Butler High School - Airlog Yearbook (Vandalia, OH)

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PRDPHECY The year of 1980 and the members of the 1953 class of Butler graduates are gathering to witness the grand opening of the i'Flying Saucer Club, owned and operated by Gary Howe, the overfnight billionaire, Gary made his wealth by selling all day suckers on a commission basis. Providing the music for this occasion is the orchestra, co-owned by Helene Theodoras and Doris Francis, The Tuncless Tunes. The orchestra personnel are David Huff, drummer, Dale Anderson and Paul Vance, trumpeters, Mary Ann Szabo, pianist, Phil Sipe, clarinctist, judy Finfrock and Shirley Trent, saxophones. Mary Ann also tunes pianos as a sidefline. Among the alumni here tonight is Dick Clark, commissioner of the Census Bureau. Dick ref vealed in his latest report that Vandalia has reached the illllfiifllil population mark. Dale Boyer, head waiter at the club, is an' nouncing the guests as they enter tonight. Here come some of the celebrated guests now! The first ones to enter are the members of the mothers club of which Juanita McWain is presi- dent. Other members of the club are Alice Peterson, Sue Smith, Jeanne Bundy, Norma Zimmer, and Beverly Dunn. Entering now is Bob Lee, famed actor who is playing the lead of Macbeth, which is opening in Flatbush junction next week. Playing the parts of the apparitions arc Johnny Sizemore, apparition: Russel Clagget, the third apparition, and Thomas Smith, the fourth apparition. Two of the Butler Alumni, Francis Van Zant and Wilmer Wead, have found that they canit borrow money from midgets because they are short themselves. Susan Hoover, the most famous interior dec' orator, assisted by Dea Rae Dunn, Jackie Sulli- van, Betty jones, Pat Usalis and Pat Strader. have decorated this spacious establishment in blue and white, the class colors of their senior year at Butler, for this auspicious occasion. Here come Joe Hart and Bob Rosener, travelf ing salesmen, who have just recently returned from Upper Slobovia, located near Lower Slof bovia, where they have sold over twenty thouf sand Slopfovcrfua Sweaters to the ferocious cannibals living there. These sweaters were ex' clusively designed by Delores Smith. Donna Ullery and Elaine Gibboney. Local inhabitants here this evening are Ann Noffsinger, editor of the city newspaper, and her staif, Polly Welch, assistant editor: Bob Moore, business manager? Mildred Warner, Lorine Barton, Bob Turner, Larry Rea, and Ben Barnhart, reporters. David Esposito, proprietor of F.ssy's Spa' ghetti Spot, is also here tonight. He is re- nowned for his special double deck spaghetti sandwiches with one meat ball and a toothpick. There is a great market for the new type of fluorescent lipstick that Dick Koch and jerry Cranor, world renowned scientists, have recently invented. Production has soared skyfhigh since Wanda Myers and Sarah Warner have been selling it to the Ubangis in the African jungles. Sara Lemon, Shirley Pennington and Barbara Wegner. head cooks at the Flying Saucer Club have just entered from the kitchen with the main dish for tonight's dinner. The food being served is chocolate covered blubber balls with mushroom sauce originated by joan Moore. It has really hit the country with a bang! The orchestra has just struck up one of Ervin Anderson's new compositions, Walking My Poodle Back Home. Twenty of his songs have reached the top, but probably the most out' standing hit was Because of YoufAll.'i It was published in the South of course. First on the entertainment program for to' night are The Four jacks, vocalist quartet consisting of jack French, bass: Jack Harley, baritone: Jack Butler, tenor, and jack Swartzel, tenor. As the orchestra strikes up with a bouncy melody, the eight gorgeous Wreckits, successors of the Rockettes, appear on the stage. Regina Lampman, Carolyn Knotts, Nora Workman, Barbara Gorman, Margie Fultz, Sandra Myers, and Nancy Orput are going into their routine. Attracted inside by these beauties are John Lampman Ronnie DeHays, and Dick Musick, coaches of leading universities throughout the country. The orchestra has stopped and it has been announced that the President of the United States, Joe Cranor, has just arrived. His long limosene, chaulfered by Fred Besch has just been parked outside the door. Leading the way for the president are several of his cabinet members, Secretary of State, Iris Snyderg Secretary of Treasury, Lora Grimes, Secretary of Labor, Charles Mooreg Attorney General, Pat Matson: Post Mistress General, Ann Buchanan. Other cabinet members were unable to accompany the president. President Cranor said that Sue Miller, treas' urer of the United States, had just gone to the races. It was her last chance to make the books balance. The arrival of the President of the United States has made this gathering tonight complete. As the strains of Auld Lang Syne fill the room, it is certain that this will be an evening for everyone to remember.

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