C H Friend High School - Chit Chat Yearbook (South Boston, VA)

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CHIT-CHAT 219 Phone-A piece of furniture that remains locked up in the lunch room. Physical Education-A process which consists of dressing in middy and bloomers, spraining an ankle and spending the entire day in the teachers rest room. Pretty Baby Contest-A howling success. Quiet-Word no teacher ever uses. Rat-Species of animal especially prevalent in Miss Aber- nathy's and Miss Witcher's room-said to have human in- telligence. Radiator-A piece of iron pipe that remains cold in Winter and hot in summer. Recess-Most unpopular period of the day. Study Hall-Place Where nobody ever studies. Teacher-An inhumane type of the higher animal who is never known to smile and whose favorite indoor occupation is giving pop quizzes, 1000 Word themes and demerits. Us-No definition attainable. Unlively-Adverb commonly applied to Freshmen. Veteran-Any old person--synonym for a member of class of '27. Webster-The compiler of this dictionary. Wit-What some folks think they have and haven't. Q Never used outside of the Mathematics Department. Y See Miss Witcher and Mr. Lacy.

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L, -- 2 18 CHIT-CHAT Grade--One of those queer letters that somehow is always an E when its should be an A. Graduate-The aim of us all sometime Within the next 1,000 years. 'Hello-Form of greeting commonly addressed to a Blue Bird. High School- See jail. Hot-What the radiator ain't. Ink-Obsolete. Intelligence-See Faculty. Useless to look elsewhere in high school building. Joke-Something at teacher never sees. Justice-Obsolete. Kiss-Up to time copy went to press no information on subject could be found. Kodak-A disappointing kind of instrument that lets us see ourselves as others see us. Lab-Room arranged for purpose of having chemistry ex- plosions. Latin-See Waterloo. Miiesweie-A pieeeeet help in time of trouble. McDowell, J. B.-See Caruso. Minstrel-A so called entertainment composed of black, white faces, dumb jokes, hops and Here Comes Precious. Money-What it takes to go to Washington and what the seniors have. Monkey-Type of animal found in huge abundance and variety in high school. Noise-What boys and girls in other school make. News-What one tells to his best friend confidentially and that never goes any further. Office-Cubbey hole of the skipper. Oifend-What We never do. f-if -is ' - e --'I' - -f fi

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