Calhoun School - Ink Pot Yearbook (New York, NY)

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ink pot prophecy of the class of IQ37 DN a lovely spring day, ?he Senior Class wen? ?o have ?heir palms read. The reader ?ook fhese illusfrious personages ?en years info fhe fufure where we now find ?hem. Elaine Adlerman has ius? refurned from a friumphanf world four, and is being hailed as ?he second Pavlova. Be??y Baron, now famous for her wrifings, is conducfing a column en?i?led: Wanfed-Affenfion, Friends. and Imporfance. In need of an exfra wine cup, Jean Cassriel wen? ouf and made eigh?een holes of golf in one. Phyllis Copeland, affer all fhese years, has creafed an original hair s?yle. opening her own shoppe fo le? ?he world know fha? she has some originalify. Ann David has recenfly scored a sensafional radio debuf as ?he Shadow. Dorifa Davis has married M. Nicolas Casserole, descendan? of ?he delegafe ?o fhe Vienna Con- ference. Beafrice Epsfein's fheme songs are srill There's Somefhing Abou? a Soldier and l Love a Parade. Beverly lPeggy Hopkins Joycei Goldworm is Reno-vafing for ?he ?en?h ?ime. Schiaparelli and Chanel are now passe due fo ?he success of Mme. Murielle Hellerre's salon. Rufh Horwi?z, foremos? au?hori?y on psychology and ?he mind. has refurned ?o Calhoun ?o ex- perimen? on fhe High School in an affempf ?o solve fhaf grave problem: why pupils cram for exams. Ru?h Herskovifs ou? Garbo-ed Garbo in her lafesf sfarring opera?ic vehicle, Laughing Eyes. Lenore Kafzman is paying ?he las? insfallmen? on her Sfuden? League dues. Dr. Rhoda Minfz has lafely been honored by being asked fo make a soap-box speech in Union Square on behalf of fhe Bla-bla-ism Parfy. Since her graduafion. Elinore Preville has very successfully carried ou? her How fo Gef Along Wifh People bureau and has ius? complefed arrangemenfs ?o a??end fhe opening of her la?es? en- deevor in California. Shep Fields and His Rippling Rhy?hm Orchesfra has been surplanfed by ?he overnigh? success of Mildred Schwarz and Her Giggling Syncopafors. Lucille lKa?herine Cornelll Simon has finally achieved her mos? desired role, fhe feminine lead in Sir James Barrie's She Sfoops fo Conquer. Teachers from all over fhe counfry paid ?ribu?e a few mon?hs ago ?o Nona Sfern, head of ?he foremos? kindergarfen school in fhe Unifed Sfafes. Florence Walfers's fhree se?s of ?wins are now effending Calhoun where she is ?eaching. the music box Midnigh? Blues .,...,...,.,.,... .......,... H omework Angel Mine ....,..,..,,....,.,.,...,..,.., ,.,.,........ T he Bell When I'm Wi?h You .....,..,.,... ....,.......,......,.,...,,. W eekends Cross Pafch ..,.,.,.....,...............,.,.,,,.........,..,.....a..................... Council Sing Baby Sing ........,.,.,.....,........,,......,.....,..........,.......,..,..,..... Music You Goffa Ea? Your Spinach, Baby ....., Lunch Time Le?'s Make a Wish ..,.......,...,,,.....,.....,..,.......,.. Before Exams Be S?ill My Hear? ..,.,.,.....,,..,..................,.,.,.,....,.,........... Crushes Abou? a Ouarfer fo Nine ........, ..... ..,.,.,.,.....,........., W o rk I Believe in Miracles ......., ,......,...................,,,...,.,..,..,,.,... . A? Rhyfhm in My Nursery Rhymes .,.........,,.. Firs? Grade l?'s a Sin fo Tell a Lie ....., Brough? Before Council Make Believe ..........,.........,,.,,........ What No Homework? Blue Moon ..............,.,,..........,....... Reporfing fo ?he Office Delighfful, Delicious, De-Lovely ,....,.,..,.... De Faculfy Bye. Bye, Baby .,...............,....,.,,..,.,....................,.. One O'Clock Wha? a Difference a Day Made ...................,. Vacafion Never Gonna Dance .,.,.........,........,...,...,..,...,..,.......,., Rhyfhms Home On ?he Range ...,..,,..,. 309 Wes? 92nd Sfreef Wifh My Eyes Wide Open I'm Dreaming ...,.. Period Monday Don'? Lef If Bofher You .............,.,...,....................,.... Excuses Any?hing Goes ,,,,,....,..,..,,,..,....,....... .....,..,.,.................. ,..,... E n glish He's a Jolly Good Fellow ....,..............,.... Mr. Reynolds Eas? of ?he Sun and Wes? of fhe Moon...Science We Don'? Wan? fo Make His?ory We Jus? Wanf fo Make Love .......,,.,....,.....,.,....., Seniors SALLEE FOX, '42 ANNE KASS, '42 sixfy-five

