Byron High School - Echo Yearbook (Byron, MI)

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Iohn Hunt Christie Iackson Melissa Iacobson Tom Iohnston - Timothy IODOS Kevin Kelsey Katherine Lewis Timothy Lichty Tammie Lucas

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Bqrbqfq Gulick I Scott Haney Iudith Hartman Doug Heath Beckie Henson Frank Hollenback Perry Hollis Linda Holly Daniel Humphreys

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Class Prophecy Hi Cindy. Hi ludy. Boy you look great after I0 years. What have you been doing? I just cut a new album. Well that's just great. What have you been doing? Oh. just clowning around. Talk about clowns. did you hear about Bill Butcher. No. He has his own farm and two workers under him. While he is sitting on his rump, Ken Beard and Dan Galbraith are doing all the work. That's a farmer for you. I see Sherry Bales made it. Why do you say that? Well the last I heard she was in the middle of Africa on a mission and she found herself in hot soup. Speaking of soup did you hear about Carol Cools new creation. No. She designed a building like a kettle and she called it the Old Cauldron. lt's run by Earl Becker and he is still selling milk. Did you see the new milk commercial on T. V. ? No. The starring role has Bill Nelson dressed up as a big bottle of milk with a bunch of little cats running around it. Remember Sherry Des0rmeau's laugh. I think I heard it on the tube last night. What program? It was a medical story about a man who had a contagious laugh. I see Barb Gu- lick couldn 't make it. Yes with her being a nun at Mercy it's hard to get away on Sunday. I hear a rumor that Jeff Roberts joined the priest- hood to help gather support for birth control. I wonder how well it went. Did you see the Kentucky Derby? No. Sally Morrison's horse Runaround won. Terri Coon was the jockey. I remember when she thought height was a problem. not a blessing. Kim Gravelle made it big last week. She busted Dion Berndt and Scott Haney for carrying some funny cigarettes. What's the crime in that? I don't know but I hear it was because they were in a concealed place. Did Diane Gardner do your hair? Yes, she's been doing quite well since she opened her chain of beauty shops. l like the name. Beauty Shop and Stop. Reminds you of a pit stop. I understand it was all George Lens's idea. he though it would be great to have them stop and go in one easy trip. I see on our program that Terry Miller is on the piano with Tim Lichty on the horn and Vivian Tomasek on the flute. I hope they play the old Byron fight song. I was happy to see Sabine Schelling here. She loved Byron so much that she just stayed on. She now teaches foreign language, English. I see Carmen Munsell got back from his European tour. He's known as the Mongo of the fighting world. Remember when leff Pierce was the President of our class? Now he's the President of 300 car washes. They're called Pierce's Drive-in stop. Wash and Wax. I see Debbie Oliver brought her volleyball. Now that's she the champ of vol- leyball. it's hard to separate them. Yesterday I came across this quaint little restaurant that was being run by Linda Holley. Pam Hushin was the waitress and Carol Galbraith is the nurse in attendance. Shirley Sill looks terrific doesn't she? Yea, what happened? When she turns sideways you'll notice that her nose is smaller. I see lill Warren wore her old cheerleader suit. I hope she does a cheer for us. We should ask her to do Bup-Chick-a-Boom-Chick-Chick-a-Boom. Did you hear about Steve Tower's business? He went into the sunglass busi- ness after high school. I see Ron Merrow has a cigar in his hand. I thought he gave up cigarettes for Lynne. He did but he didn't give up his cigars. Have you been to Beckie Hensons' massage parlor? lt's called Backs Delight and Lynne Cyr works there part-time. She's the of- ficial back walker for the men only club, Remember when Tammy Lucas weighed 105 pounds. Look at her now she weighs 150 and still gain- ing. Her tyrods must be out of whack. Here comes Dan Robinet the famous man who said hed never get married. Maybe he can explain the 4 wives and I 5 kids. lt's too had that Mark Scott couldn't be with us. Why? I Well hei digging around the pyramids of Egypt trying to find his mummy, Have you seen Melissa Smakel's children. one is 4'3 and the other jg 7'5 , Did you hear what Doug Heath asked Bill Renshaw when he came in. No what? He asked il the menu carried peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Here comes Melissa Jacobson toward us. Since she became a model she is always walking around with a book on her head. I wonder if it is for posture or brains. Nancy Mac- Donald replaced Mrs. Srnith. She is now personal secretary to the principal Tim lones. Tim's brown nose finally paid off. Debi Tranchell went to school to work in criminal labs, but all the crime she could find was the schools band. So she now leads it on to victory. Isn't that Kathie Lewis over in the corner fixing her hem. Yes. She's always fixing her hem. Maybe she should turn in her pins and needles for glue and staples. I see Mark Blackburn is bald. Remember when he had uncontrollable hair. Ernie Dunbar made it. What's he doing? Running a health spa with Kevin Kelsey as the bartender. Perry Hollis is making his millions doing nose commercials. lust turn on the tube and there's Perry and his million dollar nose. Every handkerchief company in America is knocking at his door. F rank Hollenback is still the fastest guy around and all of his opponents are now the Eligible women in the country--they call him the WIZ. Have you read Dan Hum- phreys latest book? It is called My Boss. The President Eats Pizza: -- The President thinks so highly of Dan's cooking ability that his new Election slogan is down with world hunger - put a Dans Pizza on every plate. Speaking of food Brad Farkas is still running the Byron High School Cafe- teria. He's really clashing in his black leather suit. a golden spatula in one hand and cracking the whip with the other. Sharon Cottle has made National Headlines. She's the first woman drill sergeant for the U.S. Marine Corps at Paris Island. Where. Sharon are those quiet dulcit tones we once heard at B.H.S.? Dale Sass was voted Van Man of the Year. He has just franchised his l00th Van Dealership throughout the country. The rhinestone mudflaps that Dale has created are the rage of the Van World.