Cambridge Springs Joint High School - Resonator Yearbook (Cambridge Springs, PA)

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OUR CUSTODIANS S Mr Flmton Wykuff and 'xlr lvlllfifd SIHLIIZCI' jus OUR BUS DRIVERS Front Row Karl Gerdon Alex Styborskl Howard Pardee Don Green Bick Row Stuart Sherred Dave Holland Charles Worley MarJor1L Mrtchell Ray Z11hZ1XLl' Whit S COOk1Dgr7 FACUL FY K NAPS Where S the Rall? Easy Llfc Prrv ne Secretary ,,,......---f Musrc MUSIC Muere A basket or Mr Konlor WMM Where 3 The A' Heal Globe, Trotters Nlee Cateh Your Attentrou Please WI Oh Happy Day' Famrly Get Your T1cket Here ld f U A . :iff 5... . -N ' H ,, W . I J ' A 1 1: 5 xv a ,, f - Q 1 v if ' ,V ,. Q JV' 1 .. x ,M . ,, X R V A xx. R ' 1 Z 'K -4 ' aa , 1 if ' 5 . . , I 4. x uf, :L . . 1 ' ' , 4. ' 5 ' , vh- 1. A '.J ' R A R 4 'a' ' N by . -' 1 f . f .xg , L , R Y ' ' ,ve K A. ' , .K . 2 ,1 H S X , s .-,..,,,,r..., Q h ur A f ' 'f . 'T r ' ...... , , ,Q kk . . . , W o , , . . , I U g Q H 5 R' I 121:-4 2 'F X . M 71. 3 Y . . A V ' ,, . 1 4 I, f lt. ' 3- , I l ' 'I 2.

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Backyard DISSCIIHEIOH Un C H S The other nrght as I shoveled the snow from my way 1 heard Mrs Gllhooley to Mrs Flaherty say O Mrs Flaherty have ye heard what a mess? That C H S faculty s a doozy I guess That hrgh falutln professor and hrs front 0ff1C6 dress But he s only E Butler post offlce address And swrngm arolmd rn an elegant way I m a telhn the truth rt s not makm hay Sure Mrs Grlhooley and that tall lanky guy What srts by the wrndow rn a calm Kmgsley way Aye he seems to be tryrn but wot km he do? Wrth thlm schedules and reports and h1m teachrn oo He needs a boat with propellers put on w1th twln screw And all of the letters dlctatln and supplies to renew And that poor slngle Wheeler pushln all of It through Now that seem phony blrd wot s up rn thls end The one that s supposed to be leadm a band It plays only for Men ser the good ladxes say Won t that be harmonrous come f1n1sh1n day? They say those commerclals up over IS ead Lead a lxfe most dlstressln and equally bad Keepm up w1th the joneses IS quxte bad enough But the joneses and Kellles now rsn t that tough? Those poor addled Semors from Merry Cousrns d tell get so many rnstructlons dlrectlons and O well They re just drove to abstractrons and sometlmes to well Look at that sclence department upstarrs Therr Steam s at the front of therr boat w1th such arrs The old tub can sarl sldeways for all that he cares They say he can t run an electncal blanket Wlthout freezm hrs wlfe stlffer n a pancake Wot thrm klds need the most IS some rest and some ease But they ve a couple of Groves and not any trees And to get comfort and guldance from erther of them Is l1ke gettm a goose egg from our speckled hen To do mathematlcs ln a clrcumspect way Takes a flrm steady compass and how can they Tell me make a goose egg or that sort of thlng Without any guide but a stealthy Woodrmg? But take jr science sxnce I-lorak took over All the klds take a look and say We re 1n clover Wlth all of the weddm s and couples and slch And one lone smgle mxssl Wot a department' Wot bllssl Now thrm krds rn the shop are so nearly done out When DeFede lets them loose they run and they shout And tear up the lrnoleum to reach the cafe Whlle Lou stops to vlslt hls wlfe on the way There a guy they call Lucla w1th smooth wrnmn ways Look out or he ll sell you some flour or trays He d sell Brooklyn Bndge to Presldent Hays And there s Murrays two or three on each floor There s one poppin flash bulbs a dozen or more He hldes all hrs scalps on that dark second floor And there s Blue Devlls and bears he s shot by the score And there s one drawln plctures so artful and cute Why she could make Santa look lrke a galoot And one other old guy w1th a sorrowful mem That wrltes wlcked poetry not flt to be seen Gllhooley ye know what s wrong