Calipatria High School - Hornet Yearbook (Calipatria, CA)

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Class Prophecy .... Finding ourselves utterly bewildered in a maze of streets, we ended up in front of Moonington White House We found Madam President Martha Dickman and Secret ux of State Nlaix Deen d Qcusslng Sen tor Loie Hoxxlande lateet bill All bachelole should b mdll ed This thought hit ue like an XX Bomb and bent us reeling through epace to xxarde home CLASS WILL STANLEY SWANGER bequeath mx aggieaeixeneea in football to Jan Smith MURIEL HEINDERSON bequeath mx quiet xxaxs to 'Vloirie Kemp MARY LOUISE DEEN bequeath my art abilitx to Wax ne White PANSY BROWN bequeath mx trombone plaxing to Nlr Buigenei NEOLA COX bequeath mx ten xolumes of Hoxx to Get a 'Wan t Elsle Crockett JOAN BROWN bequeath mx energy in P E to Joan Miller RAFAELA ESTRADA bequeath mx bottle of peroxide to Armida Singh JOE RONE bequeath mx ditching abilitx to Axata Caldxx ell LOIS HOWLAIND bequeath my loxe fci the Okie Stomps to Peggy Eddine JERRYL SEXTON bequeath mx lunchbox to Raymond Soto EDWARD DOBBS bcqueath mx ducktail to Ha kell Nickell DANNY SHIRLEY bequeith mx smile to Exelxn Stanlex VIARTHA SORENSEN bequeath mx bex rf Kxlcn Pills to Juam 1 Ha ROBERT SPERRY b qua h mx UI cnin ability to Ralph 'lloieh al AI ICE YASQLEZ beque h mx la p xo xbularx to Nlrs Oaklex ICYPHINF W HITESIDE b qi th mx figuie to Grace Nloiehead HFI EN HEWITT Lequeith n x bcixterous laughtei to Terrx Kido MARTIIA DICKNIAIN I u th m lt ladeiahp to D Kemp BLD THFTFORD I qt ea h mx oc l gifldes to Jo Ann Shoit LARRY X AI IINTINE bequeith m pl x ique to Jim Spaiks NEIL WEBB bequeath mx lcx fc cigalettes and xxhisl ex to Eddie Dicke bon BOB ALX EY beqle th mx bihtx in Ch mistix to Duainc Hoxxland BESSIE BEN FRLIN leque th mx czigxgements to NI iilxn Jonee DENNIS CHII TON bcqueun m knoxxledge about cxerxthlng to Wax ne Chaffer I VERNA CI AH TON bequc th mx outspoken xxaxs to C ithx VS ard 1 ' '. . ' - 1 3 e ' 2 'Q L .A X L I x 'A , I, ' , G' ff . f .. ' I, ' I , K' ' ' j . ' C . I, AT, 1 - ' lv ur U I9 Avy 4 .I .vi A ' 1 .' I. ' X, t' ' : 'A ' X . o I, , j ' . . ' . I, , W, , - I, v , 4 DY . . . . -7 V L V . I, ' , , . - K. , , .. 1, j, L, . I , , I I, .,, M' - Q S ' ' . I, I ,C , 2. U' . ' , ' ' I, A A L., v, . V' I 1 D' ' H 'fc ll. I, 'I , e vt jA't g ' ' f , ' 3 4. I. I I . ' , ,. at .e ' ez , L' i I, NORVVOOD TAYLOR, bequcath my get-axvax' car to Dick Holmquist. I v f ,, . ,, , . - , . ,, ,T . , 4 4 , C L cc: . y t , A . I, , , ' z 1 ' S f ' ' ' . I, .f I, Jeq eat 3' abi i y in CV '. i orfs I. I 2 , :C I t ' fr I T1 ' . I, ' - mf . . .2 x' ' ' S. I, Ni ,' 'e 1' A' ' ' s ' 'sc L' ' ' 1 . L r. v x,3 .a--,- YQ ', ,. I I, ' a .', 1 zz j 1 fi r . . if I'- I, LH' ' . f, 1 1: ' 3' ' 1- f 'A ' A ' .' ' 7 1 , I -. ' .', ia K' s - ' jr Ta U' ' .

