Butler High School - Nugget Yearbook (Butler, NJ)

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altr II utter GDur (Suruu Vi Of 1% MAY 12, 1935 NO SENSE President Otto Vetoes Children’s Vote PRESIDENT NOT IN FAVOR OF CHILDREN'S VOTE May 5 (Special to the OUR-GUESS) At a special joint session of Congress, President S. Otto vetoed the proposed “Children’s Suffrage Amendment” which would become the 27th amendment to the Constitution. This measure would give all children a right to vote. The bill was put through the Senate by Sentoresses Rogers and Deeker. SECRETARY OF TREASURY UTTER ANNOUNCES NEW COINS The Treasury Department will hereaf- ter circulate coins whose two faces will be similar. This will eliminate the games of head and tail, and matching. SECRETARY OF STATE RESIGNS The Honorable Ruth Backus resigned her position as Secretary of the State in Pres. Otto’s cabinet this morning during a nightmare. She left her position be- cause giggling was not allowed in that capacity. When Pres. Otto was inter- viewed this morning on her departure, he made the vile statement, “Let ’er go.” VICE PRESIDENT WHITE MAKES THRILLING SPEECH BEFORE SENATE In a speech bristling with emotional remarks. Her Honor the Vice President urged the Senate to pass the proposed bill on “Posturization” more commonly known as hair rats. Harold Pettenger, the famous basket- eer of the original Celtics arrived this morning on the liner, “Bellamy” from Paris. RENT COMMITTEE FINDS LAND- LORDS GUILTY After hearing the complaints of Mrs. D. Jordan and Mrs. D. Kinsey, tenants of Frank Sehulster’s compartments, the chairman of the committee, Alberta Blakely, has found Mr. Sehulster guilty and has referred the case to the Ice Cream Court. The tenants claim that their children are not allowed to break win- dows and write on the walk. The case is the most cruel that has come on re- cord. — SCHOOL MARM MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD Miss Harriet Freeland, the village school teacher, was killed while walking home through the woods of Upper Maco- pin. It is believed that she died in cold blood because her blood streams were in icicles when found by Lawyer Vreeland. NOTED BOOTLEGGERS INJURED One of our worthy citizens, Edward La Barre, met with a fatal accident yes- terday noon. He was testing some moon- shine at the home of Lile Fleetwood, the noted chemist, when he slipped and broke his Adam’s apple. The injured man now has his entire body in a cast and it will be a few years before he will be able to take up active business. Mr. La Barre is also the author of the famous books, “Gimme A Piece” and “Gimme Half.” “CLARENCE” STILL RUNNING The M. J. Bellamy Co., showing the play “Clarence” featuring Charlie Dilzer will end its stay at the B. H. S. Theatre tonight after a 12 year run. It will then move on to Kinnelon. Miss Blanche Vreeland, Pres, of the “Dig a Little Deeper” club, announces that Mrs. Dorothy Jordan and Miss Eva Donald have joined the organization. 28

