Butler High School - Airlog Yearbook (Vandalia, OH)

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WILL Item I We, the nftyflirst graduating class of Butler High School, Montgomery County, State of Ohio, considering the uncertainty of our lives, and having our own opinions, matchless minds, unbounded memories, and undaunted outlooks of the future, do make and publish to all, this, our last will and testament. Item II XVe, Sue Smith, Betty Jones, Pat Matson, Bev- erly Dunn, Juanita McWain, Alice Peterson, Norma Zimmer, and ,lean Bundy, will our keys to the diamond mines to Marilyn Garber, Mona Cranor, Nancy Everhart, Shirley Gates, Joyce Keller, and Delores Stiiiler. I, Gary Howe, will my broken shoulder pads to Bob Jackson. Elaine Gibboney, will my old bottle of perox' ide to Cheryl Brockman. I, I, Ervin Anderson, will my two trombones to jerry Furrow and Connie Snyder. Wc, jerry Cranor, Fred Besch, Susan Hoover, joe Cranor, and Regina Lampman, will our acting abilities to Grover Becker, Russel Cooper, Curt Bryant, and Pat North. I, Bob Lee, will my ability to stay in the Boy Scouts to Max Beck and Tom Schornak. We, Lorine Barton, Barbara Gorman, Ann Buchanan, Pat Strader, Ronnie De Hays, Joe Hart, Bob Turner, and Richard Koch, will our extraordinary heights to ,lim Boyer, Bill Brown, Jim Schneck, Paul Utz, jack Prugh, jane Akers, Royce Collins, and .loc Swartz. We, Sue Miller, ,loan Moore, Mary Szabo, jackie Sullivan, and Barbara Wegiier, will our short statures to Ellen Koch, Eunice Whit' ridge, Caryl Butterbaugh, and Ann Hamlin. We, Judie Finfrock, Dea Rae Dunn, Wanda Myers, Jack Harley, and Helene Theodoras, will our driving abilities to Pat Atkins, Preshia Weeks, Mary Helen Swartz, Kath' erine Maupin, Delores Spitzer, and Beverly Utz. I, Dick Clark, will my build to Barbara jones. I, Dale Boyer, will my plug of tobacco to Carol Shanahan. We, David Huff, Delores Smith, Iris Snyder, and David Esposito, will our knowledge of drums to Tom Hurless, jerry Dornbush, Ralph Strunks, and Carol Moore. We, Carolyn Knotts and Nora Workman, will our used batons to Bill Bahr, Bob Ankney, Jim Michael, and Dick Biarton. We, Ann Noffsinger, Shirley Pennington, Paul Vance, and Shirley Trent, will our knowledge of marching in the band to Sandra Riley, Mary Gail Borchers, Mary Lou Macy, and Faye Freeman. We, john Lampman, Thomas Smith, and Charles Moore, will our hot rods to Nedra Scheer, Roberta Grput, and David Brusman. We, Butch Wead, Dale Anderson, Phil Sipe, and Russel Clagett, will our engineers' hats to Beverly Brown, Shirley Coons, Gloria Curtis, and Mary Surrell. I Benny Barnhart, will my collection of Hoff s ror comic books to Carol Brush. I Francis Van Zant, will my curley hair to Bill Hess. I Larry Rea, will my ability to laugh so hard to ,loan Bradford. I jack French, will my telescope to jerry Ritchie. I Bob Moore, will my old cowboy equipment to jean Sullivan. I Dick Musick, will the majorette boots that s 1 s 9 s were willed to me last year to Gene Trimbach. We, Bob Rosener and jack Swartzel, will our middle names to Pat Wolfe. I Donna Ullery, will my place on the girls bowling team to Chuck Wilkerson. I Polly Welch, will my quiet voice to Carol Favor. I Mildred Warner, will my grey hairs to Bev' erly Moulton and Pat Truitt. I, jim Thomas, will my ability to play the banjo to Mary Schwartz. I ,lack Butler, will all my eoon dogs to Julia Hudson. I, Doris Francis, will my Sax's spit valve to David Rardain. I Margie Fultz, will my ability to get to school on time to Onion Workman. We, johnny Sizemore and Sandy Myers, will our accents to Gene Mountain and Kay Martin. We, Pat Usalis and Sarah Warver will our sixty WPM pins to Bill McCabe. Item III We hereby set aside this space for the three that led us through our Hnal and last of the twelve years-Miss Lillian Sienkowski, Mr. Ed- ward Casebolt, and Mr. james Hopkins. They were the ones who kept reminding us, that our goal was not so far ahead that it could not be obtained. We want to thank them for all they have done for us. We shall remember this year forever. s 9 1 s s Item IV Signed, declared, and published by us, the Senior Class of '53 this twentyfninth day of May, nineteen hundred and fiftyfthree A. D. Item V We, Lora Lu and Nancy, hereby set our seal to this document. X

