California Lutheran University - Kairos Yearbook (Thousand Oaks, CA)

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Top: Professor Fred Bonkers was dismissed from the CLC faculty for his frequent violation of the faculty dress code. Harshness of the alcohol policy was relieved by the local pub. TEXAS LUTHERAN COLLEGE I I I . — T — ' --W .A iE

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Top: President Potsie Weber and the CLC Honor Society at their annual fund raiser car wash. Right: The Movie Animal House inspired a fall Toga party, sponsored by the Afton Animals. Here Steve Bogan models the latest in Toga attire. Far Right: Food fights were on a decrease in the cafeteria.

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Twas five days before Christmas when all through the Lu Not an administrator was stirring not even Mark who? The faculty were struggling over their grades with care And the Registrar ' s office hoped they soon would be there. The students were headed home for a break And the Student Affairs Office had had all they could take With Admissions in transit and Timmons in his apps Had just put the budget in a financial relapse When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter Was someone using the pedestrian bridge or what was the matter? Away to Buchanan we flew like a flash Only to find him counting the cash. We sought for an answer from the Communications crew But they were unglued another deadline was due. The Development Office could shed little light Since the year and mailout they were all out of sight. The Bookstore was busy with Christmas sales Altho some things never arrived — what with the mails. When what to our wondering eyes should appear But a CLC van pulled by eight reindeer. With a jolly driver happy as a lark We knew in a moment it must be St. Mark. More rapid than Kingsmen his coursers they came And he whistled and shouted and called them by name: Now, Delia . . . Now Borgny, Now Kragthorpe and Cooper. On Meyer, on Buchanan On Schramm and Hamm. To the top of Mt. Clef To the new Oaks mall . . . Now dash away, dash away, dash away all. As dry tumbleweeds that before the Santa Anas fly When they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky. So up to the ad building the coursers they rode With a van full of tennis balls attached to the load. o