Calmar High School - Cahawk Yearbook (Calmar, IA)

Page 25 text:

'K I 'X I I VXA, 'Ip it 17 iff: ,f f3'f-Q9-733' Q. N N L 'A , ig ggi iii . ,. ,. W . 'X 1 f 99? X X I 'T3'l QE .41 ' M 5 X , Qggiglif-gmxxgs5ui'tk,. .,, WQQEX xg g 3 le see our daring Stan Blly has finally signed up. How handsome he looks . in his flne white crash helmet. Yes, you've probably guessed, Jlmmy Lynch has a P S1 new driver. Happy landln , ltan. X' SX lddle Gehllng has glnally made use of his million dollar laugh on Jack .aww lenny's program. Manchester, as he ls now called, is Jack's personal morale Q if lan. i le eee a pair of legs sticking out of the hood of a thirty-two Uhevie. Ihether ld is trying to fix the car again or the car is finally getting revenge, we don't know--only time will tell. rg Ie see Shirley Hruska standing there ln a ravlshlng bathing suit before the jx artlst's stand. Oould it be she la a model? Oould be. There in her hand ls fl the product she is modeling--mouse traps--Catch? ,, hi Perhaps you have all noticed the new comic strip in the paper?--!ou know, the one with all the pretty girls? In the corner penclled in neat letters ls the name Betts Doubek. Bette s little drawings are now being enjoyed by the entire male population of the U. B. floating out on the night slr comes the sweet sound of a band. Ump, Bl, 81, Ump, Bl, B13 1t's our own Ole. Ole finally bought out Jack Still and changed the 'lille to 'Down Beat Ole and Els Dead Beats.' Julian Fisher now has the title of 'the world's moat perfectly developed aan.' fle killed the rest of thea.J Jullan ls advertising a new body building agency, with the slogan, 'I make 'em or break 'em.' I see 'Gorge pushing a cart in front of her Could lt be no it couldn't, or could lt' Oh' Yes, 1t's one of the grocery carts at luchelt's Bhe has now been promoted to head cart pusher lardell has invented a new style cafe that she says ls auch easier to PUD If you want food, you just put a nickel in the 'grub box ' You'll probably get some apple pan dowdy with a pickle in the middle, but what's the diff, nobody will know what he's eating, anyway, lf lardell serves lt Sitting behind the desk in a nice Oldsmobile garage located next to Mer dell's joint is none other than Kenny Vangsness It seems Kenny has taken up a slde line of selling bicarbonate of soda to lardell's customers The only trouble ls he eats more than he sells The kids in G H B are now taking typing in the Bnyder method typing books With this method you also make uae of your toes Of course you have to type the same copy on both typewriters, but then this saves on carbon paper Della lobes, the offlclal fender bender tester for the Lasti Plastic Car Corporation, tests the fenders on all the new Lastl Plastic cars Agnes Korbel is now working on the new feature length cartoon, 'The Ginger Bread lan,' which will be in competition with Walt Disney Who ls that broad shouldered blonde boy calling popcorn on the streets of Minneapolis? Well, lf it lsn't our dear Vernle Qui e a racket, lf you ask me le see B111 Iinn slmonlzlng Vern1e's popcorn truck His salary ls ten bags a job Be spends his spare time coaching over at the University of Minne- scta. after retlrlng from blg league baseball, Jim lchnebergep ls now seen sell- ing peanuts and pop at the !ankee Stadium where Oalmar fech Plays Bplllvllle Unlverelty Irene ltteldorf has invented a new kind of school bus It not only comes and gets you in the morning, but it also has a carpet that goes bus to the house This is eo you won't get your feet wet on from th some f those ralny mornings Ah! yes, we see one of our senior girls has gone into the nursing pro- fession It's none other than lary Jean Shanahan who is now taking care of the little puppies at the dog hospital Darlene Tupy has perfected a new alarm clock, that not only wakes you up ln the morning, but also 'runs down' stairs and puts the coffee on the stove. As I passed down the street I saw a sign, 'Marriage Broker,' Room 502, fifth floor, Boing a bachelor, I decided to investigate I went up and asked for the manager you can imagine my surprise when Dennis Hulnker walked out . Alice Rcthmeyer ls traveling through the country delivering lectures on 50' to SW your aan and hold him ' Afterwards I learned that mhe was still unmarried llaine Kclaas is running an escort bureau for men in Chicago lor a side line she is Bead lanager of the Bears and Roebuck Oompany Paul Luzum ls the floor walker in the hosiery department at the Galaar Dry Goods Company NX XX X g S x xx xx XX xxcx Wwlx N X .mm 'Swear' OX X W Wxwfftg 59 X KK cf Rina Q N ft S g E My a A- Y-Q-L.. j 'ssl 1 X Sl es 5 x, xx-. . Sh 'Ag .- X AQ S' N Q Q S W x KX-vb? e a e X .. , 'X ' 1 6 Q w . a Q, - . ff-,X 5 S C ' X . QE ash I l . . Q.: h c f - - N x 9. . . gr SS . ,X Y , -, ' X gs S' S, e .u, Q , . gs? a t . as YQ: fe e W ' E 1 - - T 0 is . A N N . . - . S , L .55 s , . e ,Q X, ,Q x we 0 X mg X .5 . I Sl- V X 5 , ,, K S e l e ,' N5 11 . N , I l . Ng. 41 S . , EN' I S Y' . 1 Si o :Q 5 f I S1 - lg, S Q f X X X H Ni X--q- -pix In ...-me .ga s 1gmSgNNQfs.Sbssf Q an . X . 3 ,.-' e K . , - . Tx . 1!,L .R Q x 9 N 'xx Q I ' '. N h '15, T' x - Q 8 Q X 5 N . p Ax , Q :E Q. I X X gf S .tx e A . 1. ' , x --.-12. -.4 gl. - 4 at .a N h a. ps nt a... K '53 10.4 XRLIZXQ. - f 1. Q Q ya '2- as-151 -'R 9' ' 9 S 'S