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Name Alias Ailment Cure Known by How They Doom Got Thru Dilzer “Charlie” Silliness Hopeless Blue Suit Unknown Actor Van Riper “King” Baseball Sore Arm Left handedPlunged Mascot Backus “Ruth” Giggling Muzzle Laugh Who Steno- knows? grapher Vreeland “Blanch” Sophistica- Quarantine tion Looks Vamped Chorus Girl Freeland “Betty” Essays Sprained Wrist Bob Labored School marm Carlyon “Car” Laughing Muffled Eyes Hobbled Office boy Donald “Eve” Every whercMarriage Size Crawled Model Mills “Dot” Love Dudley Hair Ask Uncle Poetess Dudley Taylor “Dot” Harold Wedding bells Dimples Worked Boss Harold Gormley “Cy” Quiet Cyclone Strut Persevered Dictionary maker Davenport Jule” Cross WordDictionary Puzzles Silence ? Farmerette Potter “Ed” BashfulnessFollies That Walk Sympathy Designer of “Pull ’em Up Trou- sers” Edwards “Carl” Conceit Knockout Dignity Lucky Bachelor Chance Kinsey Uncle” Blushes Girls Pole like Plugged Composer Meier “El” Ticklish Forget Wiggle Smashed Hard Rub- ber Mill White Gert” Squealer Shoot her Voice Passed Maid Fleetwood “Red” Those Put ’em in Burke safe Summar- ies aAuburn locks Struggled Chemist Rome “Nice” Weight Football Generosity Crept Dressmaker Whitty “Dot” Coquettish- Toothache ness Confidence Towed thruHer geome- try teacher Mabey “Bill” Chewing Lock jaw gum Broadness Luck Dumbbell Yeomans “Al” Silence A smile Her hair Concen- Baby trated trainer Guenter “Allie” Fast typist Paralysis Good- nature Studied Steno- grapher Decker “Ruth” Meek High Life Height Swam House- keeper Willis “Edy” Dreaming T. N. T. Smile Hard Work Secretary Kayhart “Bess’ Study Bluff Dimples Fainted Nurse Struble “Owl-eye’ Length Fountain ofFeet Shortness We couldn’tCircus say freak Brinster “Jule” Kid Grow up Height Who cares?Frank’s wife Close “Ginny” Stanley Gold band Speed Waddled Hairdresser Rhinesmith “El” Complica- Eliminate tions Noise Sauntered Mormonism 27

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ADS Gormley Stew Joint Special Tomorrow Fried Potatoe’s Eyes Also Hot To-molly Liar at Law Roger Vreeland Divorce Guaranteed o---------ib Beauty Parlor Mme. Gertrude White Hair bobbed, marcelled and dyed Eyelashes, Painfully Plucked Thorne’s Garage Hot Air Free Gas at a premium Dancing Lessons “Grace and Lightness” Our Motto Young and Rhinespiith Flapper Steps a Specialty o---------o Rooms to Let Sehulster Bros. Compartments, New City Heights 4 rooms, all improvements (in the yard) Help Wanted—Male For our auto school, to teach people how to drive with a wheel in one hand and a girl in the other. Also to sell Stupid Baker Cqrs. Apply arlyon School 9--------o Davenport’s Little Liver Pills They sleep while you work o--------o Owp your own Homes Alipe Owen Realty Co. Collapsible Houses our Specialty o--------o TAYLOR WHITTY Noiseless and Harmless Erasers We especially cater to High School Seniors No one using our erasers has ever been expelled NEWSEY NOTES AT THE CIRCUS Among the most interesting freaks to be found at the Mabey Bros.’ Circus, now playing at the New City Oval is Mons. George Struble, the Nubian giant, 20 ft. 2% in. tall, who was recently discovered in the wilds of Greece by Rome and Guen- ter, the noted explorers. Mr. and Mrs. Dudley Kensey, the well known professor of Butler Seminary, an- nounce the engagement of their daughter, Dorothy, to Mr. Doe Nut, who is worth 1,600,000 marks and heir to 30 rubles. NEW CITY DIRECTORY READY The Eveiyn Meeker Publishing Co. is putting out its New City Directory to- morrow. It will include some beautiful pictures of feminine forms of the “Follies.” ------------ SPORTS Arthur Jordan and Ray Van Riper have signed their “hold out” contracts. The contracts are each worth $100,000. AMUSEMENTS The Big Slump Theatre presents all this week the great American pastime— “African Golf,” featuring Edith Willis, the girl that never laughs, and John Hay- cock, the man with the trick hands. THE CAST Miss Conduct ................ Edith Willis Chief Crap...'.......John Haycock Chief Seven ......... Carl Edwards Chief Natural ....... Edward Potter Miss Understand ..... Julia Brinster CRIMINAL ESCAPES Irwin Weiss, Noted Spanish Bull Thrower, escaped yesterday from Sing Sing where he is serving a term of 34 years for stealing golf balls from the Ridgewood Country Club. Description: Bald headed Largs Beaky noss Bumpy head Bowlegged Useless beard Dumb look. 29