w1th thexr team That clothes basket game athaletlcks II seems They re havln bad luck just because of h1s name Dark Angel they call rt The D1v1l s the same He makes them loop at a hoop and then how they scram And he kapes them a runnln as long as they can They drubbel around on that hard sllppery floor All afrard they don t pass for not makin a score That farmer man Russel should teach them to hustle But he s off to Harrlsburg Bradford or Brussels And rf that s makm a farmer that IS any smarter Why a tnp down to Meadvllle lS only a starter Those housekeepln gxrls IS rt Margle or Sue? Well ll s scandalous lazy the way that they do They ve got new fangled gadgets all over the place But Flaherty I m tellln I m red rn the face From one end to the other there s no broom mthe place You know what they done? Cooked Bacon for Chrlstmas Ifl d done that to Mlke I d be stuck like an lsthmus And you know Mike he says and the truth I m a telhn Only Job that w1ll stlck IS a hot Job of weldrn But along w1th the rest of newfuddled ideas They say Caldwell ln shop IS really a gemus When I went to school we made maps of strange places Called rt geography w1th th1m elevatm spaces And now they do hlstory w1th some strange saunter Lrke thls new fangeled farmln what they call Kontor there s another a goodlookm feller lndeed Can t quite say hrs name but I know he s a Swede Smce I ve an honest convlctlon never mxx facts w1th frctxon I ll say rt s Momson Davrdson or Dlckson I-hs slde l1ne rs preachm or sxngln or teachm From the look rn h1s eye he s matrrmomally shy But some one dlscovered there s one reason why So they marched down the alsle and the Preacher dld sa Sue Orr Bacon You re choosrn to make two one to And there s Adamson or Swanson or Jenny Farrar Has some sort of connectron to a brg opery star She slngs sweet as sugar but Grlhooley I swear She walks up the street w1th a sweet wxstful a1r There two husky men there they call cuspldodrans That wander around l1ke a pair of melodrans Pokln fire rn a b1ler s what they shoudl be dom Strd o waterm 011 fumaces and srch mlschlef brewrn Gllhooley the cooks ln that kltchen glve me the strtches They make the poor klds carry all of the dlshes Why the poor lrttle darlrn s a luggm brg trays Wrll be cnpples for llfe or all of thelr days And they serve em th1n soup wrth a blt of a cracker Glve em corn beef and cabbage that s what IS the matter But Flaherty that Schreckengost s a lady wherever you meet her But Psst She sgot Bookworms or some kmdofdrsorder James A Murray I U 0 0 g 1 1 , . . 1 1 1 11 . . . 11 1 . 1 . 1 1, . , . . 1 . 1 - 1 1 7 1 1 1 1 - - - - - 1 - . . .1 1 , . . 1 1 1 - 1 - 1 11 1 - 1 11 ' - 1 1 1 1 1 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 - 1 - . 1 - 11 1 1 - . . . . 1 H 1 1 1 1 1 , . t - 1 1 . . . , , . , . 1 . 1 - - 1 - . - - 11 1 1 1 1 . . . 1 . 11 11 . 1 . . . . 1 1 - 1 11 - - 1 - - - 1 1 1 - 1 1 1 1 - . 1 1 1 - 1 1 - 1 ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 , . . . . 1 ,, , . 1 . 11 - 1- 1 ' 1 1 1 ' . . 1 1 1 . , . . . 1 . 1 . 1 . , . . . , . 1 1 1 1 . . 1 ,, . . . . . - . , . ,, .... 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 - 1 . . . . . 1 1 . 1 1 . . 1 . . - 11 1 . 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 1 . . 1 . . 1 . 1 . 1 . . 1 . . . . 1 1 . . 1 . . . 1 ,, . . - 1 ,, . . . , . 1 . . . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 . . , . . . 1 1 - 1 1 . . . 1 1 . . . , ,, . . ,, . . . 1 y. - 1 1 - 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' - 1 , , day. 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4 sf -Q' K ' I 1... LD 'ig Lunch time for the upper gfades in the school cafeteria V all S l'.g ,lla N89 , rap., 'Sax Miss Adams and Mrs. Shreckengost manage our library. ffl' Y' i L., flux ip I Our gym readily converts into a large auditorium. Here we are watching one of the special assemblies, the McCrea Marionettes. 1 , ll, 4