Calhoun High School - Spectator Yearbook (Calhoun, KY)

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IPRCPHEC i , This Prophecy is the product of much and very extensive research. After looking at all statistics and facts about the members of the Senior Class, this is the result. This is not hearsay, but the accumulation of many details which go to prove that the following prophecy is almost a positive thing. Wilbur Carter, ninety day wonder of West Point. Jean Hayden, teaching her little Haydens to spell. Barbara Thomas, still trying to learn how to boil water. Carl Mackey, president of the Burlington Liars Club. Hubert Crawford, catcher for the nOutcast of Little Leaguen baseball team. Jeanette Howard, landlady of York's Apartment Building, New York, New York Stella Vanover, assisting Bill run a ferry from Settles' Cafe to Pau1's Cafe during high water. A. B. Sandefur, nation's No. l bachelor. Kathryn Tomes, dispatch runner for the Women's Air Force. Frank Pryor, still visiting Betty Erwin. Gene Heisler, better known as No. 017655 at Sing Sing. Mary Eula Woodfork, raising their famous Blue Mold tobacco while Heisler is in Sing Sing. James Bailey, chief knee bouncer at Ann's Day Nursery. Eugene King, a famous hair stylist in Paris--Paris, Kentucky. Betty Glover, a missionary to Africa. She now is in quite a stew-- cannibal stew. Donald Erwin, owner of world's largest Blue Front Baloney Store. Jo Scott, first lady train engineer between Beech Grove and Sebree. Wilford Baird, on his way to the Bowery where he will take the place of Horace Debussey Jones. Elizabeth Caulley, music selector for Randy Blake at station WJJD, Chicago l, Illinois. Jonell Fulkerson, main attraction in the USO Building at Fort Knox. Mary Colley, great singer in Carnegie Hall, She should have been thrown out long ago. Judy Nall, teaching red-headed kids basketball yells. Dorman Mize, last seen when his hunting safari left for darkest Africa. Mabel Hancock, sergeant in the women's division of the Fox Hole Diggers. Janice Young, helping Bucklew teach their little papooses the war dance. Walter Scott, union leader of the National Pickpocketors Association. Hugh Rightmyer, famous pharmacist who discovered nKill 'Em Quickn pills. Frances Taylor, cashier at the famous Tadpole Restaruant on Green River. Freddie Cheatham, speed demon at the Indianapolis Speedway. Joyce Wahl, three year winner in the Kentucky State Corn Derby. 15

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i - - the Senior Class, being of sound and disposing mind, do hereby make and publish this last Will and Testament. I, Jeanette Howard, will my ability to nkeep quiet in study halln to Sonny Young. I, Jonell Fulkerson, will my ability to complete 12 years of school to my sister, Norma Anderson. I, Wilford Baird, will my ability to play hookey to Richard Jones. I, Eugene King, will my ability to get along with Mrs. Northington to Andy Colley. I, Barbara Thomas, will my ability to finish 12 years of school to my sister, Doris Thomas. I, Judy Nall, being of weak mind and body, will my ability to be shorter than my boy friend to Sandra Rightmyer who has a bad start. I, Walter Scott, will to Bobby Troutman my 250 pounds of solid bone and muscle and my six foot frame. I, Kathryn Tomes, will my book and chair in Geometry Class to any poor unfortunate person who has to take it. I, A. B. Sandefur, will my curly hair to John Caraway. I, Frances Taylor, will part of my love for the Whitesville boys to Dorothy Taylor and Barbara Jordan. I, Carl Mackey, will my ability to kill rabbits to Dick Jones. I, Betty Glover, will my love of being a Senior to the Freshmen Class in hope that they will reach the goal. I, Mary Colley, will my artistic ability to Jerry Phillips. I, Jean Hayden, will my ability to spell to Clara Ella Settle. I, Gene Heisler, will to Andy Colley my ability nto smoke cigarettes in schooln. I, Janice Young, will my ability to get through high school to any poor soul who needs it. I, Franklin Pryor, will my loud ways to Doris Holland. I, Mary Eula Woodfork, will my height, all 5' 1-5 to Dick Jones. I, Hugh Rightmyer, will my ability to 'play basketball without watching my girl friendn to Tommy Fulkerson and Jack Tharp, who really need its I, Elizabeth Caulley, will to the Junior girls all the fun I've had at the candy case. I, Dorman Mize, will my fast movements to Bobby Troutman. I, Hubert Crawford, will my ability to shoot pool to Richard Jones. I, Mabel Hancock, will my love for the Fort Campbell boys to Barbara Jordan. I, Stella Vanover, will my ability to complete 12 years of school and my disgust for arithmetic to the next Vanover who needs it. I, Joyce Bunch Wahl, will my place in the office to Ann Bailey. I, Donald Erwin, will my ability to work to any lazy boy in the Junior Class. I, James Bailey, will my place in arithmetic class to my wife, Ann Bailey. I, Jo Scott, will my Home Economics ability to a prospective wife in the Junior class. I, Wilbur Carter, will my ability to saw straight to Norman Tomes. I, Freddie Cheatham, will my fast movements to Jack Tharp. 14 '

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ffl STATISTICS J Best Looking Boy- ---- - Prettiest Girl -------- Biggest Feet ---------- Friendliest Boy ------- Friendliest Girl ------ Most Talented --------- Most Loyal Boy -------- Most Loyal Girl ---- --- Best All Around Girl-- Best All Around Boy--- Neatest Girl ---------- Neatest Boy ----------- Most Cheerful --------- Most Likely to Succeed Most Humorous --------- Laziest --------------- Class Grumbler ----- --- Most Dependable ------- Most Popular Girl ----- Most Popular Boy ------ Most Courteous -------- Most Athletic --------- Loudest Boy ------ ----- Loudest Girl ---------- Biggest Flirt --------- Most Studious --------- Quietest Girl --------- Quietest Boy ---------- A. B. Sandefur Jeanette Howard Walter Scott Hubert Crawford Mary Eula Woodfork Mary Colley Franklin Pryor Mary Bula Woodfork Mary Eula Woodfork Hugh Rightmyer Janice Young A. B. Sandefur Mary Eula Woodfork Walter Scott Wilford Baird Hubert Crawford Wilford Baird Mary Eula Woodfork Mary Eula Woodfork Gene Heisler Mary Eula Woodfork Hugh Rightmyer Hubert Crawford Kathryn Tomes Mary Colley Elizabeth Caulley Elizabeth Caulley Donald Erwin I 2: Q