Business High School - Commercial Record Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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TIIE COMMERCIAL RECORD 55 A boy asked his mother if he could go to the picture show? lVho do you want to see? asked his mother. Rudolph Vaseline, answered the boy. What fruit is on a penny? .-1 nts irc r-D ate. Teacher-Mieliael what is an indefinite pronoun. tMichael is staring steadi- ly downward apparently looking on the floor and not hearing the questionj Teacher-NVell Michael, is it gold you up are hunting for. Miss Mahal.:-XVl1at kind of a noun is toes? Bcrnnrfl Muitur-Toes is a collective noun. Helen-Fatlier, what's the difference bc- tween ammonia and pneumonia? Father-One is found in bottles and the other is in the chest. Returning from school one day a little girl proudly informed her mother that she had learned to punctuate. You see mother, she said, when you write hark, you put a hat pin after it, but when you ask a ques- tion you put a button hook. ,Inna McCuu'lcy-W'l1ere do you begin, at the beginning of a paragraph UI at the end of a paragraph? .lliss Schwartz-YVl1at a1'e you, a China- man? IjfilllClilllll-xvlllljll is the strongest CRIB' in the week? Student-Suiiday. Prir1c1'pal-W'l1y'? .. Monday, Tuesday, Stuelcnt-Because Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, an-l Saturday are week days. 9-B-10 .lritlimetic teacher to class-XYl1at was going through your heads? Pupil-Qunconsciouslyj Nothing. Jlarynrct-I don't know what to wear for Halloween. fl1!lI'f'l1Pl'--hYZlSll your l'ace and no one will know you. Run for your lives. l can hear tln roar ot' cannons. XVhat can it be? Oh, that's only the girls going our lor gym. ll'z'fc--T110 maid puts her whole heart into her cooking. Husbancl-Tlieii she must have been heavy-hearted when she made tuis cake. The man trying to figure out his over- head expenses must be always think- ing of haircuts. You can always tell a Business lligh School graduate-but you can't tcll him much. Custmner fu waiter in Restaurant--.X little bird told me that this cuftcc isn't any good. lVuz'tcr-It must have been a swallow. Mike-Pat, do you understand French? Pat--Sure, if it's spoken in Irish. Lore is the tickling sensation ol' onc's heart and the ruination of a pock- etbook. She- I would like to see you kiss me again. llc- XVell, keep your eyes open this time. John-I want some shoes. I lIl'l'liT-Xhrllilt number ? John-Two, what do you think l am. a centipede '? Blessed is he who expects to llunk l'or he shall not be dissappointed. llc---Was your grandma angry because you didn't get home until 2 A. M.? l didn't wait until she got home to find out.

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THE COJlMEIff'IAL RECORD -ga xx ' . - All Work Guaranteed. Ma.: ?'l'lg31m 1 5?12tSj Penn Upholstering Company 1'PIllll,S'l'ERING, Fl'HNITI'R1s HHPAIRINQ: f .md m+:FIN1s1I1Nu Also VUIAJNI.-Xl. AN'l'IQl'E Fl'RNl'l'l'RE :incl PIANOS MIRRORS RESIIIVICRED. MA'l 1'RESSl41S MADE TU ORDER AND RENEWED Hell Phone:-Fisk 1-158-J. 4211 Penn Avenue, PITTSBURGH, PA. A. H. KLING Paint - HARDWVARE - Glass House .F111'11ISI1II1g' Goods 2824 CHARTIERS AVENUE, CORLISS STATTON Walnut 1836 Pittsburgh, Pa. Oilice Hours 9:00 A. M. to 8:00 P. M. Phone:-Grant 841-R DR. F. C. WILLIAMS OPTOMETRIST SPECIALIST Hypermetropia, Myopia, Heterophol-ia8zAstigmatism-, Scientilically Couected. 2137 l.'011'r1'o Avo. Pittsburgh, Pu. Both Pllonesrf I I I I H. LANGER IVlmIfsf1I0 cf' Hefail l1Rlll.'l'lRIl1IS, MEATS K PoI'I,'l'RY 2118 Wylie Ave. 2125 Wylie Ave. Emmett and VJadswo1th Sts. PITTSBURGH, PA. AMERICAN CLEANING AND TAILORING CO. AMERll.'A'S SVPREME CLICANICIRS AND DYICRS Hur IllUll0l'1l llolivvry SYSICIII calls for and clelivors your work :nt tho time you request. Call Fisk 1944 4819 Penn Ave. Im' l'1'n1m f'mu's SIITIITUPS and Sorln llfzlfm' M. MANDELL l.'o11l'0ctio11e1'y and Lunvh Room Fullelton Stleet and Bedford Ave.1ue School Nllpplic.-4 S11mlu'1Cl1 PN and Hof C'off'fw' f onzplitn11'nf.w of NATHANSON BROTHERS 'VHRIQE wrt mms 2905 l'l'l1ll'l' 1518 Ulllllill' 1639 Pride Street

