Business High School - Commercial Record Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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THE COMME RC' IA L If IC C 0 H IJ 223 Pupil to her fI'i0llCl-dlVllG1'8 does Mr. Lutz part his hair? Essie-l saw a sign down town Every- thing under the sun. Bessie-Some day l will go in and buy a mother. Jlr. .nll?:11fIIlil'-hxlllill is an allegorieal figure? Tl:0resuv-Sonnething pertaining' to al- ligators. Annu-I was looking' for the piece Three o'eloek in the morning '. .dfllIf!!- 'hVOI'0Il't you sleeping' then? Miclmel Rmlyfer to Jlr. Direr-l have a typewriter at home. Jlr. Diezfr'-ls it rusty? Margaret-lVl1at did you make in that Shorthand test? Luna-98? BIlll'.Ulll'Pf-hvllilt did you miss? Lorm-I turned lmyselfl the wrong way. Mr. l1ICA,l1llIll'-tlll lawj Now take this ease Qin eourtj. Frank-ls it whiskey or beer? ilmzn-Gee! hut this eake is hard. ,llary-lt's a Marble Cake. P!'lll'l-xvllilf kind oi' powder do you use! Illary-Baking Powder. Mary to Uerlrzulc-Let's eough Mr. Diver has a box of Cough Drops. He might give us some il' we eough. Iren-e-How eome you get your tran- scripts from Miss Dowler and you don't get them from Mr. Diver? Mary-Beeause Miss Dowler calls a bar a har, and Diver ealls a har a haw. Pupil-VVhats a difference between an Irishman and a. Hcb1'ew ? Second Pupil-Tliey both love QDouhlin their capitall. In-.1-.Y Illamlyer-lVl1y in teaehing' sliortlxaml and typewriting, we are striet and accurate? In11uz'1'c'r-How are you on speed? Manager--NVelll The last girl we sent out, married her employer in three weeks. Ida-How mueh is I3x7? Rose-3x7 21. Ida-How Inueh is Txil? Rose-Never had the ffl seven tahle. English Teacher-1Having' a spelling matehl How Pupil--QThinking' reverse E. do you spell soldier? ot' shorthandl Solj, fllr. iYl!',lUINTXYi2llllS to know how many eollars a man should wear in a year ? In the luneh room Nike Illljlllllln' left a milk bottle, and then went out. Theresa D.-Mike! Come here and get your bottle. Jlr. K1'n.sl1'.ff-NYl1at shall we nianufae- ture? .-lmm-Rollilig' pins. Mr. IX'1'llSlP.Il-XVI' wouldnt have any use for them. .slmm-Oli, well, Maggie uses them on .lig'g's. Jlr. fllinilrnze-Do you fllinlr the man would win the ease? Lilly-l don't tlfink. Jlusie Tz'r1f'l11'r-llmv many ll!-.Vs are there '? Pupils-All ot' us. How 4-an they eall the pupils ol' 10-A-I3 dull, when there is a XYeis-man in it. Mo rfl1'fu'e1lis- Laura? Laura-Tliank you. .l1l0l'lIl.lll'l'fII.N--Ili eame from Fishels. llave a pieee ol' Calm Laura-No wonder it tastes fishy.

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THE COJIMERCIAL RECORD IllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllullllllllIlllllllllllllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll -:Q-as-1-Q-2:4 -4 V izieiiiiikiiiii-15 ff-'fzvfeiff 31121 - K ,Wg gf 1 A .- A . -- ..,,'., . V i ffl 4 ntt S O at 'A YOUNG WOMEN! Join this happy and contented girl in ell elephone Uperating No experience necessary THIS IS A SPLENDID OPPOR'l7UNl'l'Y Salary starts at once Congenial companions Attractive recreation rooms Low cost lunch service See MISS MAYR First Floor, 416 Seventh Ave. The Bell Telephone Company of Penna

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THE COMMERCIAL RECORD lllllllllllllll IIlllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllll llllllllllllllIlllllllllllllll l nmplimrnta nf IH LG-E Ilirhruurg, 1923 mf Y. Ollaaz Qbliirrrn Pmsidevzf-EDNA C. RAUSCH, Vice President-HOVVARD M. REINEMAN, iS'FCI'Cflll'1l-HARRXY F. FISCHER, Treasuref'-KATHERINE E. PAYLEY, Reporter'-MARIE E. MCCONNELL. Alston. Jane Fischer, Harry F. Alter, Ruth Freedlander, Sylvia Appel, Henry Gasparvic, Mary Christy, Elsie Hershfield, Sara Colton, Martha HGITG15 Alma Fireman, Sophie J9Y1k1US, Sarah Juozevice, Veronica Klein, Walter Larkin-, Alma Levine, Adelle Lipsky, Esther Malley, Anna Manko, Helen Masal, Peter McConnell, Marie E. Pauley, Katherine E. Perry, Marie Rausch, Edna C. Reineman, Howard M. Sainiak, Frances Schrei, Alma Schwartz, Louis Thomas, Harry Thomas, Margaret Wahlster, Freeda Warnock, Robert Weiland, Elizabeth Yalch, Michael Mr. L. D. Nichols, Miss M. R. Cooley, Miss K. Moore, Miss M. Henninger, Miss M. Pond, Mr. J. W. O'Dell, Miss E. J. Critchlow.