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li. in k p 0 t last will and testament of the class of I937 WE, the unappreciated, overworked, and unlamented Class ot l937, being ot separate and un- coinciding minds and memories, and knowing the uncertainty of our lite here. do make. publish. and declare this to be Our Last Will and Testament as follows, revoking all other and former Wills by any part ot us at any time made. We leave to the Class ot '38 an indelible lipstick, in the hope that the Calhoun wash rag will have to retire once and tor all. God rest its soul! h Tlo our most honored and revered teachers, the memory ot the smallest yet noisiest class in the sc oo: To Miss Dietz, a snow plow so that she will not be absent trom school tor another fifteen years: To Miss Hotfman, a well-developed paragraph: To Miss Levis, an elastic currency: To Mrs. Popini, dates: ' To Mlle. Davis, a waste-paper basket to take care ot the overtlow 7t tan mail: To Mrs. Bosch, room and board in the Metropolitan Museum ot Art: To Miss Lent, a Spanish stallion, which, when small, was known as a Latin pony: To Mr. Reynolds, a lump ot sugar: To Mrs. Armstrong, a sign: 2B or not 2B: To Miss Reeve. a slide rule: To Miss Brown, a sophisticated class: To Miss Hile, a picture ot Gym: We leave Miss Calhoun: To Mlle. Pons. a lily: To anyone who wants them, any crushes and tavorites that we may have had: To each girl, a hot water bottle: John, a magic blackboard: the Finance Committee, a mint: To To To the lnk Pot Committee, tar more originality plus a large collection ot articles: To all the college divisions, the answers to all their tuture questions: To Fanny Miller. a zipper to be used tor the good ot everyone:' Cecile Kallman, a scale: Mary Poll, a pair ot stilts: To the Junior lll's, a successtul dance: To Beatrice Rubenteld, a talking doll to keep her company on the train every morning now that Ruth Horwitz has graduated: To the corner ot 92nd Street and West End Avenue, a booth where the girls may put on lip- stick, etc.: To bored class members, a printed tick-tack-toe pad: To the Library Committee, a vacuum to suck up all the stray papers. In Witness Whereot, we hereunto scribble our name, this twentyeseventh day ot May in the year one thousand nine hundred and thirty-seven. C.lass ot '37, To To Witnesses: Elinore Preville Mildred Schwarz Lucille Simon Ruth Herskovits Betty Baron faculty epithets Facetious: Miss Hoffman Conscientious: Mrs. Armstrong Aberrant: Miss Levis Agile: Miss Dietz Charming: Mlle. Davis Limn: Mrs. Bosch Unconverted: Mrs. Wendt Honey Chile: Mrs. Popini Linguist: Miss Lent Obliging: Mlle. Pons Turbulent: Mr. Reynolds Unbiased: Miss Calhoun Youthful: Miss Reeve Nimble: Miss Hile Outspoken: Miss Brown Facile: Mrs. Regan MILDRED SCHWARZ, '37, LILLIAN FICHTENHOLTZ, '39, sixty-tour

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