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CLASS PROPHECY On 1 m0ll1lllg Ill 1999 ms r11h f11end and I had lust f1n1shed our ple p11 lIl0ll 111 0111 sholt 111111t to the mo011 1n mx hueb 1nd s latest posses son 1 stxeamllned NITILQ sh1p Thls m0der11 atomlc plle plopelled eh1p 1 IN lllsf c1e1ted bx P10tesso1 of -Xtomlc Rocket Rtsealch R0b91f Alves 101 11111se thls was actomphshed onlx w1th the help of Flrst Vlce Presl dent 01 bD1L9 Xehlcles W oodx Taxlor and Second hoe Presldent of s1me Buddx Thetfordj Tak111g off was alwaxs a J r but one gets used to that as Icxphme Xl h1tes1de and I d1sCOX eled for we had made mam of such tr1ps Our futst the 1l11mp1011 w reetlel of the world Klller Jerryl Sexton wae IlX11lg' tl IIHIJICNS h1mself upon our cook NIu11el Henderson but he was 11 xmg 110 s 1111ss bec1use of 1nterrupt1ons from Olll stewardess Verna flllt lllllltl s t11st 11e1a1ed bleaktast c1,11s1sted of one brown p1ll 111d one p1nl w h11h was no doubt put out bx the Vltamln Professor Dtnms Ch1lt0n U111 tn st 10p w as at the North Stu It took sex r'1l houls to TQJUICQ h1p sO 1 e 1ll sttpped out to get a b1t of all iof wl11ch there was 1 J 1111 1111 ox 1 116 seen 5 Lp w lked a per 011 whom at flrst we l1i 1101 1e10gn1Le Amamnglx It turned out to be Rafaela Estrada the 1 mous stardom model She was on he1 way to a theatre to see the s11pu1o d1rect10n 01 Ne1l 'Webb We sald goodbwes cl1mbed aboard my h1p 11111 1 11111111111 m111111 011 0 wax All tonxersatlon tused f01 w became 1nt11este'l 111 re Ifilllg' the Dally Planets edlted by Ed1tor Ma1th1 Sorensen He dhnes told of the pe1 sonal appearance of the fam ous Swooner Cro01111 .Joe Rone and on page 250 we found a plcture of Neola Cox the w ell known manager of the Basketette Ball Club Glanc mg 11p tr1 m 011r p 1pe1s we IlOt1L9d we we1e about to la11l 011 Mars Attu s LXXIIIQ' 0111 rocket sh1p who should appeal but a shoe shlne man It couldn t be Edward Dobbs' 1But It w as and of course we had to h'1xe 1 Supe1 H1 11ogen Shoe Sh1neJ We then h11led a tam d111 Il bs fo? all peoplej LHTIQ Val nt111e who lllfl 1med LIN ot 1 1edu11ng SLllOOl ow nod and managed by Pansw Brown 111 w a IJlOm1DQllt SOC18tX leader ll e f11111ed 011 tl1e outsklrts of Nlarafonla to 11s1t our dea1 frlend Nlad emo s lle Be s11 Bex rl1n Carbunkle who now owns the blggest rabb1t ffum known to th Ln11e1se Our mam d1n11e1 course was plckled rabb1t t t 1 1bb1t steak and ldbljlt a la mode Feehng none too sub tantlallx sound w COlltll1Ll9l 0 1 our 11,11rne1 W 1l111d1l to turn 011 0111' SUDQ1 At0m1c Rad1011s1on and hsten to The Two Stooges starrmg Helen Hewltt and Dannx Shlrlex -Xll of a sudden we we1e Jarred loose from 01r seats fO1 a se ond as 1111 Spa e Shlp gtntlw low G1 ed ltself to the moon B11'111se 0111 gutst w as an1111,us to proceed w 1th the w restllng bout ffnn t P1ett1 B01 Robelt Sperm we 1ntended to go stralght to th Sfldllm ljllt 011r 1ntent1ons w ere altered fOX61l 4 ' 1 1 . . ' K . -1 ' ' , . . . - '. ' f 1 1 7- 1 Q 1 -- I L 1 1 .L t C n A n v 1 1 0 1 I x 1 w . .w I . l ' U 1 ' 1 'il 1 1 1 C 1 4 s ' ': :Q ' 1' ' ' '1 ' ' ' '- ' 1 . . ' ' 1 ' . . . 