Cannelton High School - Notlennac Yearbook (Cannelton, IN)

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Senior Play Sitting left ta right—J. Cleir.ent3,, M. Irvin, C. Narthenar, B. Paulin, J. Belin, and E. Snyder. Standing left to right-- P. Snyder, U. Alien, K. Oldfield, L. Vitelli, D. Huber, N. Ilerzag, S. Sapp, aod Mrs. Mildred Vaughn, directar.

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Class Prophesy I have a few articles takes from a 1965 edition of the Mule Holler Gazette which I thiak you might find of iaterest. Mr. Donnie G. Allea, head of the F. B. I., has just anaouaced to the relief of the Americaa public that Public Enemy No. I, Jerry Lee Jones, lias fiaally been captured. Mr. Joaes will be defended by his highly paid lawyer nad mouthpiece, J. David Huber. In a recent nation wide poll it was found that Frankie Baby Face Bolin' has been elected the greatest lover in motion pictures since the days of Marlon Brando. George Stanley Hell Driver” Sutton just crashed at the 500 Mile Speedway Race. His only injury was a mashed big toe. Pfc. Martin Richard Morris was recently awarded the Bronze Star by General of the Army Jearl E. Ballow. Pfc. 's courageous deed was jumping from an airplane in order to save his buddy, Charles Skinner, whose parachute failed to open. Our readers will be relieved to know that Martin landed on his head thus escaping injury. Misses Patricia Snyder, Jane Lee 3oltn, and Irene May are now featured in an unlimited engagement at the Chez Paree in Chicago, Illinois. Their exotic floor show and strip tease originated in Room 1055 at the Sherman Hotel on the senior trip. After a long hard rise to the top of the theatrical world, Richard C. Oldfield has been acclaimed the world's greatest director, producer, and playwright. He recently won the Pulitzer Prize for his superb play, Professor, You Did It . Marion Dixon and Robert Flash Paulir. now own the newly built gambling casino, The Plugged Nickel. Their chief claim to fame is their underhanded dealiags in Black Jack and Seven Card Draw. Mary Avis Irvin just lost her sixth music teaching job in six years for allowing her music students is study hall to enjoy certain privileges such as drinking cokes, taking naps, and having jaui sessions. She is now in Greenwich Village preparing for a concert tour to Lower Slobbovia. Juanita Skeeter Kratzer has just won the world’s heavyweightchan.pionship bout by beating Rocky Marciano. Rocky never had a chauce. Shirley Daum has been appointed the chief tester of the I. M. Sharp Tack Factory. She acquired her skill in government class. An intimate friend of J. C. Basham, Presidentof Kroger Company of America, has disclosed that J. C. is going to fight a duel with the president of the A. and P. for making slanderous remarks about Krogers. After 10 years of sereae marriage Harry and Birdie Lain now have a cozy ne3t full of little hairy birdies. Miss Loretta Harding now holds the distinguished position of stewardess on the President's private plane, The Dirty Bird. Gur readers will be interested to know that the pilot is another graduate of C. K. S., Major Jam.es Melvin Schroeder. He gained experience in searing to great altitudes while pole vaulting at C. H. S. Nit King Herzog, who is world famous for his out of this world cornet style, is now playing an engagement at the Flying Saucer on Mars. Miss Shirley Sapp, who holds the unusual position of vocal and physical education teacher at A. B. C. H. S. in Indianapolis, has become famous for teaching her students to sing while swinging from a trapeze. Miss Betty Freeman is now head nurse at the Bring-em-Back-Alive Hospital at Pellville, Ky. Living proof of the effectiveness of Nurse Clara Northenor's famous discovery, Go Grow Hormones, is Patsy Sinclair, who has now attained the height of 6 feet. The former Miss Audrey Shellenberger, the faithful wife of Albert fer the past 10 years, has just given birth to her 12th little Harpe. Audrey tells us that they are often a little out of tune. Miss Betty Lou Seifert ha3 just won the grand prize at the State Fair for her atomic devil's food cake. The judges got quite a bang out of it.

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Row 1, left to right: Patricia Sinclair, Patricia Snyder, Eva Gofftnet, Audrey Shellenberger. Row 2: Man' Avis Irvin, Shirley Sapp, Shirley Daum, Mary Rita Smallwood. Row 3; Martin Morris, Robert Paulin. Richard Oldfield, Jearl Ballow. Row 4: Jerry Jones, Norman Herzog.