Business High School - Commercial Record Yearbook (Pittsburgh, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 68 of the 1923 volume:

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A bldg LJ VVA1 4, .1 L., fmwf Z1 ,ch , 1 1,9741 ' ' V . ovg,14.L,4 io .1 1 oZ.,.,,Lu.1 iiffgla, caan .-'mm vf :uf f ,ff L 'fg.,.,,, M.f,ff Jw- -nf-'H QCQL, ,41n,. H.f f, W A , M. . 14,4 :ff ' f I 1 6? ,JL A.--Cc, f'f4f f , Hz, N IIIL f0UJlEh'f'I.1L RECURD nlnnlnlIlulllllllllllnlllllllllllllullllnnxnl 9 , Qlnnnplinwnia nf Thr Fhhruzzrg IH A-1 Qllanz T II Ia' C 0 .ll JI E R I' I-lL IKIJCU If ll SJ CIVIC CLUB Oliicers of the Junior Civic Club ot Business High School :- President :-Jacob Chernoff. Yice-President:-Edward Murphy. Secretary :-Henry Appel. These oflicers together witl1 the Council Members ot IOA, IOB, QA, and QB, held their first business meeting on Thursday, October 5, 1922, at the Busi- ness High School Auditorium. Since that date the Club otlicials have held six business meetings. At the first two meetings, the chiet topic discussed, was the selection of an oliicer to act as 93-Council Member, re- placing the position ot the resigned John Fraley. D At the next two there was a general discussion ol? business matters together with planning tor future activities. At tl1e fifth and sixth of these meet- ings the entire Student Council, with such aid as desired from the faculty ad- visers drew up the following Code ot Ethics: BUSINESS HIGH SCHOOL repre- sents my big opportunity to train myself for service in business. Here, I may develop those personal traits that tend to make my services valuable in the office. By using my opportunities here, I shall progress toward positions of' greater responsibility and larger linan-- cial returns. THEREFORE, I WILL: I. Make good use of my time. 2. Do my best to master my daily tasks. 23. Use my study periods for work. -l-. Find profitable work to do when the teacher is absent from the room. 0. Take my seat upon entering class- rooms and work quietly. li. ,Help eliminate unnecessary noise throughout the building at all times. T. Talk or laugh in moderate tones at appropriate times. I . Help keep my place ot business in good order by depositing waste material in proper containers. Q 9. Conduct mysell' according to the standards of ladies and gentlemen. IO. Keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight. The present term has been the most successful and the most profitable in the history ot' the Junior Civic Club ol' Business High School. THE H1 Y The Hi Y is an organization composed ot selected boys whose purpose is: To create, maintain and extend throughout their school and community high stand- ards ol' Christian character : to make themselves 'better men, physically, men- tally and morallyg to remove all comou- lflage and hypocrisy from their minds and souls, to help the world about them, and to secure honest and high standards ot scholarship. iVe believe that the power which brought us to earth has assigned us a definite task and that it is our duty to educate ourselves to this task. iVe believe that hard work is the only thing that ever produced worth- while goods and pays worthwhile divi- dends. The Hi Y has endeavored to assist the boys ot' this school who are behind in their work by forming a Help Com- mittee. This club is a strong advocate ot clean scholarship and clean sports. Recently it held an Honor XVeek and had all the students who believed in clean scholarship sign pledge cards. Plans are being made to entertain the Soccer Team sometime this semester. Every Thursday the members meet at the Central Y. M. C. A. with the lli Y Clubs ot' Fifth Avenue, liiverside, and the Ralston High Schools. SIIIDIDUI' at 6:00 o'clock is followed by a talk on subjects important in a high school boy's lite. After the talk the dill'erent clubs go to their club rooms where they follow out their regular program ol' Bible Study and the business matters ol' the club including school lil'e and foreign wol'k. This is followed by healthl'nl sports in the Gym with refreshing showers or a steam bath. The Club looks forward to a successful career in l!l2ZS. THE COMMERCIAL RECORD I lllltlilllllllnlll nullllllllllllllllllllllllll Living Model of Wh and l-low to Dow 10 A-2 MR. J. F. KINSLEY, Rcport T0llCllf6 l', MR. J. M. CHERNOFF, President, MR. M. 'l'. RODGERS, Vice Presfidcut, MISS HELEN KRIEGER, Secrciary, MR. A. MOOREHOUSE, Trans at urer, MISS MARY -IAROSESKIE, Rcpwfcr. Bedelia Abraham Agnes Adomait Margaret Adomait Martha Banister Lottie Becker Lillie Cavazza Essie Cohen Pearl Cohen Elizabeth Colazzi Catherine Cox Hannibal Delmanto Frances Donqueck Theresa Dunnnyer Mary Fuchs Anna Harlovitch Irene Hustwit Esther Kurtz Anna Lavine Sadie Levine Gertrude Lear Ruth Lemke Albert Mazur Luella McChesney Elizabeth McKeen Taphelia Miller Helen Monaghan Frank Mongillo Mary Needleman Rahnhild Nicholaison Edna Ramella Margaret Rodgers Alma Schramm Lona Stewart Aline Summers Rose Taksa Arabella White THE U0ill.lIEIf CIAL IFIJUUIFD ll M , ll , gg., 1. Ma .0-B GIRLS The freshman class is always the largest unit in a school. Of the -155 freshman who entered in September nearly 300 are girls. This year for the first time this group has held regular meetings on Tuesday at the Special Period. The objects of this freshman organization are: 1. To promote general culture. 