Business High School - Commercial Record Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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.nb TIIIJ I'0.lIMERCIAL RECORD .fl-B-11 Jacob C7lI?l'l1Cll7,, 10-A-.Zo .Xu 1-arly hiry gc-ts a worm, hut a latc- STUDENT VS AUTOMOBILE 1-liie-kc-11 gc-ts a tardy mark. IF:- .lohu Sliarlu-, Sl-li-ll's liihlc- studc-ut, has a WOlltl0l'l Nl vom-aluilary, duo to road- iug' thc- liihlc-. lvllllll Miss Mvllown-ll's rc-q uc-st lor a st-11t1-11vo with glad as au adjc-vtivc-, .lohu prouiptly rosm- Zllltl gava- tlu- shm I l l, Int 'l10l't -ar not lor l hriug' yt- glad tidiu--'s ol' ,Q,'rc-at 'ov. s ., . . t'UllOWlllQ,'I--Tlli' augc-l said to thc- illrlrfff--Uli my 1-oat is lull ot' fuzz, it .llrl vatm-lu-s 1-vc-rytliiugx it has 1-auglit thc- Illl'2lSli'S or whoop- iug' 1-ouglif. rin--You klillllt' 1111-au to tc-ll Illl' that Ifosf--Havo yo11 Zlllj' iuvisilmlc- liairpius? You arc- failing, you art- ll0t hitting ou all XOUI' Cj'llllClC'1'5Q You 1-au't get up thc- hill on high, shift to sec-oudg You aro tl, litth- be-liiud, give her more S353 Hard work is a big hill, thi11k of thc- llUXVll grade- ou the other sideg Au E is a blowout, you can patch it up with extra studyg You spec-d, you will uot he arrc-stc-dg You slow up, you XVILL FAILQ You cau't gc-t your work, you should have your iuavliiiie oyc-rl1a11lc-d. -l flgYf'N- THE TEACHER :- lfosvflu-t 1111- sc-0 tllK'Il1. lffzlplf-Miss Xlldllilllll, dom-s it lllll't to A wo1'k a lll'UlJlUlll this way? tSll0Wll1g' tht- way.l .lli Y' ' ss A mnzunu-Noi lt doc-s not hurt, hut it is i111'o1'1'1-vt. . , . . F., . . . f lI'lH uauu- who rm-ports 111 tl-li-ll, ls Auua XwlSllilllSllillS. Sounds a good 'N dc-al likc- Rliiuovt-ros, doc-su't it. .l,l2l1l 'llt'01', did l 11ot sc-0 vou sittiuv' Ull P- . C1 that youug' lll2llllS lap XVl1l'll I passt-d thc- parlor door last ui--'l1t? ' ,1 11 Y1-s, aud it was vc-ry t'llllJZl1'l'2lSSlllg. Ht wish You had not told 1111- to. auytliiug' ol' thc- kiud. mod llc-avm-us, l llK'X'l'l' told X011 to do You did, you told 1111- that il' lu- at- t1-1111-t1-d to gc-t Sl'lltllIll'llttll, l must sit Ull him. 'lllllx llll1lQ'l't ol' Hlll' vlass. Nathau Sro- lovitz. Tho vhattf-r hox ol' tl-li-ll, Halph Zau- grrillo. WAX'l'ElJ Y Y l l Souix-tliiug' to malu- liarl Lauer grow. XXI11-11 Miss Wilson askod lor two strong' boys to 1-arry up hc-r supplivs, wh y did liarl liillllxl' aud ,Xlhc-rt NYoll'c- put up thc-ir haudsf lVill rc-uiovv carhou 'l'l'0Il1 vyliudc-rsg NYill tc-avh you l1ow to shift gt-ars proporlyg NVill furnish X011 witl1 more gasoline-5 lVill show yo11 thc- houlc-vard that fol- lows hard workg NVill he-lp X011 patvli il hlowoutg NYill show yo11 how to gatlu-r spot-dg lVill lic-lp yo11 to avoid stalling your c-ugiuog XYill 'XVILLINGLY overhaul your ma- chiuo. 1EMEMl3ER1:- A llliltllllli' rospouds to thc- t1'l'2!tIlll'llt it 1-01-eivc-sg C2l1'0l'll1l study aud hard itaithful pri-- paratiou will put X011 through ou highgg l Il1ClllfC1'Ql1t study aud work will stall your Q1lg'll1CQ A solt'-starter save-s time-, aud tiuu- is mom-yg The host gasolium- to use is hard workg The best oil to use is appliaiicc- ol' 1-ouimou st-use-3 You arc- tlll autouiohilc of lifcg Carlc-ssuc-ss 1-ausm-s Qiigiuv tl'0llllli'. DONT HE AFHAIIJ UF OYEII- HEATING OR 0YEH'l'AXING YOUR ENGINE I

