Callaway High School - Lesprit Yearbook (Jackson, MS)

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Ready, aim, fire! These cries sound- ed through the halls as Callaway became a daily seiging ground. With the teachers verses the stu- dents as the established opponents, regular bombings began at 8:15 A.M. and continued until 3:00 P.M. At 8:15 Mr. Harrion held down the fort in the lunchroom, patiently withstanding the students fire of defeated excuses. Their ammuni- tion ranged from the subtle, I over slept or ran out of gas, to the big bombings, My car died, so I trudged to school in the pouring rain. If the student aimed his fire with accuracy and skill he recieved, not a medal, but a piece of paper marked class I. If he missed the target, Mr. Harrion gave him a dis- honorable discharge, marked class II. Forgotten homework triggered many false fuses which the wise teachers quickly extinguished. This fuse was lighted when the bell caught a student in no man ' s land. This meant one needed some cover to admit him to class. In a seige of this kind there always laid a few dependables like, My locker was stuck or I was finishing a test. Then came lunchtime, and oh how it stimulated those hamburger raids. Quick flashes of a visit to McDonald ' s made The Great Es- cape a irresistable feast. If caught the excuses began to fly, but noth- ing could defeat the coaches. As they shook their heads sympatheti- cally, they sentenced the students to mess hall duty. Beginning with fourth period there came the daily exodus. Work schedule students had valid excuses for leaving after only a minimum of classroom time. By sixth period What can I tell her this time? John Henson sneaks into class after the bell has rung. V

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:i. 1 A star is born. Leavernard Jones dances his way to fame at the popular Callaway talent show. Jolly juniors. Don Grayson and Mike Flynt grin with excitement over brand new class Assemblies And Activity Period 19

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those still trapped sought means escape. Late in the day dismissals eased those sudden stomach pains and gave lucky recipients a head start on the afternoon. Each time a student conjured an ex- cuse he improved his ability. By his senior year his experience placed him in the category of expert. This person probably committed every excuse offence in the book. With his three years of experience, he knew how to make the long planned and the short quick ex- cuses. Finally, when all else failed, he learned to shock ' em with the truth. M-m-m-mmm good. The guilty culprit har- bors damaging evidence in his hand from an off campus lunchtime journey. The password is Class I. Brenda Knott and Pamela Young write out the admittance al- lowing clear passage through the patrolled halls. How can I erase my name? David Lewis scans the daily cut list to see if he must report to the office. Excuses 21