2. To become better acquainted. 3. To foster a better school spirit. -1. To develop leadership. 5. To promote class activities that will call into use information and skill obtained through school sub- jects. Short sketches emphasizing the care of the skin, hair and teeth were written and given by girls from different classes. On December 7 the program was a review of an article, Good Manners for all Occasions written by a well known high school principal. The program for December 19, the last meeting before the December vaca- tion, was a review of the skteches given at previous meetings. The girls had as their guests at that meeting the mem- be1's of the 9-B Faculty and the 9-B Boys. The girls' holiday plans were gifts made by them, and contributions of fruit. These were sent to various Day Nurseries and Public Homes. TIIE Bl.'S1N1iNS IJIHLS I'l,I'li The Business Girls' Club which is composed of all the colored girls in the school has had some very interesting meetings under the direction of its new leader Miss Moore. The purpose ot' the club is to unite its members in the spirit of t'riendliness, and service, to win other girls to its membership, and to stand for the best things at home, in the school, at work, and in the church, and community. The oliicers elected at the beginning of September are as follows: President, Sallarthiele Pollard, 10-A-1. Vice President, Laura Reid,,10-A-3. Secretary, Gladys Lane, 10-B-3. Treasurer, U. V. Ross, 9-A-6. HOUSEHOLD ECONOJIY Two years ago Miss Irene McDermott, Director of Household Economy, gave Business High Girls a new interest in Domcstic Science in that she sent Miss Kronfrt, who was to teach the girls to make the things they needed. Exhibits have been held twice each semester showing samples of the ac- complishments of our girls, and a great deal of talent was discovered. Several girls found that they had more talent for sewing and designing clothes than for shorthand and so were given a special schedule giving them more time tor the development of that talent and are now employed in dress- making establishments, making good. Many of our girls wanted to learn to embroider and knit. They were given the opportunity and now they know how to keep their fingers busy, in leisure time, to beautify their clothes and hoinc-s. Among the services rendered by the Household Economy Department were the making ot' one hundred and ten cos- tumes t'or our Operetta Cinderella , given at Schenley High last June. An American flag was made, also a I rench flag. Typewriter covers are mended, athletic garments worn by our boys are kept in repair. -.-lima Jacob. 1' Tllli !'U,1l,l!IfHC'I-lL Ii'EC'0IfD Olumplimvntn nf IU A- fUz1111tz11'g, 1923 Qllzusu Gbtlirrruz l 1 0SltlCl1Tp-Allf 'HA E lx lJl'l'NA K. Vivo l'1'0sial011T-ANNA JAC4 PB. SCC'l'0filVY-'lll'C'ilSl1l'Cl -XYINCENT J. MMQICNZIE, Repo1'te1--Mary COOTS. Abt-lgqm, Meyer Bl'2llll1Sll'l11, Bessie Alll'2llllfJYllZ, -lClllll0 llj'l1liill', Aliso Azzaro, ll21l'lll0l1 llzlvialovitvll, Bcrlllzl I32lI'illlUNVSliil. Slllllllilllil lflpstciu, Doris lim-li, llwlwig' l4ll0lSllill1C1'. Florouco liorgcr. Sum llilllllll, 1l0l'Llilf'0CllS nry, Blilwlrul Millcr, Uvlizl lxloss, Marin' Mulloy. -loam Jilllllllilllj Viola 0'COlU1Ul', fl2lfl1Cl Blzwlllmlxs, Aflclv fll'lSk2l, Alma Bl2lllliUX'lfZ, Anna l.DZll1lC0I'. Ellllllil Bl4'l'l2H'lll'2lll, AlY2ll'Qf2ll'l'l Price, Borfllzl Rm-ill, Laura F-mizik, Anna Svlmmlo. Blill'Q'2ll'0l Support, Bl31'g'ill'Cf Svgul, Molly SVVRIIISOH, NZIIIHCTTO SllilIlll'0. Yoiia 'll2llll0l'S, lJZllll'il Slunrp, Alamos xYClSlll2l11, Bon T II E U OJIJIEIICIJI L I1'El'U1f IJ 13 TIIE FRIENDSHIP FLUI1' The Friendship Club ot' Business lligh is one of the live-wire organizations of the school. Its purpose is to create a spirit of friendliness among the girls, to help the girls in their efforts tor self'- improvement, and to do good for others. In ,order that the programmes for the semester may meet these varied aims, discussional, social service, business, and social meetings are held. At the discus- sional meetings subjects of interest to the business girl are usually given prominence. The social service meetings give opportunity for making and distri- bution ot gifts to an Orphans' Home near the school. The girls ot' the club have adopted this home and tlllT'.Ii.Q' the term have given donations of fruit and toys to the children. In fact, the whole school has helped in this worthy work. The social side of life is not neglected by the Friendship Club. It' you think so, ask the girls who attended the party for new members, the NVhite Elephant party at Christmas time, or the crown- ing social event of the semester, the banquet! THE LEA DERS' FLUB The Leaders' Club ot' Business High School is an organization ot' girls who are Leaders in athletic activities. The purpose ot' this club is to promote the school spirit of Business High. The otticers ol' this club are: President, Gertrude Lear. Vice-President, Edna Bright. Secretary, Marie McConnell. Treasurer, Marie Miller. Social Chairman, Marion House. These officers are elected by the mem- bers ot' the club to hold their oilice for the semester, but if they are not up in their school work they shall