Byron Area High School - By Hi Yearbook (Byron, IL)

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LAST WILL AND TESTOUONY OF THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1946 With the aid of television vie see that everyone of the Seniors has somethin that he doesn't want that he would like to leave to posterity. Gloria Thompson wills Slim Pieken three free les- sons on the art of turning cartwheels. To Pat Baker, Jean Brantner leaves her advice on how to keep two men interested at the same time. Russell Pierson wills his theme song, Falling in Love with Love:l to Charles Wolfe, The Orchestra that played at the May Dance. Iris yjatts and Betty Laueyer will thier ability to get along together to Lee Campbell so that he might have onger lasting friends. Marilyn Palmer Leaves to Virginia Coffman, a car and her male friends to drive around in it. Ted Dill o'. '..ills his beautiful, shinny, black, curly hair to Howard Eokberg to increase his feminine follow- ers. Dorothy Bourses leaves her slim figure to Roberta Null to enable her to catch a man. ■ Ned Norris vdshes to lt-aye about six inches of his height to Ji.n Hondo so that Jim might het a few more rebounds. Blanche Molin wills her desire °ui more knowledge to Dean Rydholm„ Delores Stuckenburg x:aves to Dotty Hevrin her peroxide blonde wig. To any boy who .needs a list!-- aid ii romance, Dick Hendee leave: his wolfish ; ochni.qrv.,:, Sam Rndyor 1. .'a to leave his outward calm, quiet manner to Chuck M'-N Mildred Hevrin wills ability to jitterbug to Margaret Mennonga.

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GLASS FROFHECY (CON'T) Who's the jaunty fellow whistling the Sailors Hornpipe? Well of course, it’s Bill Dyer who owns and operates a steamship line on Rock River with branches on Leaf River and Mud Creek. Following Bill is Myldred Fransen author of the book Hew to Win Friends and Influence Bread Men, which is fast becoming a best seller.. She is work- ing on another now, entitled, My Absent Days or The Morning After is a Result of the Night Before. Another couple, Doris Lee McCormick and Betty La- meyer arrive. They own the McLam SOhool of Business which has branches all over the TT.S. Its specialty is a course in office techiques from boss to typewriter. Roger Dirksen, almost misses the door, he's so busy studying the latest facts and figures on the country's corn production. He's Secretary of Agri- culture in the presidents cabinet. Jean Brantner pauses outside to take off her electrically driven roller skates. She is now tour- ing the country as the star of a roller derby. Joan Champion, coach of the School for Girls now enters. Joan has never coached a defeated team. Another author appears. This time it s Blanche Molin who got her start with a book entitled, Studious- ness and Its Rewards. The jolly gentleman now approaching is Nod Norris, He owns a Puper-duper hardware store on the corner of State and Main in Rockford. It carries a complete line of post holes, left-handed monkey wrenches, and striped paint, TOiis fellow is Colonel Ted Dillow,'owner of Mag- nolia Manor, near Pickleweed, Tennessee. The Qolonels £ futhem hospitality has never been outdone. Iris Watts comes whizzing down the street on her V atts Wonder. In case you haven't heard, that's a new bicycle she recently designed. It's being manu- factured at her factory in Byron.

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Joan Champion leaves her girl’s basketball rule book to liable Ray for reference. Roger Dirk son just leaves----------------ana un BrotherJJ is he gladll Nelda Elliott has decided to leave her pleasant snile to Lois Palmer to keep all of the kids in a good n00 i Barbara Flening gladly leaves her Editorship of this our annual, to any ambitious Senior cf next year Earl Gambrel leaves his ability to run the Byron Transit Company and go to school at the same tine to Sammy Morrison. . To Virginia Hruska, Myldred Fransen, leaves her aollection of bracelets. , Doris Lee McCormick wills her love for seating and the Oregan rink to Pat Snyder. Ruth Fegcn leaves her old hangout. Speeds Lunch- room, to Pat Kanode. The Senior Class as a whole has a few last wishes for the betterment of the faculty member.«u Upon the suggestion of the other members of tr.e faculty, we leave Miss Snashall a Bigger and Better car. To Mr. Quarton, we leave a 300 page book of the latest, corniest jokes to spring on the geometry class of next year. . . „ We feel sure that Miss Hall would appreciate a quiet 5th hour Study Hall. To remind Mose Leary of us, we leave him a sweep- without-arn-motion broom. , . We will Mr. Haire a half of dozen booby-traps to aid him in catching some of his pupils who fee they must leave school in the middle of the afternoon with- out permission. , , ,. We wish to leave Miss Miller a new shorthand dic- tionary. We wish Mr. Parish the best of luck in his new school. j . To Mrs. Eickman, our efficient office girl, we leave our best wishes. To Miss Wallace, we will an enjoyable honeymoon.