Camp Rondack - Rondacts Yearbook (Pottersville, NY)

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THE UGLY MUGLY Come back to the kitchen and hear for yourself The tale of the dishes that stand on your shelf: The story of Saucy whose crack was all mended, Whose homecoming laughter so soon was ended, Of the plain brown Mug, who heaved a sigh Whenever the Sugar Bowl went by, Of that Sugar Bowl with the frosty stare Whose haughty nose curled up in the air: With Pepper and Salt. in spice and in trouble Getting all mixed up because they were double: And the two friendly rivals, old Pot and old Kettle, Each of them showing his own proud mettle. The Silverware, too, we mustn't forget, Giving us lessons in true etiquette: Nor that very superior British Glassware, So easy to see through in spite of their air. Come back to the kitchen, a-tiptoe at dawn, And see what a show Rondack's Juniors put onl REMEMBER ...... ? lt's Daytime, Our Playtime is Here ......,............. Irma Newman flietllej and the Whole Kitchen H Something's Gone Wrong With the Sun Cups-Arlene Levy, Lila Altman, .loan Feldman, Marion Eisen? Saucers-Ann Newcorn, Bert Pines, Felice Linder, Estelle Katz, and the Whole Kitchen 'lWe're Different as You See .,Gloria Shustek fSugf1r Bowl! and Elaine Davidson KUgly Muglyj He110, Sauey, Hello ,,,,,,,,,,,,.,.,,...,,....,.,,...,....,.,,,...,..........................,,. Everyone in the Kitchen I Thought My Crack was Mendcd .... ........................................... B arbara Blickman fSauCy2 Ir'5 Terrible to be Twins ,,,,,,,,,,,, ,.,..,.. C laire Field and Norma Thalheim fPepper and Saltj The Pot and the Kettle ,,,.,,, ,,,,,.,,.....,,,,.,......... l rma Newman and Jane Weiss KPOIQ Silverware Drill i Spoons-Judy Simon, Elaine Eisen. Faith Pancth, Phyllis Rabi Knives-Edith Laurie, Berdonah Levy, Edythe Bleetstein, Anita Frank: Forks-Arlene Friedlander, Joan Samek, Marilyn Diamond, Bebe Baron Dance of the Glasses ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. Betty Geller, Jacqueline Rosert, Berry Mitchell, Selene Davidson

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ELAINE CHINA: Ah, the honorable lady ain't seen nuthin' yet! She have fine time in my countly. First she see Fu Manchu and Fu Fu Manchu and Fu Fu Fu Manchu Che wickeder than the other two, he feed councillors poisoned stewj. Heh, heh, heh! If she only stay she have more fun. I show her Fee Fi Fo Fum Fu Manchu. Heh! Heh! CLAIRE MEXICO: But she have much excitement here, Mees America! She see a revolu- tion and banditti! Bing bang bang bang. We like to make a lot of noise. ' ESTELLE STATUE OF LIBERTY: Well, she had a pretty good time on her trip. but she looked mighty happy to get home-and say, I didn't mind giving my arm a rest, either! VICTOR KTHE VICIOUS VIPEPXD July 12, 1936 Social Hall DERE CHLOE2 Lawdy, what a day ah done have! This morning we was all set for the big house-party, and everything was a-goin' fine. The girls was a bit jittery about their lil brother finding out, and Connie even wore that ole bathrobe for luck. She and Janet fJanet's the one who looks like Judy Weiss, and Connie's more like that Carol Davidsonj. Well, they most had a nervous breakdown trying to keep that chile Victor off the phone and away from the door! QHe's always bringing me to mind of Arline Van Praag, too.j Pshaw, everything looked mighty fine, and ah most had that jinx-chile packed off on his way, when in walks that Dudley-you know, that one who looks kind of like Phyllis Merson. lVly soul, did he shore sp-ill the beans! Well, Chloe, right off that Victor boy gets' himself a deaf and dumb attack. Oh my, what a morning! 'Fhere's Connie a-frettin' and Janet all upset and ah's just all mixed up. It's a mighty lucky thing Jan's boy friend--that nice looking Norman Joy Ostriker-walks in. He sho' got busy right off! Victor's attack didn't bother him nohow. He just gets the queerest ole doctor-Von Von Weiner- schnitzel something--must be related to Eleanor Linder, ah guess-and sakes alive, he climbs most into that Victor's neck and wants to operate right on the table, in the living room like that. He's all set to shave Victor's head, when, sakes alive, don't you think that chile got his voice back! Queerest thing, ah calls it. I'm all wore out-first the packing, then Victor, and having all those young folk dropping in. Lois and Beatty and Marion and Floyd Gibbons Siegel. I'm glad they're all on their way for the week-end party at last. Yore cousin, GERANIUIVI CBEVERLY SCHNITZERD P. S. Ah thinks that Dr. VonSchI1einerwitzel kinda liked Miss Connie.

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VM TERRIBLY SORRY Lil Bader is announcing: Our lnters present 'l'm Terribly Sorryf lt's been called 'A Play With Interruptionsf It might better have been called 'An Interruption Without a Play.' The curtain, in hearty agreement with the announcement, begins coyly to retreat. After much indecision, and Cas Lil almost saidj trepidation, it finally opens. revealing Norma Kashins as Letitia, the Tongue-Tied. The much-flustered directress. so full of distress and apology, is hardly recognizable as Doris Woloshin. Oh, dear! I'm terribly sorry! Letitia's such a nervous child. From this point on, it's every man for himself, with the curtain behaving like a prima donna, with Freda Siegel, the 'lmechanical-minded Gordon, pop- ping up regularly: with the Hhappy little Sunbeams getting hopelessly entangled with the fierce and bloody Pirates : with King .lean Jahr and Queen Doris Ritter a-hunting their sweet and flower-like child among the peculiar shrub- bery in the garden. Such a gardenl Roses the size of watermelons flourishing on most familiar looking pine trees. For posterity's sake special mention should be made of that blood-curdling performance of 'lHumoreske by Xylophonist Beattie James, Flutist Phoebe Weinstein, Edna Kaufman, Combist, and Carol Newman, Kazooist, with Pianist June Saltzman on strike for Hearts and Flowers. Directress Doris, appearing progressively more disheveled and closer to a nervous breakdown each moment, may have been terribly sorry it all started, but Rondack had a lot of fun. THE CRIMSON COCOANUT For days we heard Wakonda giving a show? Here? Don't be ridicu- lousl Came Sunday night and we were still in a fog. Nevertheless the show, as Mr. Chankin said, must go on. On it went and off we went-into hysterics- When we saw our councillors, the brains and brawn of Rondack. The curtain opened on Spaghetti's Restaurant- Watch your coat, we don't, No Chex cashed -where you could get delicious ersters and aigs like your mother never made them. Who could have served more expertly than our Flora did? Baked potatoes 5c. You sat on them. Mashed potatoes l0cl and similar aimless remarks issuing from behind that handlebar moustache. Lil as Jack Pincher, B.B.A., G-Man of the New York mounted police may have been a match for