Byron Area High School - By Hi Yearbook (Byron, IL)

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GLASS FROFHECY (CON'T) Who's the jaunty fellow whistling the Sailors Hornpipe? Well of course, it’s Bill Dyer who owns and operates a steamship line on Rock River with branches on Leaf River and Mud Creek. Following Bill is Myldred Fransen author of the book Hew to Win Friends and Influence Bread Men, which is fast becoming a best seller.. She is work- ing on another now, entitled, My Absent Days or The Morning After is a Result of the Night Before. Another couple, Doris Lee McCormick and Betty La- meyer arrive. They own the McLam SOhool of Business which has branches all over the TT.S. Its specialty is a course in office techiques from boss to typewriter. Roger Dirksen, almost misses the door, he's so busy studying the latest facts and figures on the country's corn production. He's Secretary of Agri- culture in the presidents cabinet. Jean Brantner pauses outside to take off her electrically driven roller skates. She is now tour- ing the country as the star of a roller derby. Joan Champion, coach of the School for Girls now enters. Joan has never coached a defeated team. Another author appears. This time it s Blanche Molin who got her start with a book entitled, Studious- ness and Its Rewards. The jolly gentleman now approaching is Nod Norris, He owns a Puper-duper hardware store on the corner of State and Main in Rockford. It carries a complete line of post holes, left-handed monkey wrenches, and striped paint, TOiis fellow is Colonel Ted Dillow,'owner of Mag- nolia Manor, near Pickleweed, Tennessee. The Qolonels £ futhem hospitality has never been outdone. Iris Watts comes whizzing down the street on her V atts Wonder. In case you haven't heard, that's a new bicycle she recently designed. It's being manu- factured at her factory in Byron.

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CLASS PROPHECY Let us look into the future, it is now June 3, I956. The class of 1946 of Byron High School is gather- ing in the lobby of the radio studio. First to arrive is President Richard Hendee. He s followed up his executive learnings and is now the leader of this great nation vt s campaign slogan is known lar and wide. n. Fcrd in Every Orrape. It has been rumored that, now -c he cut Jcne by’his oppo- nents, Dick kissed the ba'L. es and thole mothers, tool ™ Eari 5ubreJ- arriVes next He has just flown in on one of the planes he uses in his air transport busi- ness. Here’s Gloria Thompson who owns a Oovernment fac- tory that’s going full swing. The hours of the plant are very reasonable two and one-half per day with two hours off for lunch. Through the revolving doors cooes Ruth Fegan. ?eautJ fhop located between Michigan and Madison Boulevard in Byron. There is also a special lnl case y°u follows are in the market for a slick feather-bob. Next comes Mildred Hevrin the sole Steak House which is known far and wi ’e cious meals. owner of Spikes for its deli- The couple who now cone in sight are the fanout Barn Dance stars, Marilyn Palmer and Dorothy Bontjes. t yn'SJ0delinS and or°thy’s guitar playiST vl really gotten them into the big time, » We hear a loud burst of Carmen which cmnounces role at the E1110 1- o-s starring Hi. that Fleming enters the lobby, she is chief JocrSd ta uy?ue.the °rld'S « «7 who entprq°neT?ai{S 3S t0 Stare at bea tiful blonde thP ™?fS is other than Delores Deliteful, acto®ss course, she is known to her clu.ssn.tes as Delores Stukenberg.

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LAST WILL AND TESTOUONY OF THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1946 With the aid of television vie see that everyone of the Seniors has somethin that he doesn't want that he would like to leave to posterity. Gloria Thompson wills Slim Pieken three free les- sons on the art of turning cartwheels. To Pat Baker, Jean Brantner leaves her advice on how to keep two men interested at the same time. Russell Pierson wills his theme song, Falling in Love with Love:l to Charles Wolfe, The Orchestra that played at the May Dance. Iris yjatts and Betty Laueyer will thier ability to get along together to Lee Campbell so that he might have onger lasting friends. Marilyn Palmer Leaves to Virginia Coffman, a car and her male friends to drive around in it. Ted Dill o'. '..ills his beautiful, shinny, black, curly hair to Howard Eokberg to increase his feminine follow- ers. Dorothy Bourses leaves her slim figure to Roberta Null to enable her to catch a man. ■ Ned Norris vdshes to lt-aye about six inches of his height to Ji.n Hondo so that Jim might het a few more rebounds. Blanche Molin wills her desire °ui more knowledge to Dean Rydholm„ Delores Stuckenburg x:aves to Dotty Hevrin her peroxide blonde wig. To any boy who .needs a list!-- aid ii romance, Dick Hendee leave: his wolfish ; ochni.qrv.,:, Sam Rndyor 1. .'a to leave his outward calm, quiet manner to Chuck M'-N Mildred Hevrin wills ability to jitterbug to Margaret Mennonga.