1' ' 5 lv . . 1 ' .c , t . 1 I '1 1 V '1 'il N 1 v . 1 A 1 c. , 1 1 1 D . 1 , , 1 1. , , , ' v w . v U ' V' 1 bs L- 1 2 1 9 l v s 1. yv 5. uv u f 1 1 x 1 1 1.v ' 18 1111. . 1 .1 . 1 1 1' 1 1 . . I I v v ' 1 v 1 v . I 1 X, ' 1 ' 1 1 , x 'L' 1 ' 1 X ' 11' '. 'H' 1 '. . 'e 1 'D ' ' Q ' 1 Y 2 1 3 ' ' - y ' n 1 111,18 1 1 ,gc 'e' 01 1' 1 er '. 1 'a - - s ' ' 1' 1 . L I 1 rl v ' 1 1 . L . , f w w 1 v u v a . . . . 1 A5 v v,' wL v ul v . 'w Great L01 ers Stkilllllg Stanley Swanger and Allce Vasquez under tl1e ' n- . . . . , . Y . 1 1 1 . . V ., S ' 2 .L ' , 1 1 . 'v ul. H tv. 1 1 nu ' . 12 L1 Q J I . A, S x . X2 .. H . Y N, . . ' 1 S . a ' ' ' - , 14 1 ,rv Y Y ' A A 7 ! Y , V V . , ll 1, YY , A . , 1 . ' . - 1 x 11 v ' , v v w I N ' w I , v I v 11 . . , 1 C V 1 . . . . . 1 , e L 1 1 e , - I ' S - Z . ,' S 1 v 1 . v 1 atv Y , 5 ' 1 1 . 1 . v 1 Y U W' ' 1 'w . 'w 1 I v' ' 0 D . C s - 4 A A ' , Esc 5:3 'e ' , 1 . ' ' ' . ' ' ' C . , . L, . . . g . K Le V .L 3 . ' .. - , U v . - . v. . . H v sy, I Q. v . v ' v 1 l V I rl 1 . 1 1 1 . 1 , . . C ' , v v . ' b . y .K H. 4 ,As s. L. A ' s K. f' v K ' 1 K! ' S H . Lv tv . kj xv, v ' K ' 9 1 a Q V I l 'w v

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PERSONALITIES I OIS HFLEN HFXI ITT JOAN BROW N Nxckname Hexxltt vlckname Bon? Fanlous baymg I th nk Its hmm Famous Saymg I mean bsuallx Pound Talklng about Homer Lsuauy Found with her husband 1013 HOLL LAND ROBERT PALII AI I LH Nlckname Bo Nlcknamp Lum Famous Saym I ll be dlddle dee dad Famous Saying Come on Bou guys burned Usuallv Found At the Okle Stomp DENNIS cJHI1'1O'N Usually Found Work ng In the lab JOF RONE Wxckname Denny Famous Say ng Come here babx 'mckname JOQG Usually Found Vxrestlmg Famous Saxlng xx hatcha knoxx Chlckeno VERNA NIAE CLAYTON Lsuallx Found Dltchlng School Nlckname Vern Famous Sayln Who Do U ARE I OLISE DFFN Ususally Foung GOSS1plHg xxlth Ledon a Nllkh une Mary Deen I Famous Sxy ng Tell me something NEOI A C OX HGV N111 kname Noni Uilldlly Found Xxl I1 Rafaea Fgrgoug Sayxng Oh Rob L NIARTH-X S DICKMAN Usually Found W1th Robert 'Nhckname Dlcky 4D1l 1b XIURIEL HENDERSON F amous Sax mg Vx batchadom ' I1Cl'xI1ame MGP 6 Usually Pound Dmtmg Famous Saymg Well look t Usually Found Bemg qulet WOODY TAYLOR Nlckname Famous Saymg Can I take you home ' hlckname Woody U I1 F d P b h h Famous Saymg Ill bet you sua V