Canastota High School - Toot Yearbook (Canastota, NY)

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FRESHMAN PRAYER “Oh Lord please help me, To be as smart as John DeFazio, To have hair like Gladys Parker, To dance like Carol Scanlan, To flirt like Martha Shuler, To be as tall as Cass Mulford, To have cheeks like Jane Brown, To be as witty as David Timerman, To be as musically inclined as John Miller, To be as ambitious as Betty DeVito, To be an athlete like Conny Cotsovites, To have pull with the teachers like David Berry. —“Amen” THE COMMANDMENTS OF PHYSICS 1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s book nor his paper nor any of his knowledge. 2. Thou shalt not waste thy knowledge upon fools nor transfer thy work upon anoth- ther’s paper. 3. Thou shalt not have in thy heart to send a note across the room. 4. Thou shalt keep thy chair on all four feet and shall not extend thy feet for- ward too noticeably. 5. Thou shalt remember that a loud laugh speaketh a vacant mind. 6. Thou shalt not open thy lips to speak foolishness. 7. Thou shalt not gaze at thy watch for that is thy teacher’s work. 8. Thou shalt not “creeg” thy neighbor’s chair nor lift it over the table. 9. Thou shalt not show a pretense of wis- dom when thou art not wise. 10. Thou shalt remember and take heed of these commandments, at all times, that thou will not get into hot soup; otherwise a chair up front or the office. Jj' • V • page nineteen

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LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FUTURE Since twenty years quickly pass and we are now a famous class, read about us, rich and poor what we’ll do in 1974. January 1—Don and Barb Pafka bought the deed to the “Ski-Hi” farms and are raising an eleven-man football team. January 29—It was announced today that Miss Betty DeVito won the Pultizer Prize for her novel “School with John- ny.” February 3—Martian Developments: The famous gemologist Marilyn Bushnell Spadter has just returned from Mars, where she discovered the first Martian diamond. February 15—Rosie Smith and Katie Con- nell have established, today, their sana- torium on Mars. February 31—After many difficulties the adventurer Martha Shuler and her as- sistant Mary Narehood opened at noon the Martian branch of the widely known Dick’s Flower Shop. March 1—Cass and Justine Mulford return- ed from their winter home in Hawaii. March 5—Nurse Bernice K. bought the first pair of 5-D glasses from the world fam- ous optometrist Bob Moore. April 18—Secretary of Agriculture Wake- field, Supreme Court Judge Frier and Governor “Big Tim” gave two daring young women authority to increase rain production. April 28—Because of a lack of April show- ers in New York State, Esther Kincaid piloted the first flexible bird-winged plane with Elsie on board to deposit dry ice on the clouds. May 19—Among the paintings that won world recognition at the latest art ex- hibition was Joan DeFazio’s “Muscle- bound Eddy” Ackerman. His famous co-managers, Mazzoli and Rinehard, ac- companied by their private nurses, Clau- dia and Dawn, attended Colgate’s tes- timonial banquet in honor of Professor of History Berry. May 21—John Miller has received large roy- alties for his “Concerto in Z Minor”. June 2—Miss Winifred Relyea has become a commissioned officer in the Women’s Marines, and is now stationed with her brother in Fort Kent. page twenty