Business High School - Commercial Record Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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THE COJlMEIff'IAL RECORD -ga xx ' . - All Work Guaranteed. Ma.: ?'l'lg31m 1 5?12tSj Penn Upholstering Company 1'PIllll,S'l'ERING, Fl'HNITI'R1s HHPAIRINQ: f .md m+:FIN1s1I1Nu Also VUIAJNI.-Xl. AN'l'IQl'E Fl'RNl'l'l'RE :incl PIANOS MIRRORS RESIIIVICRED. MA'l 1'RESSl41S MADE TU ORDER AND RENEWED Hell Phone:-Fisk 1-158-J. 4211 Penn Avenue, PITTSBURGH, PA. A. H. KLING Paint - HARDWVARE - Glass House .F111'11ISI1II1g' Goods 2824 CHARTIERS AVENUE, CORLISS STATTON Walnut 1836 Pittsburgh, Pa. Oilice Hours 9:00 A. M. to 8:00 P. M. Phone:-Grant 841-R DR. F. C. WILLIAMS OPTOMETRIST SPECIALIST Hypermetropia, Myopia, Heterophol-ia8zAstigmatism-, Scientilically Couected. 2137 l.'011'r1'o Avo. Pittsburgh, Pu. Both Pllonesrf I I I I H. LANGER IVlmIfsf1I0 cf' Hefail l1Rlll.'l'lRIl1IS, MEATS K PoI'I,'l'RY 2118 Wylie Ave. 2125 Wylie Ave. Emmett and VJadswo1th Sts. PITTSBURGH, PA. AMERICAN CLEANING AND TAILORING CO. AMERll.'A'S SVPREME CLICANICIRS AND DYICRS Hur IllUll0l'1l llolivvry SYSICIII calls for and clelivors your work :nt tho time you request. Call Fisk 1944 4819 Penn Ave. Im' l'1'n1m f'mu's SIITIITUPS and Sorln llfzlfm' M. MANDELL l.'o11l'0ctio11e1'y and Lunvh Room Fullelton Stleet and Bedford Ave.1ue School Nllpplic.-4 S11mlu'1Cl1 PN and Hof C'off'fw' f onzplitn11'nf.w of NATHANSON BROTHERS 'VHRIQE wrt mms 2905 l'l'l1ll'l' 1518 Ulllllill' 1639 Pride Street

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TIIE COMMERCIAL RECORD 55 A boy asked his mother if he could go to the picture show? lVho do you want to see? asked his mother. Rudolph Vaseline, answered the boy. What fruit is on a penny? .-1 nts irc r-D ate. Teacher-Mieliael what is an indefinite pronoun. tMichael is staring steadi- ly downward apparently looking on the floor and not hearing the questionj Teacher-NVell Michael, is it gold you up are hunting for. Miss Mahal.:-XVl1at kind of a noun is toes? Bcrnnrfl Muitur-Toes is a collective noun. Helen-Fatlier, what's the difference bc- tween ammonia and pneumonia? Father-One is found in bottles and the other is in the chest. Returning from school one day a little girl proudly informed her mother that she had learned to punctuate. You see mother, she said, when you write hark, you put a hat pin after it, but when you ask a ques- tion you put a button hook. ,Inna McCuu'lcy-W'l1ere do you begin, at the beginning of a paragraph UI at the end of a paragraph? .lliss Schwartz-YVl1at a1'e you, a China- man? IjfilllClilllll-xvlllljll is the strongest CRIB' in the week? Student-Suiiday. Prir1c1'pal-W'l1y'? .. Monday, Tuesday, Stuelcnt-Because Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, an-l Saturday are week days. 9-B-10 .lritlimetic teacher to class-XYl1at was going through your heads? Pupil-Qunconsciouslyj Nothing. Jlarynrct-I don't know what to wear for Halloween. fl1!lI'f'l1Pl'--hYZlSll your l'ace and no one will know you. Run for your lives. l can hear tln roar ot' cannons. XVhat can it be? Oh, that's only the girls going our lor gym. ll'z'fc--T110 maid puts her whole heart into her cooking. Husbancl-Tlieii she must have been heavy-hearted when she made tuis cake. The man trying to figure out his over- head expenses must be always think- ing of haircuts. You can always tell a Business lligh School graduate-but you can't tcll him much. Custmner fu waiter in Restaurant--.X little bird told me that this cuftcc isn't any good. lVuz'tcr-It must have been a swallow. Mike-Pat, do you understand French? Pat--Sure, if it's spoken in Irish. Lore is the tickling sensation ol' onc's heart and the ruination of a pock- etbook. She- I would like to see you kiss me again. llc- XVell, keep your eyes open this time. John-I want some shoes. I lIl'l'liT-Xhrllilt number ? John-Two, what do you think l am. a centipede '? Blessed is he who expects to llunk l'or he shall not be dissappointed. llc---Was your grandma angry because you didn't get home until 2 A. M.? l didn't wait until she got home to find out.