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f ropleci And there is Pat Spiker McDonald and, of course, everyone has heard and seen her over television. Pat is the spark-plug of the Alleyberg team The Setter-Uppers. Just yesterday in their exciting game. Pat broke the tie in the last minute with a smash right through the floor on the opposing team’s side. By the time they recovered the bail the game was ended and they won 234-233. Thus ended another record-making volleyball game. Who's that stern-looking woman over there with a club in her hand and a badge on her dress. I wonder if that’s the truant officer for Boobondale High School, Miss Dorothy McKee (better known as D. McKee). From the school’s 1.846 enrollment, none have heen absent for the last month. D. McKee summed it all up in her slogan Ya gotta be stern, if they're gonna learn. Ah, it seems like we're going to have a little entertainment on the stage. Well, there is another of the class of 1953, Miss Par Mon. Out of the orchestra of 183 musicans, she is the most outstanding for her work on all the in- struments. If you didn't already know, Pat is the offical polisher for the whole orchestra. Such a job takes a lot of great ability. It seems that they have talked the Smetropolitan Opera Company's new debutante. Miss Nellene Morrison, into singing along with the orchestra. I was just informed by some uninformed source of some information which I’m sure you would find very informing if I should inform you: Miss Morrison has just returned from her first appearance with Lario Manza yodeling an aria from Madame Flutterby . Seated directly across from me are the two biggest racketeers - I mean, tycoonc of the bathtub business. They are Mr. Thomas Showalter and Mr. Donald Oltmanns, manufacturers of the No-slip Sideless Bathtubs, guaranteed to be the safest and most economical tubs on the market. Can you imagine such a low price as $489.03 for a beautiful and multicolored bathtub with a builtLin radio and television combination? Here’s that great evolutionist, Vernon Radatz.who created a big uproar among the farming society of our fair metroplois in his latest debate with the representative of the organization entitled F.F.W. (Future Farmer’s Wives). Since this is Mr. Radatz’s 12th wife, there is a lot he can find for debate. He was recently released from the hospital where he was recovering from second degree burns received in one of his heated debates. Just a minute ago as I was strolling down the aisle, I was accosted by a young man who was carrying an armful of small leaflets, handing them through the delegation. I shall read you the caption of the leaflet: Remarkable Remonstrances Reiterating Republicans by Ray A. Rauch. I understand he is the latest aspirant to the seat of County Judge of Ogle County in charge of traffic violations. And another of the class of '53 after a disastrous explosion occuring in the suburb of Balleyhoo Heights (better known as Razorville) of which he was the world renown chemist. Guy Einstein Showalter, was heard to comment, and I quote. Hm - who sneezed? Ah - - here is that illustrious stage, screen, and football star, Eunice Stebner. Have you a few words for us tonight, Eunice? Well - ah - it - ah - just so happens - ah - that is - as unprepared as I am to make a public speech, it - ah just so happens that I . . . Thank you, Miss Stebner. And there is Marjean Stukenberg who is now appearing nightly on television, on station WACKY-TV. Her illustrative demonstrations on Smellgas , the wonder stove, is winning her great acclaim all over the world. I understand that the Smellgas dealer in darkest Africa has sold 4.563 stoves to the natives with television sets because of Miss Stukenberg’s persuasive talks. I would like to take this opportunity to announce (this is costing her) the grand opening of Eunice's Slide Inn. Miss Wright's specialities are Triple Deckers and Half Gallons” which, of course, are hamburgers and malts, respectively. Her prices are also very low, as the items are priced from just 2 cents to 5 cents. Well, it seems that our time is up but stay tuned to this station for our most enlightening commercial on how to be a famous celebrity like all the members of this class in only 144 easy lessons. 17
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