California State University Chico - Record Yearbook (Chico, CA)

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GARRIGAN, AMBROSE: Like Ambrose of the funny paper he's always good for a laugh. That's why we put him in. HAMBUROER, LOUIs: Another Bol- shevist, unkempt hair and all. HERBERT, PHILLIP: CAlias the Red. D A Sophomore who was not taken down enough while a Freshman. fSee also Sally Ben- nethj HOLLENB'URG. OSCAR: CCzar Os- car IJ One time student president, but now the taxi driver of Clara Powers. I HUBER, PAUL: Rising young politi- cian. We hoped for great things from him. but he fell in love. HUSE, PAULINE: The sweetheart of the Block Such popularity must be deserved. JOHNSON, WILBUR: Just a good fel- low. fSee also Sally Bennetrj KELLY, TOM: A noisy youngster just lately promoted from knee pants. KINDIG, ROBERT: A real he-man who shows up best in the dark where no one can see. fNote: Quotation from CabeI's Jurgenj LUEHNINO, GERTRUDE: A woman with a mind of her own, who actu- ally had the nerve to differ with our Student Body President. MACE, WALLACE: Our hard-headed bookstore manager--awfully hard- headed. MARTY, MAGGIE: A big girl who went over in the same way. A Pi Kappa Sigma lassie. MATTHEWS, MARJORIE: An attrac- tive girl, nice, reserved, quiet, and high in society-being president of the Pi Kaps. MCKENZIE, HELEN: One of Ter- man's prodigies, that eminent psy- chologist who studies genius in the rough-very rough. MELINE, DORA: A crisp, business- like young lady, who speaks in short clipped phrases and moves in long strides. MESSINGER, RAY: The only bald- headed student on the campus. I2O MOORE, KENNETH: He's nicknamed Cocky and with reason. MORRILL. KATHLEEN: CCa11 her Cat for shortj A capital city girl who knows what she Wants and thinks she ought to have it. NAPOLEON: A French military gen- ius and statesman. OLKER, LOUIS: Class prexy, letter- man in track and football, Alpha Psi Omega, Student Body prexy. engaging personality, good look- ing, rather intelligent, nice car, lots of leisure-Phone 245. OSENEAUOH, CHARLES: President of this great college. PALMER, KENNETH: CAnd what is so rare as a day with June?j PETERSON, ROSCOE: If a great big freckle comes up and tries to bum a cigarette-it's Roscoe. QUESTION, READYEORTHE: The guy they are always calling in Student Body meetings. RANNELLS, JACKSON: The student poet-he makes literature. The re- deeming feature ofthe Delta Alpha Pi house. ROTHWELL. MILTON: Our yell leader. His voice would come in handy in case of a shipwreck. SPENCER. HAROLD: A big man in a one man college. Another broad- chested, bulky Block C man. SHADWELL. IRA: A quiet boy who runs to loud clothes and plays the bass horn. SCI-IOCK, DOROTHY: Quite a shock to this college. CAnd they say pun's the lowest form of humor.J STAMPER. RUTH: She can yell louder and oftener than any girl in our college. STOLP. VERA: Too bad more soror- ity girls aren't like her. STUCKEY, GEORGE: Acker's yes-man. QHe says the first hundred yeahs are the hardestj TUNISON, ELIZABETH: A nice girl from a nice sorority. We thought we would tell you because she dOesn't broadcast it. -1 ,

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DEGENERATE DIVERSIONS THE DEGENERATES SPEAK: Briefly and simply the lofty purpose of this exhaustive work fexhaustive to us at leastl is to impart knowledge. Acting upon the principles of historians, we are including only unsubstantiated facts, for only in that way are we freed from dull detail and the sordidness of sober reality. It is therefore expected that those privileged to read this will keep in mind the seriousness and high-minded purpose of the parents of these brain children. To secure the material which appears in these pages we have searched through many archives and have delved into the pasts of many lives. We have labored untiringly to present to your consideration, knowledge that would otherwise be unavailable. All opinions inspired by a personal motive have been scrupulously barred and only those which no one could dispute as being untrue have been incorporated. And in closing we think it only fitting and proper that this work of inspired genius be dedicated to Sparkey, the janitor,-who takes care of all such trash. Convivially, Bidwell Hall, lI30 A. M. THE DEGENERATES. nf if wk -ic WHO'S WHO AND HOW ALLINGER, ELMER: Athlete: captain DE VOL, NORMAN: An epitome of of this and that. Heads this list be- swaggering might, Don Juan, a cause his name begins with big splash in the Delta Alpha Pi- BAIR, BERNICE: Both she and Clara bathtub. Bow have red hair. BENNETT, SALLY: A straight-haired brunette until she got her perma- nent. An attraction for red-haired men. An incident in several lives. BLONDIN, ROCKWELL: A pretty good egg, but they left him in the water too long. CAPRI, MARIO: Well, girls, here he is, don't crowd. Dances divinely, talks nicely, hero of the scrub team, city boy. all around lady's com- panion. CARLIN, ANN: Our little flirt, but don't worry for she has a man in Marysville. CRUM, MERLE: Just a girl who loves her gum. DAVID, O. DEAN: Journalist par ex- cellence-he makes news. Former pianist at the Methodist Sunday School. DENLAY, RAY: Was once a gay dog about the women, but finally got hooked. 9 DURHAM, BILLY and BOBBY: Taken collectively, they are of almost suf- ficient importance to warrant this item. EASTBURN, MAEOLA: The girl with the winning smile. We cast our votes for her every time. FARMER. DAN: A big, awkward boy from the Oakland sticks who made good with Acker. FISCHER, CARL: He's the one that defied everyone from President Osenbaugh down to Freddie Zan- non. I-Ie carries bombs. FORCUM, MAXINE: A Mills College product and all that that means. There's more we could say. but we won't. FRY, BETHEL: The shortest girl on the campus. FRY, JOHN: The only nine-foot man on the campus: two feet on the ground and seven in the air. lea..- a

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