Business High School - Commercial Record Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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THE COMMERCIAL RECORD ATLL SAY IT'S FUN O join a world brotherhood-an organization of about two niillions of boys and men in the United States and countries throughout the world banded to gether to secure an all-round tlevelopinent of body. niind and spirit. Various gyninasiuin classes, athetic contests, evening educational classes. bible study and discussion groups and social evenings are enjoyed by large numbers of young men. You can enjoy all these privileges at the Central Young lVIen's Christian Association. flnnual Rules Ages 16 to 17 ., cc,cc.,..,cc.c SF 6.00 Ages 18 to 20 ....... ,...cic,...... SP 8.00 Ages 21 K over ....,,. c..,c,cc.,c,. FF 10.00 DIEGE 85 CLI J T IF IVE MADE IT, IT'S RIGHT CLASS RINGS, PINS MEDALS and CUPS FRATERNITY PINS Oliver Building PITTSBURGH Phone, Grant 307

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T11 E C0M1lIERl,'Ii-1 L If If V0 If D ill I0-H-5' .lliss Ii0Ill!'.lliuIJ0ll2l, van you 1-xplain what stratogy moans ? Lena- XVl1011 you run out ot' ammuni- tion and you clon't want tho vnvmy to know it, it's strata-gy to koop right o11 firing. I rc'sl1i1' tlost in tho hall and lato for 1-lassl- How van l got out ot' lioro in a l1L11'l'y'? Sl'l1fIll'-HSll0llt 'Iolorray for Ralston! ' 17 Jlr. Nivlzols- Birds, animals, and poo- plo got thoir namvs from thoir voicos, actions, or profession. For instanvo tho porson nanu-tl Smith known that SOIIl0NVllt'1'0 during tho past aggvs his anvostors worm- hlavk- smiths or workors in me-tal. .llar.r11o'v1'- Oli, go toll that to Eloanor Crook l .'1llHlUlt'lj-uhvllj' is our civic vluh presi- dent like Bluvlx-a1'd? Sanz- I don't know. Willy? A-lnIlzrnzf-UA Bluclward had many wives and Clu--rnolt has many p1'osiclo11vios. Jlr. 0'1Ir'll- Now, stiulc-nts, look at the hoard and 1 will run through it quickly! tsomo athlvtvl An inscription on Miss Coolvy's hoard. ltltlfk class in spa-lling. 10-li-l 10092 to the had. lt!-li-fi ltlflq, to tho good. llliss lIc'rri0!f-tstancling in annox hall during' i'l12lllg'l' ol 4-lassosj Girls, it' you all stanfl hc-ro how will tho rost ot' You got tllI'01lU'l1?ii . P' Jllr. .Yfl'lIl!lN-hhvlllll' l'0l14llll't is simply disg1'zu-ol'ul. l want you all to quit talking' whon l am ahsm-nt. I want you all to l'l'l 0l'Il1. Rc-l'orm, l say! I want rotorm! 1 want- Timizl l'lllL'C- i'lll0l'0l'0l'Ill.H G01'fr1ffIc-Qpointing' to a ll'ftl'l' writton on thc' hoard and spoaking' to Miss llonningvrl Sho ls-l't you out! lll'lll Ij-nxvllilt var do you riclo in tho most? I Ior'mzc'r- XYhy, twin l'lQ.fllilu tl ranks- town.l WANTED 2- An olvvator to run from tho tirst to tho tourth floor. Tho 3:15 hell to ring oarly just om-4-. A studont who van makv an A in 1-rc-ry suhjc-ct. A living, roliahlo vm-yvlopomlia. A truck to bring liusinoss lligh Stud:-nts up tho hill. A pupil who van rl-acl l'Yl'l'ytlllllg tliv- tatod by Miss Cooloy. ' A vlovk that mlovsn't go fast during' tho lunc-h pm-rioml. A tm-ac-lim' who van't writv an E. Jll'IIl'fl-'ihvllixll is a longhand quivkvr and moro acvuratc' than short- hand? .llrlbelshl 1lon't know. 1Il'HI ljf'iXYlIl'll it is on a 1-lovk. ulilll fast, vriml tht- swm-ot young' thing as sho 4-aught hor clrc-ss on a nail. llavo you 1-wr soon a hoarrl