world famous criminal lawyer, new on his vacation after' completing a big, thrilling case. Next to be received is the glamorous dress designer, Maxine Graham, wearing one of her latest creations. Marion Horner and his wife, the former Betty Schlager, are now entering, followed by their three bright-eyed little tots. They are quietly residing on a. nearby farm. The Bakers, Robert and Elizabeth, now come into the hall. They now operate a rooster farm-and raise little roosters. THE FLASH

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Senior Class Will I, George Marks, bequeath my good looks and graceful way of running to Ralph Sullivan. I, Jean Stein, bequeath my graceful walk and talkative disposition to May Boudreau I, Mary Ellen Wagner, bequeath my Hepburn profile and Garbo disposition to Beth Medberry. I, Virginia Teninty, bequeath, my ability as an aerobatic dancer to Mary Louise Weyant. I, Richard Gaines, bequeath my interest in geography class to George Boudreau. I, Kenneth Wolf, bequeath my ability as a hill billy band director to Bob Schlager. I, Evangeline Bader, bequeath my interest in school activities to Amy Wood. I, William Funkenbusch, bequeath my editorship of the Snooper to Mamie Boulware. Class Prophecy In this year of 1959, the graduating class of 1936 is received in royal splendor by the present student body of Canton High School. This gala occasion marks the first I-Io-mecoming of C. H. S. which is held in honor of the futile efforts made by the Seniors of '36 to bring about an all schoohdance. Prof. J. Russell Ellis, who sponsored these astonishingly brilliant students, welcomed each member back with his old-time jokes he used in 1936. The first to be received is none other than William Funkenbusch, who is now can- didate for the Presidency of the United States. Next in line we see Genevieve Schlager with her fiddle tucked affectionately under her arm. She has now reached her aim by being soloist for the Salvation Army. I, Carlyle Little, bequeath my great height and immense feet to Donald Roberts. C. H. S. 1936

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Class Prophecy - The Bailey sisters now make a very quiet entrance as proprietresses of the Can- tonia Tea Room-noted for its special rooster dinners-incidentally, they purchase their roosters from the Baker farm. Kathryn Morton, who is home for a vacation from her Christian work as a mis- sionary among the savages in darkest Africa, enters with her escort, J. W. Hackamack, now introducing a new method of farming to the natives. Welcome back: Evangeline Bader, the famous beauty operator who is now work- ing for Wayne Johnson-owner of a chain of beauty salons. Now entering-Dick Gaines, the noted strong man of the circus with his he-man strength-he is the big attraction of all the shows. Well, well, if it isn't Jack Marks and his wife, the former Virginia Teninty. Since they were stuck in the mud: for fully an hour, they arrived a little late. Virginia still carries on with her acrobatic and tap dancing, as a side line. Over in the corner, we hear the soft strains of Kenneth Wolffs famous orchestra. in which Clifford Spees is a trombone player. Kenney received a leave of absence from his position at the Trianon in Chicago and kindly consented to come back and play at C. H. S. Later we'll hear his soloists, Carl Bergman and Ella Pilcher-the famous torch singer. The class quickly adjusted themselves to the new building and all enjoyed the dance in the beautiful recreation hall that Mr. Ellis, the past superintendent, had so cheer- fully donated in honor of this class. C. H. S. 1936