Business High School - Commercial Record Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

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THE COJIMERCIAL RECORD IllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllullllllllIlllllllllllllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll -:Q-as-1-Q-2:4 -4 V izieiiiiikiiiii-15 ff-'fzvfeiff 31121 - K ,Wg gf 1 A .- A . -- ..,,'., . V i ffl 4 ntt S O at 'A YOUNG WOMEN! Join this happy and contented girl in ell elephone Uperating No experience necessary THIS IS A SPLENDID OPPOR'l7UNl'l'Y Salary starts at once Congenial companions Attractive recreation rooms Low cost lunch service See MISS MAYR First Floor, 416 Seventh Ave. The Bell Telephone Company of Penna

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THE COMME RC' IA L If IC C 0 H IJ 223 Pupil to her fI'i0llCl-dlVllG1'8 does Mr. Lutz part his hair? Essie-l saw a sign down town Every- thing under the sun. Bessie-Some day l will go in and buy a mother. Jlr. .nll?:11fIIlil'-hxlllill is an allegorieal figure? Tl:0resuv-Sonnething pertaining' to al- ligators. Annu-I was looking' for the piece Three o'eloek in the morning '. .dfllIf!!- 'hVOI'0Il't you sleeping' then? Miclmel Rmlyfer to Jlr. Direr-l have a typewriter at home. Jlr. Diezfr'-ls it rusty? Margaret-lVl1at did you make in that Shorthand test? Luna-98? BIlll'.Ulll'Pf-hvllilt did you miss? Lorm-I turned lmyselfl the wrong way. Mr. l1ICA,l1llIll'-tlll lawj Now take this ease Qin eourtj. Frank-ls it whiskey or beer? ilmzn-Gee! hut this eake is hard. ,llary-lt's a Marble Cake. P!'lll'l-xvllilf kind oi' powder do you use! Illary-Baking Powder. Mary to Uerlrzulc-Let's eough Mr. Diver has a box of Cough Drops. He might give us some il' we eough. Iren-e-How eome you get your tran- scripts from Miss Dowler and you don't get them from Mr. Diver? Mary-Beeause Miss Dowler calls a bar a har, and Diver ealls a har a haw. Pupil-VVhats a difference between an Irishman and a. Hcb1'ew ? Second Pupil-Tliey both love QDouhlin their capitall. In-.1-.Y Illamlyer-lVl1y in teaehing' sliortlxaml and typewriting, we are striet and accurate? In11uz'1'c'r-How are you on speed? Manager--NVelll The last girl we sent out, married her employer in three weeks. Ida-How mueh is I3x7? Rose-3x7 21. Ida-How Inueh is Txil? Rose-Never had the ffl seven tahle. English Teacher-1Having' a spelling matehl How Pupil--QThinking' reverse E. do you spell soldier? ot' shorthandl Solj, fllr. iYl!',lUINTXYi2llllS to know how many eollars a man should wear in a year ? In the luneh room Nike Illljlllllln' left a milk bottle, and then went out. Theresa D.-Mike! Come here and get your bottle. Jlr. K1'n.sl1'.ff-NYl1at shall we nianufae- ture? .-lmm-Rollilig' pins. Mr. IX'1'llSlP.Il-XVI' wouldnt have any use for them. .slmm-Oli, well, Maggie uses them on .lig'g's. Jlr. fllinilrnze-Do you fllinlr the man would win the ease? Lilly-l don't tlfink. Jlusie Tz'r1f'l11'r-llmv many ll!-.Vs are there '? Pupils-All ot' us. How 4-an they eall the pupils ol' 10-A-I3 dull, when there is a XYeis-man in it. Mo rfl1'fu'e1lis- Laura? Laura-Tliank you. .l1l0l'lIl.lll'l'fII.N--Ili eame from Fishels. llave a pieee ol' Calm Laura-No wonder it tastes fishy.