be tempor- arily suspended from their ollice. The club has adopted a constitution. This club meets every XVednesday at the Special Period. X RAY The X Bay Club started its activities this semester with a party at lIalloween Time. This party due to the elliorts ot' the ladies ot' the faculty was an ex- cellent success, and all members attend- ing said that it was well worth while. The remaining pa1't ot' the X Ray's work this term has been done rather quietly but surely, as this magazine shows. All the material herein published has been collected and prepared by the in- dividual class room reporters and their teachers. XVhile the X Bay Club does not advertise itselt' much, we feel that it is one ot' the most important organiza- tions in the school, and we look forward to another jolly good time next term and also tor a lot ot' excellent record mater- ial l'or our June issue. TYPE IVRITING A IVARIJS The following students were S11l'l'l'NS- liul in winning Gold Medals: Ruth lialson, Frances Budzka. Jessie Delaney, Elizabeth Aber, Margaret Koch, Agnes Adomait, Edwin Fallgren, Edna Ramella, Ethel IVoods. Hazel Mt-Keen. Rose Kushner, Michael Rodgers, Eliza- beth McLaughlin. Ruth Lemke. Sara ilI1lQ'll0S. The Bronz Medal Winners are as I'ol- lows: Hedwig Beck, Anna llarlovitch, Catherine QIICOIIIIUV. llelen Mycolt, Louise Criswell. Harry Gould, Edwin I allgren, Lewis Bundy. Sara llnghes. ltuth lialson, f'armen Azzaro, Gladys Lane, John Ennis, t'oletta liobazs, .Xl- bert Morris, Albert Mazur, Elizabeth Colaizzi, Jean Malloy. Anna Jacob, l.il- lie Cavazza, Arabella White, Ethel Woods, Esther Alston, llattie Schal'l'er, llarry l ischer, Katherine Pauley, Minnie Gust, Gertrude Rattner. lluth Yogley, Lillian Brown, William Grillin. THE COZIIMERCIAL RECORD I hr illrivnhahip Qllnh GPLI1' illlluttn 1 As zz Frieuclsliip Club Girl I will be Gracious in Manner Iiiipzwtizll in Juclguieut Ready for Service Loyal to Friends. VVEIVIEET WEDNESDAYS AT 3.1 5 IN ROOM 8 Y foin ifze Friendship Club Today Levine, Edward Ciccone, Albert Mazur, THE COMMERCIAL RECORD 15 BUSINESS HPS PROGRESS IN ATHLETICS BY NVEISMAN AND Roocacus The Business High Athletic teams under the supervision of Mr. lVhite, finished another successful year. On June 23, at a meeting of the students and faculty, Mr. Ben Giffen, awarded the trophies, medals, certificates, and school letters to the various teams and individuals. Mary Coots, captain of the girls' track team, and Jack Chernoff, captain of the boys' track team, received the trophies that were won at the fourth annual junior high track and field championship at Schenley Oval on June 8. This is tl1e fourth consecutive year that the Business lads won the cham- pionship and the first time for the girls. The following boys under tl1e cap- tainship of Jack Chernoff, and girls, under the captainship ot' Mary Coots, were awarded the certificates and letters for Basketball :-Boys, Jack Chernoff, Michael Dupnak, Sam P1'att, lVilliam Pardini, Albert Abraham, Michael Rod- gers, John Kirby, Joseph Balquist, Car- men Azarro and Louis Rubin. Girls:- Mary Coots, Lenore Munns, Ruth Mm-Aleer, Helen Kubisak, Clara NVey, Ann Murray, and Lillian Mundt. The following boys are the only ones ever won the varsity letter in gym- nastics:-XValter Swiateck. and John lVantock. The following students were awarded the certificates and letters under the captainship of Edward Greene, in swim- ming:-Boys, Edward Greene. Harry Harry Dreyfuss, and lVilliam Friedman. Under the captainship of Margaret Gre- gitis. the following girls received their a wards. Margaret ftregitis, Margaret Suppert, Yetta Feldman, Gertrude Lear, and Esther Biarsky. The following boys won the Junior Championship in baseball under the cap- tainship of Sam Pratt, received their awards:--Sam Pratt, Edward Murphy, Sam Backinger, Albert Mazur, Michael Rodgers, Frank Mongillo, Anthony Mu- roski, Michael Dupnak, and John Ennis. BASEBALL About eighty appeared on the field when the first call for baseball candi- dates was issued and the prospects looked ve1'y bright. Two weeks after the hard work had begun the squad be- gan to reduce little by little and by the time the season was ready to open the squad was cut down to about twenty players. After the squad was reduced Coach XVhite then started work in earn- est and by the time the opening game came along, Coach NVhite had his re- gular team selected. Business High School won the Junior High School Baseball Championship, winning every league game' except the one with Ralston which was the last game of the season. Business might have beaten Ralston had it not been for two of its players who had been doing great work all season for Business, be- ing made ineligible to play a few days before the game with Ralston. Riverside defeated Ralston, two weeks after Business traveled to XYest End and defeated Riverside. Ralston was again defeated by Irwin. Business had defeated lrwin early in the Season. Business also defeated Latimer, and the game that had to be played with Rals- ton was the only league game that was left to be played. Ralston's defeats by Riverside and Irwin entitled Business to the Junior High School Baseball Cham- pionship provided they would beat Rals- ton. Business was defeated by Ralston and therefore was tie with Riverside for the championship. As tl1e rule of the Board of Public Education says that no championship games are to be played off, Business was then entitled to the thnn pionslnp. The scores for the lealrue Ulnus nc as follox Business Business NSE rs rw' Fifth Ave. ll S Schenley Businessm lrwin Ayenlu l'illSlllf'SS ,.... .,,,,. l 'eabody Business ...., ...... I iatimer Business ,,,,, ,,,. l iiverside Business ..... ...... 