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TIIE COMMERCIAL RECORD 55 A boy asked his mother if he could go to the picture show? lVho do you want to see? asked his mother. Rudolph Vaseline, answered the boy. What fruit is on a penny? .-1 nts irc r-D ate. Teacher-Mieliael what is an indefinite pronoun. tMichael is staring steadi- ly downward apparently looking on the floor and not hearing the questionj Teacher-NVell Michael, is it gold you up are hunting for. Miss Mahal.:-XVl1at kind of a noun is toes? Bcrnnrfl Muitur-Toes is a collective noun. Helen-Fatlier, what's the difference bc- tween ammonia and pneumonia? Father-One is found in bottles and the other is in the chest. Returning from school one day a little girl proudly informed her mother that she had learned to punctuate. You see mother, she said, when you write hark, you put a hat pin after it, but when you ask a ques- tion you put a button hook. ,Inna McCuu'lcy-W'l1ere do you begin, at the beginning of a paragraph UI at the end of a paragraph? .lliss Schwartz-YVl1at a1'e you, a China- man? IjfilllClilllll-xvlllljll is the strongest CRIB' in the week? Student-Suiiday. Prir1c1'pal-W'l1y'? .. Monday, Tuesday, Stuelcnt-Because Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, an-l Saturday are week days. 9-B-10 .lritlimetic teacher to class-XYl1at was going through your heads? Pupil-Qunconsciouslyj Nothing. Jlarynrct-I don't know what to wear for Halloween. fl1!lI'f'l1Pl'--hYZlSll your l'ace and no one will know you. Run for your lives. l can hear tln roar ot' cannons. XVhat can it be? Oh, that's only the girls going our lor gym. ll'z'fc--T110 maid puts her whole heart into her cooking. Husbancl-Tlieii she must have been heavy-hearted when she made tuis cake. The man trying to figure out his over- head expenses must be always think- ing of haircuts. You can always tell a Business lligh School graduate-but you can't tcll him much. Custmner fu waiter in Restaurant--.X little bird told me that this cuftcc isn't any good. lVuz'tcr-It must have been a swallow. Mike-Pat, do you understand French? Pat--Sure, if it's spoken in Irish. Lore is the tickling sensation ol' onc's heart and the ruination of a pock- etbook. She- I would like to see you kiss me again. llc- XVell, keep your eyes open this time. John-I want some shoes. I lIl'l'liT-Xhrllilt number ? John-Two, what do you think l am. a centipede '? Blessed is he who expects to llunk l'or he shall not be dissappointed. llc---Was your grandma angry because you didn't get home until 2 A. M.? l didn't wait until she got home to find out.

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University of Pittsburgh SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS University courses combining liberal culture, broad training for citizenship and special training for busi- ness careers. Evening school of Accounts and Finance offering courses of university grade in Ac- countancy, Business Management, Banking, Insurance, Journalism, Etc. Chamber of Commerce Building 7th Avenue and Smithfield Street FOR BULLETIN OR OTHER INFORMATION ADDRESS ' J . G . Q U I C K Registrar of the University Bigelow Boulevard ' Pittsburgh llllllll llllllllllllllIllllllllllillllllllllllllll lulllllllllllllllllllllllnllll gl IIIIlIIIIllIIHHHIIllllllIIllllllIlllllllllllllllllIIlllIIllllllIllllllllllllilllllllllllllllIlIlllllllIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIll!IIllllllIIllll!!IIlllllI!IlllllIIIIIlllIIlllH1IIllllllI!IIIIIIIHIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIHHllllIllllllllillllllllllg E me .MAKERS OF FINE TDRINTING l lie Crescent Press g Tliirci Floor Arrott Power Bldg. No. 1 2 Bell Teleplwone Smitliflelcl 299 This issue of lbe E Commercial Record E 5 I D made al our Press S Q E E 5 E ElllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilillIllllllllllllllIlllllllllIllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllIIllIlllllIIlllIIllllillllllllllllilllllllilllllliIIIIIHIIIllllIIIIIIIlililllillllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIWIE