Canastota High School - Toot Yearbook (Canastota, NY)

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20 THE TOOT bequeath their opportuniites for flirta- tion with the C. H. S. boys for one year at compound interest. To Fredric Dew a pair of Jazz Gar- ters. To Emerson Welch we leave an au- tomatic wind-shield wiper for use in History C class when cleaning his glasses. The girls’ basketball team leaves to the boys’ basketball team a ground- hog for a mascot. To the Chapel students we leave a supply of grass blades on which to sound their pitch. To those students who possess strong criminal qualities we leave a pair of footpads with which to walk past Miss Clines’ door when going in the wrong direction. John TeWinkel and Helen Guss- willer are the receivers of a bicycle built for two on which they can take the corners with more speed. The foregoing goods having been be- queathed as we saw fit and necessary we do hereby appoint Mr. Cox as ex- ecutor of our last will and testament. (Signed) Class of 1930 Class Seal: LePage’s Glue Witnesses: Amos and Andy —Hazel Allis IT IS TO LAUGH” E. Emmio: “I’d pay a dollar if you were any lazier.” L. Waldo: “ Would you mind put- ting the dollar in my pocket?” Miss Clines: “Well, what do you think of the new Ford?” Mr. Zapf: “Couldn’t say; I haven’t been hit by one yet.” Gladys Baldwin: “I don’t want any of your crackers. They tell me that mice run all over them at night.” Marie Roberts: “That isn’t so. The cat sleeps in the barrel every night.” Florence Ackerman: “I hear you were upset by the bank failure.” Ruth Greiner: “I should say so. I completely lost my balance.” Joy TeWinkel: “I have just written my first novel. There isn’t an immor- al line in it.” Peg Cady: “That’s not a novel That’s a textbook.” Mary Frost: I can jump as high as this college.” Miss Uke: “What! You think you can jump that high?” Mary Frost: “Sure, better than that, the college can’t jump at all.” Kenneth Harsh: “And waiter have my chops lean.” Waiter: “Yes, sir. Which way sir?” Mrs. Buhrig: “What do you mean by bringing my daughter in at this hour?” Ollie: “Well, I gotta be at work by Mandy Grenls: “What’s the matter with that football player?” Betty Musacchio: “I hear it’s high blonde pressure.” seven. Colton Tibbits: “Say, who do you think you’re pushing?” Gen. Dew: “How many guesses do I get?” Miss Mackey: “And the Britons still wore the same clothes that their an- cestors did.” Madeline Woolsey: “Oh, the dirty things.” Meredith: “Hear about poor Bill?” Nancy: “No, what happened?” Meredith: “Why his heart was giv- ing him trouble so he went to the doctor to have it stopped.

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THE TOOT Vera Kilts, who showed much promise in her home-making class, is now a dress designer at Clockville. Eva Pon- ticello is known in Hollywood’s smart- est circles as ‘‘Theda Bara, the sec- ond.” Minnie Olcott has climbed the ladder to success and is the assistant kindergarten teacher at Peterboro. Her main duty is to put the little children’s coats, hats and rubbers on when they go out to play. “The Crystal becomes blank said Catherine, “I can see no more.” I wanted to talk some more about the good old school days, but people were waiting in a long line outside Catherine’s tent to see what the cry- stal held for them. I sadly said “good- CLASS We, the class of 1930, of Canastota High School, village of Canastota, Town of Lenox, County of Madison, State of New York, being of sound mind and body, do make, publish and declare this our last will and testa- ment, hereby declaring null and void any other document which may be drawn up by any one of this imbecile body. To the Juniors, we leave our dignity and the front seats in Chapel, pro- viding they get there ahead of the Freshmen. To Miss Powers and Miss Jutkie- wicz, our worthy advisers, we leave our deepest appreciation for their un- tiring efforts in our behalf thruout the year. To Mr. McLean we leave an auto- matic silencer in the study hall to op- erate from 8:57 to 9:00 A. M. and from 1:12 to 1:15 P. M. To Mr. Schmidt we leave a set of five thousand volumes on “Prehistoric Man” and a pair of glasses and a dict- ionary so that he can read and inter- pret those he already has. Eudora leaves her typewriting abil- ity to Joseph Chapman. bye” to my old school mate and we promised each other that we would get together again. As I walked along, lost in my thoughts, I bumped into some one with a force that almost knocked me over. It was Mr. Cox, my old friend, who is still sweeping the floors of the high school and making loving couples leave the building at 4:30. It seemed good to see Mr. Cox again and we had a long visit. This was a memorable day in my life, to hear about my school mates again, and as I started home these words came into my mind: The thoughts of you, so good, so true, Will fill our eyes with tears.” —Mary Frost WILL We thoughtfully dedicate the park- ing place in the library to Kenneth and Marion. Marie leaves her plumpness to Fran- ces Hinkel. Mandalay leaves her giggle to Ruth Sykes. Eva leaves her style to Ruth Blow- ers. To Curtis Cronk we leave a “Stone” crusher and a “Cotton” mill equipped with a spinning “Jenny.” Lillian leaves her man-hating traits to Charlienne Cotton. Vera leaves her love of history tc Jay Eaton. Peg Cady leaves her fondness for gym to Emogene Pickard. To George Hazen we leave a per- manent position as mattress tester Mary Carr leaves her seriousness to Fredric Dew. Mary Frost leaves about a foot of her height to Grace Reed. Mary Calli leaves her ability to flirt to lone Robertson. To Mr. Zapf we leave a magazine in which to publish his little jokes on the students. To Virginia Peach the Senior girls

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THE CLASS OF 1930 HAZEL ALLIS Literary Editor of Toot HAZEL BRAUN Dramatic Club 1928-30 Glee Club 1927-30 Orchestra 1927-29 Red and White Staff 1929 Red and While Eollies Pinafore 1930 MURIEL BUHRIG Glee Club 1927-28 Dramatic Club 1928-29 Red and W'hite Staff 1927-28 Band 1927-29 Red and White Follies Senior Play MARGERY CADY K. E. Society Basketball 1928-30 Band 1929 Business Manager of Toot DOROTHY CALHOUN Red and White Follies page twenty-one