1 Xrnold ,,,,.,. Business ,,,,, Duquesne .Irs Business... Ralston SS HIGH STUDENT , , HAUNT5 OF A BUSINE o v v W 7 Q f - H 0 P69 U fo ,f A 1 g --mam Lx J , f -xX - Q 6 do HD LN 2 4 0 EOF v W X ssMES TER , 1 1 . ' -f- FA1 L URE l 4 5 gif x X 2' l N 1 x , 0 7'g'- 4 - 1 fi, N iz' ag '- , - E' T' ' -i2Q.1i' ', A 0 1 avg, f f yy by :M f'-fm Z Am. -. Nl jl - ' 4 I 'D 'Hmm E?fT'lIll'lIlIIllll - 5- Seniors from Tny FTCSbie5 Gfgw 5:55 IN MARBLE HQQL '- Duvlqco. 3 TIIE COMMERCIAL RECORD 17 BUSINESS IVINS OPENER Business defeated Fifth Avenue's Base- ball team in a slugging match by the score of 25-7. Yockum's pitching fea- tured. Business made thirty hits of which Ennis had five, Pratt, Backinger, and Chernoff each had four. Pratt also having a home run. BUSINESS OPENS ITS HOME S E .-1 S ON Business defeated Schenley on tl1e XVashington Park field by the score of 3-5. Business had to hustle to keep the Schenley lads from scoring and enabled to come out in the lead. Backinger, Muroski, Dupnak, and Chernoff each had two hits. GRE.-ITEST G.-UIIE OF SE.-ISON In the greatest school game ever played on Nifashington Park, Business High was nosed out of a victory by the Duquesne Juniors by the score of 3-2. This game was featured by the pitching of both Yockum and Connelly, with Yockum giving seven hits while Connelly gave eight. Business lost this game by its poor judgment in the fielding of the ball and by poor base running. Both teams played well. BUSINESS LOSES TO RALSTON IN FIN.-lL In a game played in drizzling rain Business High lost to Ralston by the score of 15-10. Business was weakened by the loss of Yockum, its pitcher, and Dupnak, its first baseman. These boys were ineligible to play a few days before the game. Ralston started oft with four runs in the first inning and Business was unable to score until the fourth inning when they scored one run. Ralston came back strong again in the fifth and scored seven runs. Business started strong in the sixth inning and scored seven runs, but were held to two runs in the seventh inning, which was the last inning, and therefore went down to defeat. TIi'AI7IC Business High upheld their great record on the cinder path by annexing their forth consecutive championship. Business High scored -ll points, which were mostly accounted for by Pratt. Rodgers, Chernoff, Muroski, and Reine- man. The runner up in the junior events was Irwin High, who scored only 23 lf!! points. The Business High winners were as follows. 880 yard relay-Pratt, Chernoff, Dup- uak, and Rodgers. First. Time l minute, -L6 3X5 seconds. 50 yard dash--Muroski, first, Marcus, second Reineman, third. 75 yard dash---Chernoff, first: Pratt, thirdg Rodgers, fourth. -140 yard relay-Reineman, Jouver, Mon- gillo, and Goldstein, first. 8 pound shotput-Murphy, second. The following boys won their letters in track: Howard Reinenian, Henry Jouyer, Louis Goldstein, Edward Murphy, Jack Chernoff, Sam Pratt, Frank Mongillo, Michael Dupnak, Michael Rodgers, An- thony Muroski, and Simon Marcus. SOC'f'ER FOOTBALL NVhen Coach NVhite issued the call for candidates for soccer football, the big- gest throng of candidates, in the history of the school, came out to try for a place on the team. After a week of practice the squad was cllt to two teams which practiced faitlifully together, up until the sound of the whistle for the opening struggle, and a chance to show their wares. The soccer team played a larger schedule of games than was played in the past years. The team soon showed itself to be a formidable one, by defeat- ing eight teams out of the ten which were played. The team which usually started at the blow of the referee's whis- tle was as follows :-Backinger, Rodgers, Captain Dupnak, Elwell, and Muroski, were the boys who were on the front 18 gg THE COMMERCIAL RECORD line. Mazur, Proven, and XVeisman, formed the halfback positions. Pratt and Yalck, were the distance booters, at the fullback positions, and Murphy was the goal tender. The rest of tl1e squad was made up of Anderson, Goldstein, Leibovitz, Mauk, Fralich, Sweeney, Deibold, Verret, and Rogoff. RESULTS OF GAMES Business ....i........... 3 Letsche ,,,,,,,,,,,i,, 0 Business ..... .,... 6 McKelvey ........ 0 Business ..... ..... 0 Union ....... ....,, 1 Business ..... ..... 1 Irwin .....,.......... 0 Business ..... ..... 1 Latimer ,.,..,,..... 0 Business .,,..... ,.... 2 Club E'Spanish 0 Business ........ ..... 2 Riverside .......... 0 Business ........ ..... 2 Club E'Spanish 1 Business ...,,... ..... 0 Ralston ....,.,,...... 2 Business ..... ..... 2 Peabody ......,..... 0 Business .....,..,,...,.. 19 Opponents ........ -L BUSINESS BE.