Gun Om mg is au- Usually Found DPlVlng fast JERRYI SEXTOIN Ixlcknaml Ralph Nlckname Sandxxxth Sex'ox Famous Saxmg I ot somtthm to I4 DW ARD DOBBS RAFAELA E EST1 AIJA tell ya Usuallx Found Drxxmg her car Lsuauy Found Eatng DANIK Y L SHIRLFX Nlckname Daniel Zeke xwknamix Tlgefmffa Famous Saylng Oh Krud 1'3m0US 535111 GOOGHQSS GOCIHP Lsually Found Argumg xxlth Tobv Agnes Lsually Found xx th Neola MARTHA A SORLNSFN 'Nhckname Merp ALICE X ASQLEL Famous Saymg Oh you guys N1ckname Ahoh Usually Found Bemg bossy Famous Saymg Vx ho me ' Isuallx Founl Huxrymg tro'n lun n THEODORE THETFORD to get back to Stanlax Nxckname Bud ROBILRT 'W SPERR1 Famous Saylng Ah I don t knoxx 5FANI FI I SVI 'XNGFR Usually Found Lookmg for Ftta Del ggfmgjglesama He Su? 1 -xRRx ELGENE VAIENTINE y Lsually Found Fvtmg xx th A ce Nmkname 'NOHC Famous Say ng Well If Il HINF xx HITES DE Usually Found Shomg Off Nukname Q NEIL WFBB I' ox Sw ng Oh I dldnt knoxx Nxclnamf' GOTIIIW that Famous Saylng Look Gux' Lsuallx Iound xx1th Don L5ua115 Found Plaxxnt, pool I ANSI BROXI X Nlcl-Inam Pensamlent Famous Qaxm I-Ioxx far xxould xol 'Nwkname B955 haxe bemn If I hadnt ml d xo Famous SHWIUE' Thus fm honm L uallx Found .Slmun around Lsuallv Found LD UNH V V V V V I I I I I I v ' f A .A.4'.'.' , I ...... . . . V - ' .' I V I . . - . 'A V V V V I , 1 4 A J ,. V- , I . . . . . . . . . . b I ......... - II , ,, I V, . . V V . ,, . . I . -' . . . I I ' ' ' ' Y A A A A , , A A X , ' -1 Q A . . V 3 I A I . . . . . I . I . . 7 V V V4 V H V V V ..... . , . ,V V V - I I I V V . . V Y v V 1 I . . s I I I J I H., I . V. if ,. , . ' V w ' z . . . . ' I I Iv' A . V V . , V-I I . - , - - - - - L A . . . . . er ' , , . . . . . I I I I I I , V V . . .VI A 4 . . I I I - . K I' N' I . . A ' . ' I . . . . . . . . . . I I , I . . V I. I .I . I I . - 5 V V V V ..... I I I ......... . Ed ,. ' H y ' V . . . . - . . . - ' D Y . u. V J ,. A I . . . . . . I . - ,A , V NV V V. V H g V , , .V .... H V .I V- - A ,, Famous Saylng . . . Th1s hero thmg , V V K Y V I V V I Ix I I I .,.... . Q ' 5 - .I VI , ,- U .I I N ,V , V. ' cw - ' v 'I I . . ,V 'I V -' V 1 I V ....., I I I , I ' Y V A I . . . . . . Q . - .I ,,. V. . . I ......... , I .... . . I j Q . . ' I t I ,V - K. T 1 - II I ,H xr v V v y v I ' ' ' V ' V I I I I I. I I I , . I 11 . . . . . . . . . . L . V v V v Y V. ,I ,I .'I ' ' L 1 . I V D ..... . , V V 1, . VI ,.V ,. V I . I I I1 I . . . . . . . . . . I V V , V V V ..... . I I I I ' . . . . . . . . . . I y A ' main lf: I: I . . ' ' ' ' - '. , V I I ..,..... 'I ' 7 . . . I . . '- 'V r 'I U , V V . V ' ' ' ' RI IN BESSIE BEX E I I V' , , I ' I A . . . . . . . ,I o . , V. - ' C1 ' ' ' ' I I . . . V . . . . . . f ' ' ' 4 v V 'I- I ' cr II' . . . . . . I, V .... V A. ,, ,