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.nb TIIIJ I'0.lIMERCIAL RECORD .fl-B-11 Jacob C7lI?l'l1Cll7,, 10-A-.Zo .Xu 1-arly hiry gc-ts a worm, hut a latc- STUDENT VS AUTOMOBILE 1-liie-kc-11 gc-ts a tardy mark. IF:- .lohu Sliarlu-, Sl-li-ll's liihlc- studc-ut, has a WOlltl0l'l Nl vom-aluilary, duo to road- iug' thc- liihlc-. lvllllll Miss Mvllown-ll's rc-q uc-st lor a st-11t1-11vo with glad as au adjc-vtivc-, .lohu prouiptly rosm- Zllltl gava- tlu- shm I l l, Int 'l10l't -ar not lor l hriug' yt- glad tidiu--'s ol' ,Q,'rc-at 'ov. s ., . . t'UllOWlllQ,'I--Tlli' augc-l said to thc- illrlrfff--Uli my 1-oat is lull ot' fuzz, it .llrl vatm-lu-s 1-vc-rytliiugx it has 1-auglit thc- Illl'2lSli'S or whoop- iug' 1-ouglif. rin--You klillllt' 1111-au to tc-ll Illl' that Ifosf--Havo yo11 Zlllj' iuvisilmlc- liairpius? You arc- failing, you art- ll0t hitting ou all XOUI' Cj'llllClC'1'5Q You 1-au't get up thc- hill on high, shift to sec-oudg You aro tl, litth- be-liiud, give her more S353 Hard work is a big hill, thi11k of thc- llUXVll grade- ou the other sideg Au E is a blowout, you can patch it up with extra studyg You spec-d, you will uot he arrc-stc-dg You slow up, you XVILL FAILQ You cau't gc-t your work, you should have your iuavliiiie oyc-rl1a11lc-d. -l flgYf'N- THE TEACHER :- lfosvflu-t 1111- sc-0 tllK'Il1. lffzlplf-Miss Xlldllilllll, dom-s it lllll't to A wo1'k a lll'UlJlUlll this way? tSll0Wll1g' tht- way.l .lli Y' ' ss A mnzunu-Noi lt doc-s not hurt, hut it is i111'o1'1'1-vt. . , . . F., . . . f lI'lH uauu- who rm-ports 111 tl-li-ll, ls Auua XwlSllilllSllillS. Sounds a good 'N dc-al likc- Rliiuovt-ros, doc-su't it. .l,l2l1l 'llt'01', did l 11ot sc-0 vou sittiuv' Ull P- . C1 that youug' lll2llllS lap XVl1l'll I passt-d thc- parlor door last ui--'l1t? ' ,1 11 Y1-s, aud it was vc-ry t'llllJZl1'l'2lSSlllg. Ht wish You had not told 1111- to. auytliiug' ol' thc- kiud. mod llc-avm-us, l llK'X'l'l' told X011 to do You did, you told 1111- that il' lu- at- t1-1111-t1-d to gc-t Sl'lltllIll'llttll, l must sit Ull him. 'lllllx llll1lQ'l't ol' Hlll' vlass. Nathau Sro- lovitz. Tho vhattf-r hox ol' tl-li-ll, Halph Zau- grrillo. WAX'l'ElJ Y Y l l Souix-tliiug' to malu- liarl Lauer grow. XXI11-11 Miss Wilson askod lor two strong' boys to 1-arry up hc-r supplivs, wh y did liarl liillllxl' aud ,Xlhc-rt NYoll'c- put up thc-ir haudsf lVill rc-uiovv carhou 'l'l'0Il1 vyliudc-rsg NYill tc-avh you l1ow to shift gt-ars proporlyg NVill furnish X011 witl1 more gasoline-5 lVill show yo11 thc- houlc-vard that fol- lows hard workg NVill he-lp X011 patvli il hlowoutg NYill show yo11 how to gatlu-r spot-dg lVill lic-lp yo11 to avoid stalling your c-ugiuog XYill 'XVILLINGLY overhaul your ma- chiuo. 1EMEMl3ER1:- A llliltllllli' rospouds to thc- t1'l'2!tIlll'llt it 1-01-eivc-sg C2l1'0l'll1l study aud hard itaithful pri-- paratiou will put X011 through ou highgg l Il1ClllfC1'Ql1t study aud work will stall your Q1lg'll1CQ A solt'-starter save-s time-, aud tiuu- is mom-yg The host gasolium- to use is hard workg The best oil to use is appliaiicc- ol' 1-ouimou st-use-3 You arc- tlll autouiohilc of lifcg Carlc-ssuc-ss 1-ausm-s Qiigiuv tl'0llllli'. DONT HE AFHAIIJ UF OYEII- HEATING OR 0YEH'l'AXING YOUR ENGINE I