-1. TS PEABODY The first team to ever represent a senior high school in soccer appeared at W'ashington Park in the colors of Pea- body High School. Business High van- quished the senior boys by their excep- tional plays. Muroski and Backinger scored for Business. The Barmen bro- thers played best for Peabody. SPANISH TEADI DEFEATEI1 TWICE Business High twice defeated the Club E'Spanish team, a team made up entirely of Spaniards. The score of the first game was 2-0 and the score of the second was 2-1. RIVERSIDE BEATEN Riverside was defeated in the third league game 2-0. The teamwork of Busi- ness was exceptionally good, and too much for the opposition. Backinger and Muroski were the Business scorers. Faigler, tl1e bulky goal keeper of River- side kept the score from mounting. BUSINESS LOSES CHAMPIONSHIP Business lost the final and champion: ship game of the season to Ralston. The two counts registered by Ralston could easily be avoided, but the luck was against the home boys and they came through with a defeat. Rodgers was conspicuous for Business. The following boys won their letters and certificates in soccer football:- Mike Dupnak, captain, Sam Backinger, Anthony Muroski, Michael Rodgers, El- well, Albert Mazur, Mike Yalch, Sam Pratt, Ben W'eisman, Edward Murphy, Provan, Sweeny, Verret, Anderson, Gold- stein, and YVilliam Griffin, manager. BASKETBALL At the call for candidates for the basketball team there were about forty- five anxious lads gathered in the gym- nasium. After a couple of weeks of preliminary work, the boys were chosen to represent the school. Sam Pratt and Mike Dupnak were the only players who were on the last years team. These two players together with some new ma'terial, bound together a formidable combination. The following boys are on the squad :-Pratt, captain, Mongillo, Backinger, YVeisman, Mazur, Dupnak, Muroski, Verret, Elwell, Thomas, Roth, Yaleh, Goldstein, Murphy, Yarcheever, and Provan. Of these boys the following will be lost by graduation: Mongillo, XVeisman, Masur, Dupnak, and Verret. Manager Ciccone, is the team manager, and he forming one of the best schedules a Business Hi team has ever had. Cap- tain Pratt, will be the only regular left on the team after graduation, but there are several other boys on the squad who have not had much experience, but who will take the place of the players who were lost by graduation. The team has made a very favorable impression in the first two games played this year by defeating Schenley and Fifth Avenue Hi's second teams. THE COMMERCIAL RECORD 19 TRACK H9221 Friday, February 9, Business at The following boys took part in the Annual Traek and Field Meet, held at the 107th Field Artillery Armory, on Saturday, December 16, held under the auspieees of the A. A. U., and the Pitts- burgh Press: Howard Reineman, Henry Appel, H9lH'j' Jouver, Harry Funk, and Mike Rodgers. All these boys are now sport- ing some lind gold and silver medals, for their excellent work in the events. GIRLS ATHLETICS .x New oNE-? Ask the girls they'll tell you. Haven't you l1ea1'd about the inter-elass basketball games? You should have seen the tast- jumping 1.0-R-5's defeat 10-B--Ps by a score ot 20 to 6. Also the shining Seniors wipe 10-B-1 off the map by a score of 29 to 9. And 10-B-3 beat 10-B-2 by a score of 12 to 10. girls DID YOU HEAR that Business had a game with Alle- gheny Seconds, at Allegheny, on De- cember 12, 1922? Our girls put up a hard tight throughout the whole game, but in the end were defeated by the score of 22 to T. NETVSJ This season, basketball, among the girls seems to be more interesting than it has been in previous years. At the first call for candidates, over 50 girls re- ported, including those who could play and those who were interested. This made the future look pretty promising. There are now about 17 girls who are getting down to good hard playing. In this way they expect to win the cham- pionship this season. The Girl's Basketball Schedule for the season is as follows: Friday, January 12, Business at Latimer. Friday, January 19, Irwin at Business. Riverside. Bender Games with:-Schenlcy Hec- onds, Peabody Seconds, 1Yill:insburg Junior High. Our Girls' Inter-Class games have proven quite interesting and have creat- ed a great deal of enthusiasm. They likewise have given an opportunity, l'or playing, to a large number ot' girls. The games are played after school ani l each class plays against another class ot' the same grade. The oilicials Leaders Club. are members of the The games and scores up to date are: Teams Date NVinner 10 B-4 vs 10 B-5 Dec. 13 10 B-.3 10 B-1 vs 10 A-1 Dee. 15 10 A-1 10 B-2 vs 10 B-I3 Dec. 18 10 B-Z1 9 B-1 vs 9 A-1 Jan. 5 9 A-1 9 A-2 vs 9 A-4 Jan. 8 9 A--L 9 A-3 vs 9 A-5 Jan. 10 9 A-5 A LUIIIINI NE IVS Score 20-.1 215-6 19- I 2 10-9 21-14 13-17 This column of Alumini News has been running for sometime in the in- terest of the young people who have graduated from the Business School. The News goes to press each year, in January and May. High twice The column could be made more interesting by the addition of Newsksocial. ness, or For general int'ormation. busi- 1401, us hear from you! 1Ve are interested in YOUl Either call or mail the int'orma- tion to the school office. Ambrosina Donatelli, class of January, 1918, is a bookkeeper for the 1Yhite Linen Supply Company. On September 2, 1922, E. Addison Jenkins, a graduate ot' January. 1918, was married to Miss Myrtle Caldwell. 1Ve extend our congTatulations and best wishes. 