Caney Valley High School - Kane Kan Yearbook (Caney, KS)

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'934 so-i...--.-..'55N.5Z'F5'i N, ,l 335 Class Will CHARACTERS La-wyer .... ...,.,..........,......, .,...,....., J o hn Dee Ewem Client .......... ,.,........,........ ................ .....,... C . L . Connelly XS itnesses ,... .,......., .,...... Y X 'ilma Rounds and Joan Shore Time: The Present Stage Setting: The Lawye-r's Office tje-ne: When curtain rises the lawyer is sitting at his desk. writing. I-'rom time to time he consults a huge book, from which he copies selections. Enter the client.l Lawyer: lrising to greet the clie..tl Good-morning madani. What can I do for you today? Client: I want you to draw up a will for me. Lawyer: Xery well, be seated. luets papers, pens, ink, erasersi Now, what is your name? tflient: l represent the class of 1934 of l'aney High School. Lawyer: treading as he writes: it e, the class of 193-I of Caney High School, being of sound bodies and sane minds and at peace with all the world do hereby give, bequeath and devise all our worldly goods to the following beneticiaries to-w.t: Client: We want to give the class ul 1935 our industrious attitude that enabled us to study from dewy morn till dusky eve-straight through without a stop-even burning midnight oil. We bequeath to the bophomores who will be Juniors soon, our ability to say the right thing at the right time, since they need it most. Robert Banks requests all boys to leave Louise Freidline strictly alone. Bethany Cooper wills her place as librarian to Mae Smith who de- serves the honor as reward tor the hours spent there. John Dee Ewers wills his ability to bluff the teachers to Frank Hill. Paul Harden bestows upon lt.chai-cl Wise his habit of making good giadcs in American History. Jack Harvey leax es his place on the football team to Bill Townscll. Leona and Leota Harris leave their secret of how to get along peaeelully with a sister to Mary and Helen O'Neal. Marion Hayes leaves his bag ot tricks and his magnetic personality to Floyd tjwin who is specializing in tricks. Connor Hopkins wills I-'lorine Dekore a package ot' his favorite mints. lilla Howser wills her position as typist for the Kane-Kan Staff to l-'red ltitter, who thinks it easy. Rachel Jackson wills her rkeable disposition to Helen Kirby. Kenneth lxannard leaves his ability to refrain from dates to .loc llregg. Darrell Keller leaves his basket ball suit to Keck Kimball under one condition- That it fits. Leslie Keller bestows upon Junior Truskett his ability to acquire knowledge easily. Earl McBride wills his backward ways to Bill Schleicher. 24A

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,934 KANEg?55N4.....l3i Virginia: ll' hy Keeks Connell? and Bm- Clnire L.: lf it isn't Wilma and Vil'giHi2'l- warmer what are you W0 doing here? llill: You see Keeks and I have a trained flea and dog show and l lest Suzza Bella my best trained flea. Q Claire L.: were here just for tonight- Weye been Dlaymg the u.m,,U,.,.L guy have they a special Xitaphone Act featuring Leona gliitl l.,-our Harris? You remember them? They are Slllglllg With lime t'i-osby. lt's really good. Come and see it. Hill: YYe:ll, we must take our fleas back to the hotel and get them -r-inelbing In eat before they put on their act. Goodbye. liolh Girls: Goodbye. Virginia: l wonder if we would have time to see the show. Wilma: l.el's set' what time the show starts. Virginia: Well, treadsj tonight and tomorrow at the Pla-Mour, lit-tlmiiy Vnupel' will give an exhibition in skating and Ella Howser will ei-.-I an .-xbibition dziziee. They went to school with us didn't they? Wilinu: Look here! treadsl lt says, vote for Virgil Van Atta as -l--e t-archer of Buttermilk Falls: and here, vote for Marion Hayes: they mu-1 be competing against each Other. lirg niai: Talking of elections did you know that Bernice Lindsey is liuxvl'llril' ul' New York? and Ella Mae Shelton has been appointed as Mini-1--r to l-'r:ince. ltilninz llzicliel .lnckson is in France designing costumes in a Paris ellrilr. Virginia: l,uuli here! treadsj Get your picture taken for twentv- mr- rents. .loe Uh-y. photographer. Wasn't there a Joe Oley in our flu-si' Wilma: Yes, I remember smiling Joe. Vir-1-'iniii: trendsl Free, with every photograph taken, a large ,,i,.,t..-.1 l-.girl Bit-Bride, the heavy weight champion, and Everett Miner, the 'lain--tl.-x'il aviator. Hktilinnr I remember them too. Earl seemed rather small to be an IIN I vt. Yiryinin: Well, l'm hungry, aren't you? Mike could you tell us nb--re we eonlil get zi good Sandwich? Nikki-I Sure: lidna llively and Irene Holeman, have a grand cafe- :. 'l'-'lf 'nil' 'fll ll illlllll. limi H011 Smith, the boy in our class who talked T. 1- -Hit 5. sells the best hot tzimales you ever tasted. His stand is on -w-'lflh :intl liziltnniore, lxirsllllluz Une hour and five minutes till our train leaves. . - I , ' I ilrnii. Uh. we ll have time to ent. See you again Mike' goodbvvl Mllvlvi tiumlhyl-D !'mmliri.1iii.i. This has bien .i ical treat to hear of our old Caney High Wilrnn :intl Virginia lflxitg Furtain. 24

