Canastota High School - Toot Yearbook (Canastota, NY)

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THE TOOT . 27 Doggone Mose, can you explain wireless te- legraphy to me?” “Yessuh, it’s like dis: Ef you-ali had a long long houn' dawg, an' he stretched from Cincinnaty to Clev? lahd, and you stepped on his tail in Cincinnaty, he would howl in Cleve- land. Dat am telegraphy. Only in wiahless you does de same thing without de dawg.”—Columbus Dis- patch. It Would Be He: “Ah, darling, as we sit together under the spreading branches of th:s noble tree, I declare on my honor you are the only girl I have ever loved. She: “You always say such appropri- ate things, John. This is a chestnut tree.” Little Go-Creep Tin, Tin, Tin—The Wonder Car. The Tin You Love to Touch Honest Weight—No Springs. Don’t Laugh Big Boy—I’m Paid For Mrs. Frequently. An Aid To Foreigners How to master the American lang- uage in five minutes. Memorize these phrases and your success is insured against failure: “And how!” “Me.too!” “O, O!” “What, no—(dash represents anv vegetable). “You tell ’em!” “Yah.” “Nope.” —Fred Ebel. A Generous Soul Graduate: “Will you pay me wnal I’m worth?” Employer: “I’ll do better than than I'll give you a small salary to start with.” Her Honeymoon “And did you have a honeymoon Mandy?” asked the mistress of her colored laundress. “We-e-ell” was the hesitating reply, Rastus done helped me wid de wash- in’s de fust two weks.” In Appreciation The management of the TOOT desires to express its sincere appreciation to all our Advertisers and other friends who by their generous co-operation have made it possible to publish this year book.

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26 THZ TOOT Kennaird Woolsey attends Syracuse University. Richard McConnell attends Union College at Schenectady. Louise DeBrucque Betsinger is a nurse in our local hospital. Alma Brewster attends Syracuse University. Florence Burke was graduated this year from Cortland Normal. Helen Dailey teaches at Unadilla Forks. Lester Dineen attends Syracuse University. Class of 1926 Florence Olden attends Syracuse University. Glenn Archer attends Meohanics In- stitute at Rochester. Class of 1927 Leon Baldwin is mail clerk at Cleve- land, Ohio. Sarah Bemiss attends Syracuse Uni- versity. Florence Caldwell is a pest gradu- ate. Sarah Dailey is a post graduate. Margaret Davis attends Cortland Normal. Roger Fancher attends Syracuse University. Doris Fowler attends Cortland Nor- mal. Alice Greiner is a post graduate. Juanita Grems attends St. Lawrence I n.iversity. Ruth Hamlin attends Morrisville Training school. Elizabeth Lewis is a post graduate. Madeline Musacchio attends St. Lawrence University. Herman Miles attends Colgate. Dorothy Roberts attends Central City Business School. • Elizabeth Scliepp is a post graduate. Dorothy Smith attends St. Law- rence University. Marguerite Stickler was graduated this year from Morrisville. Michael Tornatore attends Syra- cuse University. Francis Danehy attends Syracuse University. Eugene Quinn attends Syracuse University. Molly Miller is a post graduate. Elsie Braun attends Rollins College Winter Park, Florida. Leo Roberts attends Colgate. Jelsomina Spadafora attends East- man School of Music at Rochester. Honeymoon Salad The newly married couple stopped for lunch at a hotel where the mana- ger was rather assiduous in his at- tentions. For the tenth time he sail- ed up. “And what can I get for you now sir?” “Some honeymoon salad please.” “You have me there sir,” replied the manager. “May I ask what it con- sists of?” “Just lettuce alone.’” No Time To Waste Young Lady—“Which would you prefer in your future lyisband: weaitn, ability, or appearance?” Lady not so young: “Appearanca, my dear; but he’s got to appear pret- ty soon.”—Selected.

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