1Villiam Studt, who graduated in Feb- ruary 1922, is doing stenographic tor the General Sales Agency. work Frank Hauer ot' the class ol' January, 1921, is employed as stenographer lor the United States Fidelity and Guaranty Company. 20 THE C'0.1I.1IERCIAL RECORD 1'1Glll'101Z1L21 Z2lllQ,'1'1112l, Z1 g'1'11111111t0 of June, 1922, is ste11og1'a111101' 101' H10 1V9St11l,9,'1lOl1S1' E101-1110 111111 111Hll11f2l1'1Cl1l'- ing C111111111115' 111 H10 11nion 13111111 12111111- ing. G001'11'0 G01s, 21 011111111110 111' F1-111'1:111'1', 1, 3 4 1922, 15 21 D11ft2ll11lOll11 0111-1'11101' 101' 11. A. 1V1'1g'l1t 55 Co. -1210011 15011111 1ll1'01'Il1S 11s 111111 110 is 111 H10 Pllll11Uy of 1110 T21l11i1 S01'vi1'0 1311101111 11s 1y11is1. Mr. 11011111 g'I'2l11112l11Pt1 1 1'0111 thi? 11115111055 High S1'1l001 111 F0111'1I11l'j', 1921. 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Join this happy and contented girl in ell elephone Uperating No experience necessary THIS IS A SPLENDID OPPOR'l7UNl'l'Y Salary starts at once Congenial companions Attractive recreation rooms Low cost lunch service See MISS MAYR First Floor, 416 Seventh Ave. The Bell Telephone Company of Penna THE COMME RC' IA L If IC C 0 H IJ 223 Pupil to her fI'i0llCl-dlVllG1'8 does Mr. Lutz part his hair? Essie-l saw a sign down town Every- thing under the sun. Bessie-Some day l will go in and buy a mother. Jlr. .nll?:11fIIlil'-hxlllill is an allegorieal figure? Tl:0resuv-Sonnething pertaining' to al- ligators. Annu-I was looking' for the piece Three o'eloek in the morning '. .dfllIf!!- 'hVOI'0Il't you sleeping' then? Miclmel Rmlyfer to Jlr. Direr-l have a typewriter at home. Jlr. Diezfr'-ls it rusty? Margaret-lVl1at did you make in that Shorthand test? Luna-98? BIlll'.Ulll'Pf-hvllilt did you miss? Lorm-I turned lmyselfl the wrong way. Mr. l1ICA,l1llIll'-tlll lawj Now take this ease Qin eourtj. Frank-ls it whiskey or beer? ilmzn-Gee! hut this eake is hard. ,llary-lt's a Marble Cake. P!'lll'l-xvllilf kind oi' powder do you use! Illary-Baking Powder. Mary to Uerlrzulc-Let's eough Mr. Diver has a box of Cough Drops. He might give us some il' we eough. Iren-e-How eome you get your tran- scripts from Miss Dowler and you don't get them from Mr. Diver? Mary-Beeause Miss Dowler calls a bar a har, and Diver ealls a har a haw. Pupil-VVhats a difference between an Irishman and a. Hcb1'ew ? Second Pupil-Tliey both love QDouhlin their capitall. In-.1-.Y Illamlyer-lVl1y in teaehing' sliortlxaml and typewriting, we are striet and accurate? In11uz'1'c'r-How are you on speed? Manager--NVelll The last girl we sent out, married her employer in three weeks. Ida-How mueh is I3x7? Rose-3x7 21. Ida-How Inueh is Txil? Rose-Never had the ffl seven tahle. English Teacher-1Having' a spelling matehl How Pupil--QThinking' reverse E. do you spell soldier? ot' shorthandl Solj, fllr. iYl!',lUINTXYi2llllS to know how many eollars a man should wear in a year ? In the luneh room Nike Illljlllllln' left a milk bottle, and then went out. Theresa D.-Mike! Come here and get your bottle. Jlr. K1'n.sl1'.ff-NYl1at shall we nianufae- ture? .-lmm-Rollilig' pins. Mr. IX'1'llSlP.Il-XVI' wouldnt have any use for them. .slmm-Oli, well, Maggie uses them on .lig'g's. Jlr. fllinilrnze-Do you fllinlr the man would win the ease? Lilly-l don't tlfink. Jlusie Tz'r1f'l11'r-llmv many ll!-.Vs are there '? Pupils-All ot' us. How 4-an they eall the pupils ol' 10-A-I3 dull, when there is a XYeis-man in it. Mo rfl1'fu'e1lis- Laura? Laura-Tliank you. .l1l0l'lIl.lll'l'fII.N--Ili eame from Fishels. llave a pieee ol' Calm Laura-No wonder it tastes fishy. THE COMMERCIAL RECORD lllllllllllllll IIlllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllll llllllllllllllIlllllllllllllll l nmplimrnta nf IH LG-E Ilirhruurg, 1923 mf Y. Ollaaz Qbliirrrn Pmsidevzf-EDNA C. RAUSCH, Vice President-HOVVARD M. REINEMAN, iS'FCI'Cflll'1l-HARRXY F. FISCHER, Treasuref'-KATHERINE E. PAYLEY, Reporter'-MARIE E. MCCONNELL. Alston. Jane Fischer, Harry F. Alter, Ruth Freedlander, Sylvia Appel, Henry Gasparvic, Mary Christy, Elsie Hershfield, Sara Colton, Martha HGITG15 Alma Fireman, Sophie J9Y1k1US, Sarah Juozevice, Veronica Klein, Walter Larkin-, Alma Levine, Adelle Lipsky, Esther Malley, Anna Manko, Helen Masal, Peter McConnell, Marie E. Pauley, Katherine E. Perry, Marie Rausch, Edna C. Reineman, Howard M. Sainiak, Frances Schrei, Alma Schwartz, Louis Thomas, Harry Thomas, Margaret Wahlster, Freeda Warnock, Robert Weiland, Elizabeth Yalch, Michael Mr. L. D. Nichols, Miss M. R. Cooley, Miss K. Moore, Miss M. Henninger, Miss M. Pond, Mr. J. W. O'Dell, Miss E. J. Critchlow. THE COMMERCIAL RECORD 25 Mr. Mcfllone-Put your work away. Pupil-This is not Shorthand, it's law Jlr. Illcfllone-lVell, see that you get your law into your head and 11Ot on the paper. 