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' -.--- - KANE-KAN 1935 1934 as ,.,s.. M-we Ivan Xiorrow leaves his ability to collect ads for the annual to sunk' tluiet nersoii--sub' Elizabeth Skmner' joe may leaves his last 15c to the school to be used in a fund for buying seat covers for the auditorium. tilvndolvn Parker leaves her Quiet Ways to Beatrice Chagtain' Rljbx. Rams wins her speed in typing to Pauline, her sister, so as lu Ret-in ii in the family. 3 z I 's J - R th lls her artistic ability to'Mayetta Schleicher. hllieliliel Egixinecoa leaves all the Junior High Glfls to Bill Askfell- t'lit'ford Shafer wills Wiley Phillips all his notebooks so Wiley won't have lu work so hard. Bernice Lindsey wills her red hair to the Junior Class hoping that with this adtlitionalilight they may become truly great actors, Everett Minor wills his curly locks to Ralph Haik but all other pos- -eesions are iluemletl to his wife. 'lin the library Tom Kerscy leaves all his Diamond Dick and Flying Ave stories for Miss Bennett to read during the children's hour. l'ftly'vl1t' tllatfelder leaves a good word with all the girls for Bill .Xskri-n. illill. lary' lr.-ne lioli-man bestows upon Rozanna Croff her studious disposi- t-Iilna ilively leaves her habit of talking to boys to Katty Harden. Mabel Henderson bequeaths her ability as an actress to Betty Bell. Ruth Morrow leaves her boisterous disposition to Nadine Hilford. lilla Mae Shelton bequeaths her height to Fern Copeland, .loan Shore leaves her ability to play tennis to Vesta Penfield. l ri:tl Smith leaves his perpetual tongue to Junior Haynes. l-Ii-nest Smith bestows upon Jack Hanlon his outstanding vocabu- .loanne Stone bequeaths her inferiority complex to Alma Kannard. 1.1-on Theys leaves his place as star basket ball player to Marion Maze. flllllt' Virginia Toner wills her awkward ways to Velma Jo Hodges. llnd 'I-roxel wills Phillip St-haub his fish stories so Phillip may be- the life ot' all the parties. I Vifilil Yan Atta leaves to the Journalism class all his unfinished 1 ill ill lt i -s gi ing lo be used for scratch paper. I.--nore hillton leaves all her excess pounds to Wilma Lee t xttilma ltoluliuls leaves her habit of talking about nothing to Marga- ri- .- nn - in. Nltfl Pflziiri- Louise Connelly and Bill Nichols leave their love-sick ways lil sl ir ' Ui ll with--rty and Dick torlc. -l liilffliluton leaves his nonehalant wavs to Raymond Charles. l-H.W5 'r: ls that all? A Vlu-ni: Yes I have my witnesses outside, liav-'yi-r: All right bring them in, lunt--r girls and client. l:ilWF 'l'f You are the witnesses? 'fl'1 l -. Wi- are the witnesses. l.awye-rg Sign hl.,-l.. till--nt: We-ll, that is all we can don lilrls :incl iilivllli tiumllivg Sir, l.atx vi-rj tlm,4ll,5-,.. ' ow so we may as well go. t'urtaiu. 248