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PRDPHECY The year of 1980 and the members of the 1953 class of Butler graduates are gathering to witness the grand opening of the i'Flying Saucer Club, owned and operated by Gary Howe, the overfnight billionaire, Gary made his wealth by selling all day suckers on a commission basis. Providing the music for this occasion is the orchestra, co-owned by Helene Theodoras and Doris Francis, The Tuncless Tunes. The orchestra personnel are David Huff, drummer, Dale Anderson and Paul Vance, trumpeters, Mary Ann Szabo, pianist, Phil Sipe, clarinctist, judy Finfrock and Shirley Trent, saxophones. Mary Ann also tunes pianos as a sidefline. Among the alumni here tonight is Dick Clark, commissioner of the Census Bureau. Dick ref vealed in his latest report that Vandalia has reached the illllfiifllil population mark. Dale Boyer, head waiter at the club, is an' nouncing the guests as they enter tonight. Here come some of the celebrated guests now! The first ones to enter are the members of the mothers club of which Juanita McWain is presi- dent. Other members of the club are Alice Peterson, Sue Smith, Jeanne Bundy, Norma Zimmer, and Beverly Dunn. Entering now is Bob Lee, famed actor who is playing the lead of Macbeth, which is opening in Flatbush junction next week. Playing the parts of the apparitions arc Johnny Sizemore, apparition: Russel Clagget, the third apparition, and Thomas Smith, the fourth apparition. Two of the Butler Alumni, Francis Van Zant and Wilmer Wead, have found that they canit borrow money from midgets because they are short themselves. Susan Hoover, the most famous interior dec' orator, assisted by Dea Rae Dunn, Jackie Sulli- van, Betty jones, Pat Usalis and Pat Strader. have decorated this spacious establishment in blue and white, the class colors of their senior year at Butler, for this auspicious occasion. Here come Joe Hart and Bob Rosener, travelf ing salesmen, who have just recently returned from Upper Slobovia, located near Lower Slof bovia, where they have sold over twenty thouf sand Slopfovcrfua Sweaters to the ferocious cannibals living there. These sweaters were ex' clusively designed by Delores Smith. Donna Ullery and Elaine Gibboney. Local inhabitants here this evening are Ann Noffsinger, editor of the city newspaper, and her staif, Polly Welch, assistant editor: Bob Moore, business manager? Mildred Warner, Lorine Barton, Bob Turner, Larry Rea, and Ben Barnhart, reporters. David Esposito, proprietor of F.ssy's Spa' ghetti Spot, is also here tonight. He is re- nowned for his special double deck spaghetti sandwiches with one meat ball and a toothpick. There is a great market for the new type of fluorescent lipstick that Dick Koch and jerry Cranor, world renowned scientists, have recently invented. Production has soared skyfhigh since Wanda Myers and Sarah Warner have been selling it to the Ubangis in the African jungles. Sara Lemon, Shirley Pennington and Barbara Wegner. head cooks at the Flying Saucer Club have just entered from the kitchen with the main dish for tonight's dinner. The food being served is chocolate covered blubber balls with mushroom sauce originated by joan Moore. It has really hit the country with a bang! The orchestra has just struck up one of Ervin Anderson's new compositions, Walking My Poodle Back Home. Twenty of his songs have reached the top, but probably the most out' standing hit was Because of YoufAll.'i It was published in the South of course. First on the entertainment program for to' night are The Four jacks, vocalist quartet consisting of jack French, bass: Jack Harley, baritone: Jack Butler, tenor, and jack Swartzel, tenor. As the orchestra strikes up with a bouncy melody, the eight gorgeous Wreckits, successors of the Rockettes, appear on the stage. Regina Lampman, Carolyn Knotts, Nora Workman, Barbara Gorman, Margie Fultz, Sandra Myers, and Nancy Orput are going into their routine. Attracted inside by these beauties are John Lampman Ronnie DeHays, and Dick Musick, coaches of leading universities throughout the country. The orchestra has stopped and it has been announced that the President of the United States, Joe Cranor, has just arrived. His long limosene, chaulfered by Fred Besch has just been parked outside the door. Leading the way for the president are several of his cabinet members, Secretary of State, Iris Snyderg Secretary of Treasury, Lora Grimes, Secretary of Labor, Charles Mooreg Attorney General, Pat Matson: Post Mistress General, Ann Buchanan. Other cabinet members were unable to accompany the president. President Cranor said that Sue Miller, treas' urer of the United States, had just gone to the races. It was her last chance to make the books balance. The arrival of the President of the United States has made this gathering tonight complete. As the strains of Auld Lang Syne fill the room, it is certain that this will be an evening for everyone to remember.