Business High School - Commercial Record Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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THE COMMERCIAL RECORD lllllllllllllll IIlllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllll llllllllllllllIlllllllllllllll l nmplimrnta nf IH LG-E Ilirhruurg, 1923 mf Y. Ollaaz Qbliirrrn Pmsidevzf-EDNA C. RAUSCH, Vice President-HOVVARD M. REINEMAN, iS'FCI'Cflll'1l-HARRXY F. FISCHER, Treasuref'-KATHERINE E. PAYLEY, Reporter'-MARIE E. MCCONNELL. Alston. Jane Fischer, Harry F. Alter, Ruth Freedlander, Sylvia Appel, Henry Gasparvic, Mary Christy, Elsie Hershfield, Sara Colton, Martha HGITG15 Alma Fireman, Sophie J9Y1k1US, Sarah Juozevice, Veronica Klein, Walter Larkin-, Alma Levine, Adelle Lipsky, Esther Malley, Anna Manko, Helen Masal, Peter McConnell, Marie E. Pauley, Katherine E. Perry, Marie Rausch, Edna C. Reineman, Howard M. Sainiak, Frances Schrei, Alma Schwartz, Louis Thomas, Harry Thomas, Margaret Wahlster, Freeda Warnock, Robert Weiland, Elizabeth Yalch, Michael Mr. L. D. Nichols, Miss M. R. Cooley, Miss K. Moore, Miss M. Henninger, Miss M. Pond, Mr. J. W. O'Dell, Miss E. J. Critchlow.

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THE COMME RC' IA L If IC C 0 H IJ 223 Pupil to her fI'i0llCl-dlVllG1'8 does Mr. Lutz part his hair? Essie-l saw a sign down town Every- thing under the sun. Bessie-Some day l will go in and buy a mother. Jlr. .nll?:11fIIlil'-hxlllill is an allegorieal figure? Tl:0resuv-Sonnething pertaining' to al- ligators. Annu-I was looking' for the piece Three o'eloek in the morning '. .dfllIf!!- 'hVOI'0Il't you sleeping' then? Miclmel Rmlyfer to Jlr. Direr-l have a typewriter at home. Jlr. Diezfr'-ls it rusty? Margaret-lVl1at did you make in that Shorthand test? Luna-98? BIlll'.Ulll'Pf-hvllilt did you miss? Lorm-I turned lmyselfl the wrong way. Mr. l1ICA,l1llIll'-tlll lawj Now take this ease Qin eourtj. Frank-ls it whiskey or beer? ilmzn-Gee! hut this eake is hard. ,llary-lt's a Marble Cake. P!'lll'l-xvllilf kind oi' powder do you use! Illary-Baking Powder. Mary to Uerlrzulc-Let's eough Mr. Diver has a box of Cough Drops. He might give us some il' we eough. Iren-e-How eome you get your tran- scripts from Miss Dowler and you don't get them from Mr. Diver? Mary-Beeause Miss Dowler calls a bar a har, and Diver ealls a har a haw. Pupil-VVhats a difference between an Irishman and a. Hcb1'ew ? Second Pupil-Tliey both love QDouhlin their capitall. In-.1-.Y Illamlyer-lVl1y in teaehing' sliortlxaml and typewriting, we are striet and accurate? In11uz'1'c'r-How are you on speed? Manager--NVelll The last girl we sent out, married her employer in three weeks. Ida-How mueh is I3x7? Rose-3x7 21. Ida-How Inueh is Txil? Rose-Never had the ffl seven tahle. English Teacher-1Having' a spelling matehl How Pupil--QThinking' reverse E. do you spell soldier? ot' shorthandl Solj, fllr. iYl!',lUINTXYi2llllS to know how many eollars a man should wear in a year ? In the luneh room Nike Illljlllllln' left a milk bottle, and then went out. Theresa D.-Mike! Come here and get your bottle. Jlr. K1'n.sl1'.ff-NYl1at shall we nianufae- ture? .-lmm-Rollilig' pins. Mr. IX'1'llSlP.Il-XVI' wouldnt have any use for them. .slmm-Oli, well, Maggie uses them on .lig'g's. Jlr. fllinilrnze-Do you fllinlr the man would win the ease? Lilly-l don't tlfink. Jlusie Tz'r1f'l11'r-llmv many ll!-.Vs are there '? Pupils-All ot' us. How 4-an they eall the pupils ol' 10-A-I3 dull, when there is a XYeis-man in it. Mo rfl1'fu'e1lis- Laura? Laura-Tliank you. .l1l0l'lIl.lll'l'fII.N--Ili eame from Fishels. llave a pieee ol' Calm Laura-No wonder it tastes fishy.

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THE COMMERCIAL RECORD 25 Mr. Mcfllone-Put your work away. Pupil-This is not Shorthand, it's law Jlr. Illcfllone-lVell, see that you get your law into your head and 11Ot on the paper. 10-B-1 JI1. Kinsley--Have you eyes in your ears? I'lusS--No, Sir. Jlr. Kinsley-lVell you ought to have, then you can see what you are hear- ing. The other morning one of the boys ot' the 10-B elass eame strolling up to Miss Pond in the Marble Hall, who always hands you your tardy slips, and was stuck with a new excuse, I had to shave. Guess who it was? Sfltd6lLf-Xvllilt is the matter with you Mr. Kinsley? Jlr. Ifmslefy-Oli! I walked the floors all night. fllr. Kinsley-I need a new secretary, I tl1ink I will take that blond. Minnie Reymer-I wouldn't want her she is a Happer. Sanz flfllfli-Sllf' is good to look at, she rolls her own. Father-Jolili did you see the monkey- wreneh? John-1 saw the monkey but not the wrench. Pupil-Teaellel' when may we use the adding maehine? TCIICIIGI'-XVl10l1 you are in 10-A and sometimes 10-A's don't often use it. l'14.pil-lYl1z1t did they make the adding machine for? Teaeher-For' bloekheads. Sturlent-Do you have lVooley? Seernlcl Sfzlclcnf-Noi YVQ have Cooley. Georgraphy T erufher-Nanie some pro- duetions which exeeeds the demand. StmleuvI-Nightwork. A street sign reads- Sehool go slow , A better sign in some instanees would be- School go Fast . Ten-H-l has the best reporter in Busi- ness High, Al3sent on Rec-ord Day. Saul Hogoff is the best athlete in 10-li-l. lVhen he is late for class he ean take three steps at a time. The president ot 10-li-l was eleeted mostly by tl1e girls. No wonder- l'le's good looking . First SllulenI'-Yon've got something up in your sleeve. Second Student-Yes, my arm. Some student's shorthand looks like chicken seratehes. lint they have no kick eoming when it is a girl's shorthand. Mr. Lid:-Diseussing Latin Prefixes in English. XVhat does loeo mean ? Erin af-Cra zy. .llr. Ifl.IINII'ff signine' Edna lg1'ifY llilS ab- Z3 PN sent slip. That's a Bright triek. Miss Cooley must like fruit. Henry Appel seems to appeal to her. 10-B-3 Miss llI'IllIfH.Ij!'l' treterring to an ling- lish liookl -- Did anybody lose a llotehkiss and Drew? i5'fllIIl'Ilf'-bhvlllli kind ol' powder did you say? .llr. .Yielmls--Whieh fellow would you rather have? One who makes NOW in his work one day and HW the next day, or one who makes 5Uf4 eaeh day? Suplzie--'l'l1e one who makes BOW. Jlr. .Yielmls-Oli! you like a steady. Jlr. l,lll'H1'tt'2llliillg to llenry Appel who is standingl Sit down Appel before yon turn into peaehes.