Business High School - Commercial Record Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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THE COJIJIERCIAL RECORD 7 I on t Read . 1115! Du it bettvr by pmctic-111g at home ent a ypewriter Four Jiffonzfzs for 58.00 uy a ypewriter Terms 33.00 per Jbfonth Xew and rebllilt typew1'ite1's of all makes. Guz11'zm'teed for 2 yezlrs. KEYSTONE TYPEWRITER SERVICE COMPANY 4234 14w011l'H1 Ave.. PitfSIJl11'g'11. I Court 260 Give us 21 C2111 tl1z1t's All

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T Il E C011 JI E If C I .1 L If If I' 0 Ii' ll 237 Miss IIVlllliIl4ffl'l'--'BIlSS Gibbs, how should stumps bo sent in a letter? Miss Gibbs-'l'l10y should bv wrnppvd in oil papa-r and put in :1 Vunillzi lrnanillzlj mivvlopv. Jfllllllitf-Iilll glad wo don't lluym- to tzlko showers. Ilvlrln-lV0ll, il' wv did just think ol' what wv would saw at homo. Don't look for lm-ntsl whvn you go to room 8g look for fnivkvlsl. Tho tl'2lllSl'l'l1DtS uro not so bud that thoy Cilllit bc- worso. Miss flvnningffl'-1during studyj NYho has un Ol'2lllg'0? Pupil-l lmyo. Jlliss 1ll'lH1ll1!ll'I'-fkl'U you outing it? Pupil--No, mum, l'in peeling' it. lVh0n tho boys ol' lll-B-5 Took tho npplos up to the Orphans they had il groat dvul ol' fun and ulso got out of Geography. Edu'rn'zZ---My pnpor run out. Miss Iflvnninyfwr-lVliy don't you shui the door? Tin' l'f'Hlllf of ll f-lllI1'1l'I'l-fliilljj I'I'I'UI'1lkllll thvy woro inurrivd und livvd happy, c-wil uftvr. XYln-n it vom:-s to making A's in Trun- svripts, lll-li-5 talks with un impo- dilnont in its speech. fl-Is' girl tn Miss II1'm1ir1gf'r-Aw you Frivndship tozwliw? 51-A-1 Tl'llf'Ill'l'-Jflllll, what probh-ms lmvv wo for tOIY'lOl'1'0W? .loln1FlAl'tv1' walking' upl Yvs sir. Fzllllw'-M:11'y, who wus with you lust night? illurqzf--Oli! just n 4-ollogv girl l'ri0nd ol' mine. l 11tl10r--NVQ-ll tho nvxt Timo you sc-0 hor toll hor that shv lofi hvr pipv on thc- pizino stool. T1'111'l10r-A vout vost Sill? :ind tha- vc-st cost HVZ1 lt-ss than 'rho vonf. llow rnuvh did thc- vvst vost? l'np1'lvf-Brit, wln-ro doc-s tho punts vomi- in? 7'l'flClll'I'1'1llll'll zlround tln-ro, or l will knovk your block fc-n ruilos bc-yond tho Ohio Rivor, that you will spvnd 'rho rost ol your lifv hunting l'or it. lfnbwrl fo ll'1'llf11m-Goo! l :nn hungry for ai drink. TI'fll'1II'l'1XVll2lt is tux inndi- for? l'11pil--Of' coursv, To hold thi- vurpvt down. I'irc'1l.w IIlIIlIlIfj!'I -SHIllllil, do you wzlnt u job? bvlllilbflg-X705 sir, what doing? Cl'I'l'llS nzrmnge1'--Fooding' lions. Srurzbns-l don't fc-el likv working' now. f'liI'!'IlN nzromycz'-Tlioy' won't hurt you, thoy we-rv raised on n bottlv. Sunzlm--1 know boss, so wus l, but l val nwut now. Tlmmrrsf'Yo11r should:-rs urv likv il typif- writvr. --l !frf'rl--lVl1y 'Y YVIUNIKIN-7lgi'l'2ll1Sl' thi-y :Irv both llndor- wood. llililllifllll--Xvllilf tiniv is it? I?olu'1'l-l iltvvn lninnfos to one. llvIiHll1IIlA-XYUIII' wntvh is, vruzy. Ifnbrfriglt is not, 1-:nfl you hour Thi' whisflvs ring'ing'? SfllllllfllfiXvlllll' playing' bziskvllmllj , ' . . . Iwo. I would lmro puf that in il l wouldn't huvv niissod tho lmnslivf. .lnhn-f.Xro you going' to ridv honu' to- day? Ilnrryf- Yos, on thc- shou loutllor 1-xprvss. l'rf1'rfs1l44-l'o1'o flu- fm-sf in sliorthzlndj Arm' you 2lllUXYi'4l to ninko ai hundrod. Y'r'r1r'lf1'r'---Yos.

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-VJ rar COMMERC 0-A-2 Sometlzfing unusual-A pretty girl stand- ing in a street car. A little boy who was in a 95 car and was aeeustomed to going home in a 71 car said-Mother, this car ain't like a 71. lllother-NVl1y Sonny, it is made the same. Son-Yes, but the numbers a1'e different. Our First Report Cards. Norma-I think Mr. Kingsley is a good teacher. Anna--For' what do you have him? Norma-For study. Teaclzfer--Try not to use any slang ex- pressions. Pupil-Tl1at's what I say. Anna-XVl1at is the largest sea animal? Norma-A United States Boat. Miss Moore tto 9-A-21-Do not slaughter your typewriting or you will have to pay a penalty. Helen-treading paper at lunch timel Oh! Look! Heavy linen only 345.25 a yard. Bright girl-I wonder how much it weighs. Elderly man-I beg your pardon my little man, I didn't mean to tread on your toes. Little mlm--Oh, it's nothing, mister, I tramp on them myself. A woman stepped on the ear and drop- ped a clothes-pin into the Pay as you enter box. The conductor immediately inquired into the matter. The 'woman repliecl- Wlell, what's the matter with it? The grocery man told me that it was good ou any line. Fair but false-A pretty girl when she's made up. IAL Rreokn 9 An old coquette, looking into her glass. and seeing her wrinkles cried, This new glass is not worth a cent. They cannot make mirrors as well as they used to do. T!'!lL'lll'I'-hvlltll' does facility nu-an, Sam? Sunz-Pertaining to the face. Jliss ,llclionalzl-NYhat does punctu- ality mean, Samuel K? i5'lllIIll!'f'Ai'l ot' punctuatiug. Young fellow-tto girl who was singingj Say, Mary do you know how to throw your yoiee? lllary-ttrying to convince him she was cleverl Why sure I can. Young fellow-lVell then throw it out of the window. fl-rl-3 E. Sllld-Hhvllilt is wrong with John Logan today? Brill-He swallowed a buttalo nickel and it's kicking. Mr. Silfllfllfl'-hlH1'lilll, what is your Arith- metic about today? Marian-Page 188. Mr. Slllllllfl'-hVll2'll'.S on page lt4?-5? Marim:-Problems. Soplionzorz' to l'TI'l'.9lll.l'--iiDfD you think you will pass in type ? I resliie-- lYliy'? Sopliomore-W You have to write fifteen words with live or fewer errors. F I'l?8lIl'0--uhvllilt! Then I wou't pass! The Hemmington doc-sn't go last enough. Miss Scott keeps one on top. Miss Moore lets no one become poor. Mr. Snyder teaches one to weave answers like a spider. Mr. llenuing, about his good-natured chuckle, there's no use peuning. Miss Mcllouald. who teaches shorthand. is a marvel in that land. Miss Neiman, while spelling, is always so compelling.