Caledonia High School - K Donian Yearbook (Caledonia, IL)

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CLASS PROPHECY As Iwas enjoyzng myself at the faxr I saw a very old lady there Who saxd come tn and see What there ns to be For I can see 1n my crystal ball What there ms to be ln the future for all There IS Bernard Nevel on hzs successful farm Luther Burbank style he mvented a cow that g1ves only cream That was always h1s llfe ambltion The farm is located tlus slde of East Chemung, that thrzvlng datry metro polls Oh yes, there IS Mxss Roberta Bzggerstaff ln her ' Ye Swttz Ritz Shoppe Her gowns are natlonally famous for thelr S1000 price tags Thms thrlvlng busmess IS located on the excluswe Maxwell Street rn Chxcago Tom Stenerson IS the proud owner of the most prof1table Dude Ranch 1n the western Umted States It IS noted for the appetlzlng menus for example glass of water 4 Z1 Jellled calf bralns 6 00 steer steak 5 62 bolled cauhflower ears 2 98 plckled calf tongue 7 00 zomb1e fruit cocktail On the corner of Hollywood and Vme stands a quaint llttle shop called Lee s L1mouz1ne Motel Owned by Leroy Schmellng formerly of Caledoma Hrs motto ns I'11 fzx your Jalopy even 1f It s sloppy Some of hzs top customers are Betty Grable Lauren Bacall, Betty Hutton, and many others of Hollywood On Wzllshu-e Boulevard m Los Angeles Kay Ralston has a small penthouse where lad1es wxth excessxve welght go to cook slowly an her quaint Turk1sh Baths Kay s Salofo n IS very successful perhaps because any we1ght lost by customers IS gamed by the owner Harold Curtls the star student of the class IS applying hls talent ln a Ry Krlsp company in Slunnyvllle Mass After the dough has been seasoned shaped, and baked It IS hzs Job to taste It to see lf It IS all rzght for custo mers to eat It IS known that he IS soon to become Vxce Presldent of the company The story goes he has gamed 50 lbs since he has been accepted for thzs posltnon It IS saxd that Lo1s Campbell has just flmshed her 5th best seller, The Case of the Fractured Eyebrow ' Among her prev1ous wrxtvng are the P1mply Sandburr The Paneful Wmdow The Six Months Caledoma Calendar, and The Hangmg of the I-Iangnall She IS res1d1ng mn a rather small 550,000 shack ln Utah It IS rumored that she IS 1n perfect health and has not had a tooth pulled for the last 10 years, mainly because she has a false plate I . . . a Q , . . . . . . . ' - o . . . . 5 . li . u 4 . . . . . . . . . n , . 40 . . . o u Q o . . . . Q o . . . 55 I . . - - , a . f . . I 1 I QQ Q , Q I 4 . . . I u Q - J a . . . . - I ' I . . . . . - . . . .. - . . . . - . . , a - . . . . . . . . . . I . n - n . .. I I a Q Q

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K K DONIAN STAFF Editor ln Chlef Assxstant Ed1tor Sport Editor Actzvlty Edltor Ass1stant Actwlty Editor Fmanclal Manager Photographer JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS Class President Class Vlce President Secretary Treasurer BOARD OF EDUCATION Secretary Treasurer PT Presldent Vlce President Membershlp Chauman Secretary r feasurer Program Chalrmzm Soclal Chalrman Music Chalrman Publlclty Chaxrman A OFFICERS Harold Curtls Lois Campbell Bernard Nevel Robert Bxggerstaff -Leroy Schmeling Kay Ralston Tom Stenerson Harold Curhs Loms Campbell Roberta Bxggerstaff Kay Ralston Charles Graham Robert Taft Leshe A Wume George A Ralston Eugene A Wilson Stuart E Brown Mrs Charles Graham Mrs Lew1s Norwood Mrs Russell Freese Mass Bessie Ralston Mrs Eugene Wilson Mrs D C Ralston Mr john J Two nbly President -------- ---------------------- Chester Cummings