Cambridge Latin High School - Review Yearbook (Cambridge, MA)

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12 The Cambridge 'IT THE C. H. L. S. SPOTLITE by FALTER PINCHELL REETIN's, fellow Latinites! The Spotlite weighs anchor this year with a new skipper, a new crew, and the wish to sell you some real solid Pinchellism. The other day, we saw john White struggling like the proverbial bee, carrying books-for the teachers. jean Alden-'nuff said! For your information, Betty Groden is trying to kill yours truly by ramming him as he comes into the hall. I have it on good authority that Bob Dick and jack Sohmer are just a couple of wiz- ards down there in their German class. What's this about Marjorie Coleman and Merlyn Cook being as much together as fused quartz? Paul Richards is going to grow up and write two en- cyclopedias per annum, besides holding down his regular job as third assistant janitor at C. H. L. S. Margie White is the coy thing who smiles at you from behind Marie Flynn. Phil Baird, that debate club man, informs us that he is an animal lover. Lena Smerlas wants us to put Charlie Smerlas's name in here. Well, Lena? Seen gabbing on the school busg Paula Hillery, with an armful of books . . . Scoop Nestor, who attends Broadway University over the hill . . . Muriel Mahady, who always does her homework . . . Buck O'Connor and Emmy Lynch, just a couple of the boys . . . Prepay Bulger has that different walk, we notice . . . jean McMan sure is tall. Whew! . . . I'm glad to say that the school spirit is getting a little better. Keep it up! . . . Bob Peers knows in which room to study, all right. Ask him . . . Rosemary O'Con- nor, Eleanor Quinn, and Bobbie Nauifts, we also notice, are always together . . . Qwe notice a lot of things, don't we, Barbara Johnson?j . . . Take a good look at Dapper Dick O'Donnell, the slow driver . . . AND now Ladeees and gentlemen, I am proud to be able to spell the name of Gregory Yanacopolis! . . . Mary Feeley is the sister of last year's famous Dartmouth ath- lete . . . Phil Strowman, that speed demon, ought to be called ulightnin' . . . Doesn't Henry jezi- erski look like a slinky old mystery serial? . . . Mim Harney is one of the best subscription get- ters on the REVIEW staff . . . Qby the way, have YOU, YES, YOU, subscribed?j . . . According to Joe Stokes, who has a brother in our midst, jim O'Connell has a new name. From now on you may call O'Connell jimsy-Boy . . . Will the thing that signs itself Monsieur Bob please stop sending me so much useless material, pleeez? Freshman Information: Charles Hooker is the muscle man board eraser down there in room three . . . Rita Interelli has great diliiculty in de- ciphering seating plans for us . . . Marion Hyah is the girl -who is anxiously trying to see what is being herein written about her . . . George Menez uses his notebook to camoufiage his spyings . . . james Collins informs us that his favorite sport is gum chewing . . . What does Eugene Flynn find so interesting on Loraine Walters' test pa- pers? By the way, there are quite a few Walters floating around here . . . john Sheridan is the man with the little black bag . . . Dot Vargas wants us all to know that she is a girl scout, so she wears her scout clothes to school . . . Rosalie Woodbury gets many of her vitamins from a much chewed pencil . . . Hal Threhane is sooo graceful ! ! ! Marie Henry sure knows what good sportsmanship is . . . Betty Lee is definitely not a slim brmzettey she is very blonde . . . Irene Hodgen seems to know all the answers down in her Civics class . . . the only trouble is that she is bashful . . . Irving Wasserman is a swell feller, but a poor speller . . . Oww! ! A football coach's dream of Utopiag a place where all of his athletes are on the honor roll . . . Bernadette Drollette is really smart! . . . Wow! . . . Your reporter is dazzled by the snowy locks of one Beatrice Walsh . . . Lillian Powell has her sub- scription to the Review we see . . . and we see Dot Taylor dodging around the corridors . . . Hmmm, Powell and Taylor . . . june jackson and Peggy Miller may usually be found torturing the typewriter up in the REVIEW office . . . Who sez that Lester Katzen looks like Edward G. Robin- son? . . . We'll bet that Eleanor Carter doesn't attribute her beauty to a certain well known brand of liver pill . . . Dan Shrago is one of those boys

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11 Review 4,5 IOKES Chem. Tearber: Tell me about nitrates. Er, ah, er - they're somewhat cheaper than day rates. joe: Well, Moe, how did you Hnd yourself today? Moe: Oh, I just pulled back the covers, and there I was! jim: When I was born, they shot off a cannon. Slim : Too bad they missed! . Mirlrerr: Mary, we have breakfast promptly at eight a. mf, New Maid: All right, Ma'amg if I ain't down, clon't wait for me. T earber: Now, john, if you put your hand in your pocket and pulled out two quarters and a dime, what would you have ? IOZ7I7Ilj'.' Some one else's pants. joe's a human dynamo: everything on him is charged. After the game did they have to put stitches in? Naw, I just pulled myself together. He: XVomen can never keep a secret. She: Yes, they can. I have kept my age a secret ever since I was twenty-five. He: But one day you will let it out. She: No, if I can keep a secret for eight years, I can go on keeping it. I . VVIT AND HALF-WIT Wodehouse Witticisms: She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and forgotten to say, When! He looked as if Nature had intended to make a gorilla, and had changed its mind halfway. X2 When asked to name three signs of the Zodiac, the Honor Class student replied, Leo, the lion: Cancer, the crab, Mickey, the mouse. Following the current course of our so-called humor, the man who took sleeping pills is chris- tened '1The Wizard of Snooze. I remember Mr. Derry's story of the pupil who asked him, If a rivulet is a little river, and a pig- let, a little pig, is Hamlet a . . . Oh well! You can guess the rest. i When Mr. Sullivan told us of the poll tax which men pay to vote, he remarked that there is a bill up to make women pay a like tax. It seems that for the past live years men have voted down the bill saying that, after all, The man pays and pays and pays! THE RADIO ANNOUNCER EATS BREAKFAST I I OOD Morning, good morning! And how are all our early risers this cheery morning? The time? At the sound of the gong it will be exactly quarter past seven, courtesy of Pulova Watch Company. - Well, well, so we have Crackle cereal for break- fast! Crackle cereal is put out by Fellogs Fancy Foods, Rattle Creek, Michigan. It contains Vitamins A. B. C, and Q. 'Barlington Sausage? Oh good! Are you tired of the same old thing for breakfast? Not me, dear, the food! Try Bar1ington's Sausage for a changefl Smell that lovely coffee. Folks, Sase 8: Cham- born's coffee is really wonderful, you can get it at your neighborhood grocer. I must hurry. Kiss? No kiss, dear. Your lip- stick smearsg you should use Banshee cosmetics! What? Leaving for Reno this morning? Can't stand me anymore? Fly! Go by the W. I. Z. air- lines. Speed is their motto! Goodbye! J. L.

