Canastota High School - Toot Yearbook (Canastota, NY)

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June 30—Admiral Tifft, after retiring from the Navy, ended his first successful year as a professor in Morrisville. July 4—After an interview with Connie, the professional football player, we learned that Eleanor Robinson, Lu- cille Lomonaco, Faye Allan, Judy Per- yer, and Nellie Fox, business adminis- trators and private secretaries of the well-known engineering and law firm, Tomarchio and Finn, moved into their offices on Park Avenue. This building, as we all know, was planned by the renowned architect John Bayliss. August 6—The Misses Mott and Scanlan left today for Lockport, Indiana to meet their Air Force fiancees. September 18—The firm Ackerman, Cos- tello and Tomatore owned by Joyce Mil- ler, Mary Fresina, and Marilyn Ali, crashed the stock market today. September 23—Still possessing her sweet face, hair and figure, Gladys Parker was chosen queen of Atlantic Service Station. October 9—Navy Notes: Mike Becker, now captain in the Naval Reserve, commis- sioned Swab Parsons as an ensign today. October 11—Capt. Scherrer, Navy Veter- an, is now setting up his pharmacy called “Old Andy’s Drug Store” aboard his new liner “Tootsie.” November 17—Miss Martha Myers started a private nursery school near Dream Town, N. Y. Among the children at- dending is Janie Curtis, daughter of Mrs. Virgil Curtis, formerly Jane Brown. November 24—Muriel Breed, Queen of the Onion Harvest, was called to Washing- ton to become the private beautician of our new President. This appointment automatically forces A. Fresina, our last president’s barber to again draw unemployment insurance. December 7—The medical technician Jeanne Sorci, with Sonja Miller, a practical nurse, finished cleaning up the slums in New York’s east side. Miss Sorci said this work could not have been ac- complished without the help of Pat Pe- trie, a home economics instructor, and Ed Beickert, a food technologist. —MARILYN BUSHNELL and ESTHER KINCAID page twenty-one

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LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FUTURE Since twenty years quickly pass and we are now a famous class, read about us, rich and poor what we’ll do in 1974. January 1—Don and Barb Pafka bought the deed to the “Ski-Hi” farms and are raising an eleven-man football team. January 29—It was announced today that Miss Betty DeVito won the Pultizer Prize for her novel “School with John- ny.” February 3—Martian Developments: The famous gemologist Marilyn Bushnell Spadter has just returned from Mars, where she discovered the first Martian diamond. February 15—Rosie Smith and Katie Con- nell have established, today, their sana- torium on Mars. February 31—After many difficulties the adventurer Martha Shuler and her as- sistant Mary Narehood opened at noon the Martian branch of the widely known Dick’s Flower Shop. March 1—Cass and Justine Mulford return- ed from their winter home in Hawaii. March 5—Nurse Bernice K. bought the first pair of 5-D glasses from the world fam- ous optometrist Bob Moore. April 18—Secretary of Agriculture Wake- field, Supreme Court Judge Frier and Governor “Big Tim” gave two daring young women authority to increase rain production. April 28—Because of a lack of April show- ers in New York State, Esther Kincaid piloted the first flexible bird-winged plane with Elsie on board to deposit dry ice on the clouds. May 19—Among the paintings that won world recognition at the latest art ex- hibition was Joan DeFazio’s “Muscle- bound Eddy” Ackerman. His famous co-managers, Mazzoli and Rinehard, ac- companied by their private nurses, Clau- dia and Dawn, attended Colgate’s tes- timonial banquet in honor of Professor of History Berry. May 21—John Miller has received large roy- alties for his “Concerto in Z Minor”. June 2—Miss Winifred Relyea has become a commissioned officer in the Women’s Marines, and is now stationed with her brother in Fort Kent. page twenty

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