10-B-1 JI1. Kinsley--Have you eyes in your ears? I'lusS--No, Sir. Jlr. Kinsley-lVell you ought to have, then you can see what you are hear- ing. The other morning one of the boys ot' the 10-B elass eame strolling up to Miss Pond in the Marble Hall, who always hands you your tardy slips, and was stuck with a new excuse, I had to shave. Guess who it was? Sfltd6lLf-Xvllilt is the matter with you Mr. Kinsley? Jlr. Ifmslefy-Oli! I walked the floors all night. fllr. Kinsley-I need a new secretary, I tl1ink I will take that blond. Minnie Reymer-I wouldn't want her she is a Happer. Sanz flfllfli-Sllf' is good to look at, she rolls her own. Father-Jolili did you see the monkey- wreneh? John-1 saw the monkey but not the wrench. Pupil-Teaellel' when may we use the adding maehine? TCIICIIGI'-XVl10l1 you are in 10-A and sometimes 10-A's don't often use it. l'14.pil-lYl1z1t did they make the adding machine for? Teaeher-For' bloekheads. Sturlent-Do you have lVooley? Seernlcl Sfzlclcnf-Noi YVQ have Cooley. Georgraphy T erufher-Nanie some pro- duetions which exeeeds the demand. StmleuvI-Nightwork. A street sign reads- Sehool go slow , A better sign in some instanees would be- School go Fast . Ten-H-l has the best reporter in Busi- ness High, Al3sent on Rec-ord Day. Saul Hogoff is the best athlete in 10-li-l. lVhen he is late for class he ean take three steps at a time. The president ot 10-li-l was eleeted mostly by tl1e girls. No wonder- l'le's good looking . First SllulenI'-Yon've got something up in your sleeve. Second Student-Yes, my arm. Some student's shorthand looks like chicken seratehes. lint they have no kick eoming when it is a girl's shorthand. Mr. Lid:-Diseussing Latin Prefixes in English. XVhat does loeo mean ? Erin af-Cra zy. .llr. Ifl.IINII'ff signine' Edna lg1'ifY llilS ab- Z3 PN sent slip. That's a Bright triek. Miss Cooley must like fruit. Henry Appel seems to appeal to her. 10-B-3 Miss llI'IllIfH.Ij!'l' treterring to an ling- lish liookl -- Did anybody lose a llotehkiss and Drew? i5'fllIIl'Ilf'-bhvlllli kind ol' powder did you say? .llr. .Yielmls--Whieh fellow would you rather have? One who makes NOW in his work one day and HW the next day, or one who makes 5Uf4 eaeh day? Suplzie--'l'l1e one who makes BOW. Jlr. .Yielmls-Oli! you like a steady. Jlr. l,lll'H1'tt'2llliillg to llenry Appel who is standingl Sit down Appel before yon turn into peaehes. Q6 THE COMMERCIAL RECORD l'upiIfDo you sleep witl1 ventilation? Pupil-No, T sleep alone. On Friday October l5, the girls ot' 10-B-2 had a very interesting game of Soccer with the 10-A boys. The boys were defeated by the score of 2-0. Marie McConnell and Adella Levine made the goals. Hurrah for the girls. The lfl-li-2 Class held a theatre party on Tuesday October 10, at the Grand. The party arrived at the theatre at 3 :-15 and left about 5:45. The play was both interesting and instructive, the name being The Bond Boy . dir. Nielmls-XVl1y was Holland so de- spised during tl1e war? Pupil-Because it was low-lined and dammed on all sides. Veronim--XYl1at subject are we study- ing in Geograplly? Ift'tl'l1fbV2lt0l'. Vzfronien-Oli! another dry subject. lYho was the l air damsel Mr. Nichols saw the other day during lunch period that made l1im spill all he had on lns tray? Robert--I love all my teachers. Ilolrrrral-You have no competition. ll'11Ifer-He1n'y Appel is Secretary ol ot' the Civic Club. llo1:'ur1l4Tl1at's nothing, he's lQlsie's Sheik. Swiss Cheese is the most holesome. Jlr. .Yiclmls-Late again? ,Tlllll'fllll S0 am l. ll'nlfer-Elizabetli swears she's never been kissed. 1Illl'I lfJTll2lt,H enough to make anybody swear. ldrunees-rl handed it in to Martha, yes- terday. .llr. .Yiellols-You handed it in tomorrow yesterday. Illr. Nichols-NVl1en's tllll best time to gather fruit? Jl'if'1l!ll'I-XVll9l1 the farmer's dog is tied. The man zrith the sfuelr-up hair Mr. Nicholspwith l1is stuck up hair, Comes in every morning' with a breezy air. One day he whistled, and the pupils laughed, He said, Close your mouths you're making a draft. All over the school there's been a rumor, That he's always in a good humor, But if you ask the pupils he's taught They'll tell you about the temper he's got. NYith a yours very truly , to the tall and thin man, l end with good wished from the 10-B-2 Clan. .lIr. Nu-llols-Cali anybody in here tell me what they raise in Mexico? Henry-'l never say that word. Teacher-XYillie llow many seasons are there? ll'illiee-Two. Football and baseball. No written work will make the anti- cheating campaign a success. The teachers would have no enemies if they would not give nightwork. Miss Cooley has a pick on some stu- dents: I wonder what she is picking. Thanksgiving is here but what have we to be thankful tor. lThe reports have not come out yet.J .llfzrie-Jane, l took two sheets ol' your paper, do you care? .lmfef-Not .llurie-lt wouldn't do you any good, l've got it now. Marion wrote a letter to her l riend and she asked her it' she were well. Erlnn replied- 1 have had a toueh of toe Jlrlin Poison. THE COMMERCIAL RECORD 27 , . . TOPICS' IN BRIEF 'l he question is whether our reports Business High's heaviest clouds are lined with shorthand. It has been a source ot' wonder what football. team could stand the rush of the 10-B's when the 13:15 bell rings. The sight of Miss Pond's morning line gives one the idea. of what our lunch line in the cafeteria would be if there was only one luneh period. Every student in Business High ex- pects to be a stenographer or a book- keeper, but when? You always know when there is going to be a test, because the otlice is full of sick students. 