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'Review 13 who is always doing homework . . . Nelson Wald- man sandwiches a trip to the fair between Fri- day and Monday . . . Betty Murphy is one of the REVIEW,S most pleasant and successful subscrip- tion getters . . . After graduating from C.H.L.S., Lorraine Keefe is going to be my secretary . . . Deacon Doyle says that it isn't always bad luck to have a black cat following you, it all depends, he says, on whether you are a man or a mouse . . . We honestly fear that Salvi Mangano and Ted Adelson are going to have each other's scalps in one of those History class debates . . . Say, Sarah Denaro, how come you never get called on for special assignments? . . . Marshall Slater is too smart for this little newsboy to keep up with, that is, as far as book larnin' goes . . . Rosamond Nigro is one of those people who come around to tell you that you should go to this or that gameg thereby busting up a beautiful B pro- gram during which you intended to finish up that homework . . . Angie Bonsignore is really hep- ped to the jive . . . so he says . . . Add Brass, the girl who shares her desk with me, fills the thing up with paper and then writes me a note and tells me that I had better clean it out or else . . . Genevieve Herlihy is the what's going on here girl up there in Chemistry . . . Some-- body ought to show jim Sellers how to tie a bow tie, the poor kid doesn't seem to know what the score is when it comes to tying a tie . . . just give them a little time and Russ Brown and Frank Mallahan will blow up the school, judging from their actions in Chemistry . . . joe Harrington likes to sneak up and down the unfinished stairs. Trying to break a leg, joe? joe Mallahan's nose looks more like an orange than a nose, now that someone stepped on it for him . . . Scotty Mc- Cann provided this year's voters with the best bookmarks they have seen for a long time . . . Jean Shumway says in her sleep, Wanna buy a raflle ticket? , I think . . . fyes, I do think once in a whilej . . . Who says that Paul Butler looks like a Cherub? . . . That Rhapsody in green up in '74 is none other than 'Doc Lawlor . . . Bertha Humez is one of our foremost literary critics, and boy, can she criticize! ! ! Ellen Sulli- van has our votes for best everything . . . Rita Rothfarb obviously goes in for lipstick . . . fpar- don me while I duck that book she is about to throwj . . . One of the candidates in the Junior elections was heard to say, May the best man win, and I'm afraid that he will. . . . A thing I'd like to see: Frannie Mulvey in school for two days straight. Any time your're puzzled with your Biblical references, just apply to Bob Fishman or Eva Hegeman . . . Dija ever see Betty Fawcett out with her dog Sonny ? . . . Do you have dili- culty with your Geometry problems? If you do, bring 'em to Roland Moody . . . Gardner Magnu- son, Pat Herlihy, and Sam Zadoorian are three of our biggest football players . . . Olive Carmon is the girl who can pantomime . . . Claire Harney sports socks which lace up the front . . . Boy, what a load of books under Evelyn I-Ioyt's arm! l Cecil Cantrell wants more in here about the annex. Well, we'll see what we can do . . . The blonde brutes, Russ Boudreau and jim Carter . . . Bill Mullins has a new name . . . Brutus is the present handle . . . Et tu Bill? . . .George Garoin is the little man who's right there . . . joke fjust in case you didn't knowj. Man at circus: Say! Look at that freak over there with his tongue tied in a knot. I wonder how it got that way? Second man: Oh, him? He used to be a tobacco auctioneer until somebody bid sixty- six dollars and sixty-six cents . . . Morie Martel is so naive that he thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican . . . Say, tell me, stranger, why does a baby duck walk softly? . . . Because he can't walk hardly. QI shall now dig a hole and bury myself in itj . . . We wonder why Lorraine Livermore is so frightened when she travels on the elevated trains . . . Helen O'Brien is the oflicial greetress down at the Trowbridge Street door . . . What would Tom Donohue do without his watch and chain to londle, in a difficult moment . . . joe Bain and Bob Croke are always talking together at the beginning of school . . . What's up, boys? . . . We think, honestly and truly that George Kopp and Sonny Bergeron get here early enough to open the school . . . Ruth Mueller is the one who is supposed to be doing this typewriting, but it seems that she had other and more important things to do . . . Eos Spiropoulos and Elizabeth Tsanggos are the ones who hold room 74's Latin Conferences . . . but it seems that every time they get going, they are interrupted and corrected by one Loretta Ciani . . . Those disturbances in the fifth study period may usually not be blamed on Charlie Mulvey . . . he's such a sweet thing, and so quiet, too . . . Don't your think that foliage on Cyron Barber's head comes from playing too much chess? Mary Farrell, why do you bellow so loudly? . . . jim Elliot is about the blondest blonde we've seen in a long time . . . Ernest Dzendolt is the proud possessor of the most beautiful satin-like shirt ever created! . . . June McConnell can't leave her sleeves alone. She's always pulling them up above her elbows or pulling them down over her wrists or something . . . I don't know what? Do you? . . . Frank Lopresti is just about the happiest Latinite that ever smiled . . . That questioning look on Harvey Thomas's face is really quite deceiving, so don't let it fool u . . . jackson XY7alter ought to go out for the track team. He can go places faster and more dishev- CConllnued on page I6l