Butler High School - Tropaeum Yearbook (Butler, IN)

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TROPAEUM l94f2 5 81 10 heiress, is secretly engaged to a prominent European nobleman. Flash! Comedienne Wilma Blaker has been summoned into a trafiic court for flying too slowly. Miss Blaker brands this an outrage and says she can prove she was doing well above the minimum of five hundred. HFlash! Treeva Houck has just been selected as Miss Universe for the tenth consecutive time, thus equalling a sort of record set by one Helen of Troy, a deb of several seasons ago. And speaking of winners, I have just received bulletins which say that the Nobel prize for chemistry goes to Naomi Oberlin for her work in measuring the eighth dimension, and the Pulitzer prize for journalism has been awarded to Thoris Culbertson, ace reporter of the Daily Grind, for her exposure of the Ghastly plot by the Venusians to lure the moon out of its orbit by use of magnetism. f'Flash! I am just reminded that a winner of another sort is Edith Mercer, whom the judges have just declared best in the husband calling contest. The next fifteen minutes were occupied by Reba Thiel's Style show. What Women Will Wear. She took the spectators on a televisic tour of Beatrice McCleery's Paradise Palace Salon which she highly recommends as the ideal place for women of fashion to shop. Everyone was breathless while time crept around to the Ralph Knox Variety Show. It is said that the government requires his sponsor to keep at least two specialists on hysterics in the studio audience when he is broadcast- ing. His orchestra conductor, John Osborne, and the Del Torrid Orchestra do not detract from the show while Dorothy Obendorf's rendition of the lyrics of Junior Houser are a definite asset. The national eye was next focused upon President Hugh Campbells portside chat from the decks of the cruiser Jitterbug. which he made following his arrival from a short vacation in the White House. The Met then staged a production of ll Odious by De Barchee, Starring Mlle. Maria DeVitti twhom we knew as Mary June Devittl. The Thasa Lota Hui Society presented its book of the week program in which socialite Mrs. Algernon Bilgewater tElsie Lyonj reviewed Fred Strock's latest novel Four Years of Day-dreamingf' We sought out the sporting event of the decade. namely the YVorld's Boxing Championship bout between the champion, Kid Killforjoy , and Morris Smith, the challenger. The turning point occurred in the tenth when Morrie maneuvered the referee into one of the champs haymakers thus im- pairing the official eyesight. After that things were easy for Morrie. Came midnight and the Witching Hour program featuring Ronald Miller and LaVersa Rohlof presenting The Blond Assassins through which we shivered intensely. We next tried that program which has become so popular for its yalugbip Page Twcurgl-Ozzc

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raopf-xeufvi ,erratic CLASS PROPHECY Dear Diary: May. 1960 I am delighted with 1ny new television set. It was made by the Oberlin Television Corporation of which Willard Oberlin is founder and president. I understand that some of the most improved features, including the smellevision attachment were perfected by Frank Lynn, also inventor of teletaste and teletouch. The agent was Scott Cook, the super-salesman. Anxious to try it out, I flicked the switch and beheld the third game of a crucial series in the Ladies National Baseball League. The victory of the Philadelphia Fillies over the Washington Senoritors was mainly due to the superb twirling of pitcher, Wilma Reinhart, while Mary Kepler kept the Senoritors in the ball game. Next came the usual afternoon deluge of sentimental dramas. I suf- fered through Betty Deck's Unrequited Love as interpreted by Helen Olds the great emotional actress. Following that I was the rapid beholder of the debate of the season be- tween the brilliant Rev. L. Wesley Pellett and the noted Dr. Darrell O. Miller. Ph. D., upon the highly controversial subject Practical Joking Should Be Made A Capital Offense. By this time the children were dropping in from school and taking off their parachutes, and I knew it was time for the adventure serials. Kenneth Jennings, Starring in f'Don Chislow of the Army offers an official badge of his Kahki Klub for two box tops for facsimiles thereofj from a carton of 'Zoo' animal crackers plus ten cents in stamps or coin tcoin preferredjf' At dinner time the news reports came along to spoil our appetites. I wish to remember the following excerpt from Ruth Thurber's rapid-fire comments. Quote! Flash! Biggest news of the day fexcluding the weatherj is the timely rescue of Rev. Donald Wischmeier, 'the missionary to the Martiansf from the kettle of some savages in the Crimson Canal district near the nega- tive pole of Mars. The hero was Bill Carpenter the space explorer who was rocketing back to his base camp on a satellite a few million miles away. Flash! Several leading feminine educators threw a bombshell into the Department of Education in Washington today by demanding that compul- sory college education be repealed. Those dissatisfied ladies include Jeannette Mutzfeld. instructor of differential calculus of Indiana University, Juanita Blackwell, professor of music, Indiana University: Eileen Carpenter, English, Radcliffg Betty Joy Hallett, physical education, Vassarg Jessie McCann, beauty culture. Northwestern Universityg Betty Rose Miller, economics, Duke, Lois Perry, Latin, Vanderbilt, and Deloris Rhoads, ethics, Leland Stanford Uni- versity. Madam Secretary, Elaine Cosper, admits she is astounded. Flash! I have information by the grapevine that Babs Banbury, the Page Twenty

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TRCPAEUM i940 hints for solving the age old bedtime worry of what to cook for breakfast. Tonight two very prominent midwestern housewives, the former Dorothy Lower and ditto Betty McClellan aired their favorite menus. Lloyd Wilson, your bedtime news commentator, appeared with his usual array of nightmare inducing facts. He said that socialite Josephine Hunt has announced that the sensational girl jockey, Ruth Gengnagel, will saddle her horse Flatfoot when the Derby is run. I plan to retire with a note of this under my pillow so that I may lose my paycheck wisely. Frederick Brown. Editor's Note: fTranslated into English from the original Esperanto by Maxine Oberlin, instructor of Ancient languages, National University, CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of 1940, bubbling over with exceeding knowledge, which we have accumulated in the past four years, do feel this a great honor to leave our will and testamentll to the remaining students of good old Butler High. Washington, D. CJ I, Barbara Banbury, will my height to Allen Steckley. It won't be quite so easy for Marjorie to use the rolling pin, Allen. I, Juanita Blackwell, will my red hair to Nathalie Eyster, since Nathalie's attempt to dye hers this shade was unsuccessful. I, Wilma Blaker, will my self estimation to Marian Haynes. I, Frederick Brown, will my meek ways to Virginia Alwood. I, Hugh Campbell, will my peculiar ways to Norman Dohner. I, Eileen Carpenter, will my Chemistry book to some studious Junior. l simply could not get used to Mr. Berg's method of springing tests. I, William Carpenter, will my egotistical ways to Carolyn Fanning. I. Scott Cook, will my smiles and good nature to Eldean Johnston. I, Elaine Cosper, will my little short spells of temper to Esther Naitzka. I, Thoris Culbertson, will my ability to create original jokes to Allen Fisher. I, Betty Deck, will my quiet steps to Norman Baldwin. CQuiet Pleaselj I, Mary June Devitt, will my unsophisticated ways, including my giggles. to Iva Snyder. I'm much more grown up now! I, Ruth Gengnagel, will my dark eyes to Betty Turner. I. Betty Joy Hallett, will my ability to play the clarinet to Diana Culler. I, Junior Houser, will my teasing ability to Jean Naitzka. I, Josephine Hunt, will my position at I-Iarvev Phelps' to Lila Long, I, Kenneth Jennings, will my bashfulness around girls to Paul Loomis. I. Mary Kepler, will my dancing ability to Billy Knox. Page Twenty-Two