walk? Haro you 1-vor sm-on a hrivk stop! lt so, let us som- you show sonu- pup. Firs! .5'Iurlwfl- Say Sarah, l jllsi saw you clu-ating. .S'w'fnul iS'l1nlr'nlf fll1, no you mlimln't, l was just vopying om- ol' ,lolm's IDl'0lDll'lll5.H 1'w1r'l101'-'Blolmny do you know ol' an animal that has longw-r lm-gs :u-t-orml- mg to tht- sm- ol its hotly than u mosquito? -lulfnn-11- Yi-s, Mr. Nix-hols. ffl-If-I First 5iflIIll'Ill-uhxillj' is it that Ill: Snymlor sc-1-ms too hot SUllll'illll4's.H .N'z'1'rnnl Nllulmfl -s l4m'c:i11so lu- rc-mimls ouo ol' Sllyilltlgs t'atsup. TI'llf'lll'I'-HXYlll'l'0 we-ro you horn Klury. ' .lfllfllls- lil Klvlioosport, anal wha-n I was 10 roars ol' ago l 4-:mio to .Xnu-rival.

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THE COMMERCIAL RECORD 33 Joe- Two burglars entered and the eloek struek one. Peg- lVhieh one? Digniifierl Senior Gentleman- A Kiss is the language of love. Business High, Flapper- VVell, for heaven's sake, say something. .LllI'l.lil'-Hhxlllflt two fruits grow best to- getherll' George- A date and a peat-li. Older Brother- Ask father it' we ean go!! Ymnzgesf Brother- No, you ask him- you have known him longer. Pupil given a question in Geography. Wl1at did Commercial Geography mean to the American Savage? Girl whispers over to her- Trade with the tribes. Pupil receiving the answer writes on paper- Trained with triumph. Miss H67l7li7lg6T-KKJ0llll, I don't believe you read very much. Am I right? John-- Not all the time. Miss Cooley believes in reading short- hand before you write it, but she has a hard time getting the 10-B Students to believe it. Mr. Nichols-Henry, what is a eow's skin used for? H enry-It's used to keep the eow's meat 111. Teacher- James, can you tell me how iron was tirst discovered? James- I heard my father say that they smelt it. 77 Mr Zook-How many sides has a square? Pupil-Four. Mr. Zooliz--And a hexagon? Pupil-Six. Mr. Zook--And an Octagon? Pupil-Eight. Mr. Zook-And a circle? Pupil-Two Sir! lllr. Zoolr-lvllatl Pupil-Yes, Sir, two-inside and out- side. The only way some men ean get ahead is to raise eabbage. First Slzulenf--ll'l1y do the leaves on the trees turn red in the fall? Serum! Stiulenf-I don't know. NYhy do they? First Sluclent-Beeauise they're blushing to think how green tl1ey've been all summer. lVl1y ean't an E student B ann A stu- dent even if he does let the teacher C that he tries for a D. Miss Ifl'06'7ll'I'l'-SIICII maehine stitching. Peg-lVhy, whates the matter with itll Miss Kroenert-lvliats the matter with it! lVhy, you were ziggin' when you should have been Z2l0'0'lll' that's all. bb The letters we would like to see Busi- ness High dispose ot are E's and D's. Miss Rubenstien, of 10-B-4, is quite a good dancer. Miss Irene Castle had better look out or she will have to take a baek seat. Henry Ford is not the only one that the Ford got into trouble. How about Miss Scott and Miss Critehlow? lVl1at are the high and low standards ol' Business High, asked Miss Cooley. Absent-mirzcled Freshie- Miss Seott and Mr. Nieholsf' A! an .lrmy Camp in Maine-A Colored soldier was at a small post olliee, and he asked the Captain to write the address on tl1e box. The fllljlfllfll IINEUII-Ulvllill is in that box F The l'oIorc'1l soldier suifl- lYlly l'se gwan to send my folks down in Ala- bama a box of snow beeause de done never saw any.