10-B-3 is always up in the air. They never come down except for lunch. Some of us a1'e going to see the 10-B teachers another semester. It' not more. About the only thing settled is an E in shorthand. Bio wonder at the rumor that the Supreme Court Judges ol' Business High are going to resign on account olf the amount ot' work. Shorthand is not as easy as it sounds, it sometimes takes tive semesters to learn it. Students don't rush to Miss Cooley's l'0UIl1 as they do when they go to lunch. Our darkest periods are report cards time. 1 imagine we wouldn't mind disposing ot all ot' our E's and lYs. Don't you? Don't be afraid to criticize-criticize yourself often. Shorthand principles are like spa- ghetti when you think you got them. they slip away. will be better or worse. About the only thing the reports set- tled was that some ol' us would have to take lil-B over again. Anti-cheating week seems to have brought out a heavy vote but will the heavy vote produce anti-cheating. The hand that works the typewriter makes the mark. lVhen you get an A on your report card run home and put it in a sate place. Our marks have l'allen again. Oni only consolation is that they soon will have no place to go but up. A D in time will save nine il' near promotion time. Business High is the place to go when you want a business education. lVhat Business High would like to see is every student doing his fnrn and hes! work. The bright side ol' Business lligh is the outside. Business may be l'ree, but we paid the price in work at old Business High. llappy are they who do not get an B on their report. liet them ask l'or no other blessing' 5. All ot the students in Business lligh School seek success, wealth, and l':une, but many are not willing to pay the price in work and service. Busines High stands on its record even though its opponents may ,Il mp on it occasionally. v - , , XX hen it comes to school work ti. ls. stands lor tlet Busy. Business High is the place lo go when you need money after two years ol hard work. lle that studies the hardest. always goes the larlhesl. f' 07 ,,, a'-cf19cf2,.fv,1Qc,a,4ofv,, ix J 'v T' 'Q-Y X i Q Q Q X P . 1 U,- N r- OJ ,cf CYCTQVJZ an a 3 ...-.4-. , . , , '. ' .-11 I fx f s'4',, A10 THE COMMERCIAL RECORD SIIlllnlllllllllllllnullllullllllnlllnlllllllllllnl Exfanblislwcl 1860 Telephone 1027 Court ECURRY COLLE 1 1 Penn IXVQIIIIG Opposite Joseph Home Co. PITTSBURGH. PA. E Ii1z.si11f'.ws, 41C'CUll7lf2-Nfj,SllO7'f1lU7ld, Typewrifing, SeCrc1'r1r1'ul, Prcpf11'r11'm'y, 5 Gcncrul EduCufz'0nT, Mvchanfical cf' Arcln'1'cC1'urr1Z Drfuring, Salcsnzanslwp, Aclnef-fising, Civil Service, Billing, Indexing, Office Appliance, Music, Elo- cution, Public Spcfzlring, Evznglish, Pmznmnslzip. 5 Our Now Catalogue will bo sent Free to any addrossg write the Scorc- 'raT1'y J. D. WATJIJACE, P01111 Avo., opposite Joseph Home Co., Pittsburgh, Pa. nlnlllnullllllnllullllnlllu luullllulllllllllllllllllllullllllllllullllIllIlnllunllllllllllllllllunl lllllullllnIIllulllllnlllnllnnllllu TYPEWRITERS RENTED COMMERCIAL RATES 4 Months 88.00 Visibles HOME PRACTICE INCREASES SPEED MAKES PROGRESS RAPID SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS ah ,',f e 'ffw1a,f-7 Rebuilt Machines-All Standard Makes, from 525150 575 : Pwr? - - ---fx A -- if K wf. .,A' mf? 1't A'.g' 0 o 0 o Egg? w Amerlcan Wrltmg Machine Co. Q j U30 Pcnn AVC. IDZ.HSOllI'g1lf, Pu. 5 A' U !F1w1-,I T' S 'M' 10 f Smithfield 513 llulnll-ullnululll I Y,i A YHA' llllllllllllllllllllll lllll nlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllnlIllllllllllllnnnnllllul llllnlllllll T11 E C0M1lIERl,'Ii-1 L If If V0 If D ill I0-H-5' .lliss Ii0Ill!'.lliuIJ0ll2l, van you 1-xplain what stratogy moans ? Lena- XVl1011 you run out ot' ammuni- tion and you clon't want tho vnvmy to know it, it's strata-gy to koop right o11 firing. I rc'sl1i1' tlost in tho hall and lato for 1-lassl- How van l got out ot' lioro in a l1L11'l'y'? Sl'l1fIll'-HSll0llt 'Iolorray for Ralston! ' 17 Jlr. Nivlzols- Birds, animals, and poo- plo got thoir namvs from thoir voicos, actions, or profession. For instanvo tho porson nanu-tl Smith known that SOIIl0NVllt'1'0 during tho past aggvs his anvostors worm- hlavk- smiths or workors in me-tal. .llar.r11o'v1'- Oli, go toll that to Eloanor Crook l .'1llHlUlt'lj-uhvllj' is our civic vluh presi- dent like Bluvlx-a1'd? Sanz- I don't know. Willy? A-lnIlzrnzf-UA Bluclward had many wives and Clu--rnolt has many p1'osiclo11vios. Jlr. 0'1Ir'll- Now, stiulc-nts, look at the hoard and 1 will run through it quickly! tsomo athlvtvl An inscription on Miss Coolvy's hoard. ltltlfk class in spa-lling. 10-li-l 10092 to the had. lt!-li-fi ltlflq, to tho good. llliss lIc'rri0!f-tstancling in annox hall during' i'l12lllg'l' ol 4-lassosj Girls, it' you all stanfl hc-ro how will tho rost ot' You got tllI'01lU'l1?ii . P' Jllr. .Yfl'lIl!lN-hhvlllll' l'0l14llll't is simply disg1'zu-ol'ul. l want you all to quit talking' whon l am ahsm-nt. I want you all to l'l'l 0l'Il1. Rc-l'orm, l say! I want rotorm! 1 want- Timizl l'lllL'C- i'lll0l'0l'0l'Ill.H G01'fr1ffIc-Qpointing' to a ll'ftl'l' writton on thc' hoard and spoaking' to Miss llonningvrl Sho ls-l't you out! lll'lll Ij-nxvllilt var do you riclo in tho most? I Ior'mzc'r- XYhy, twin l'lQ.fllilu tl ranks- town.l WANTED 2- An olvvator to run from tho tirst to tho tourth floor. Tho 3:15 hell to ring oarly just om-4-. A studont who van makv an A in 1-rc-ry suhjc-ct. A living, roliahlo vm-yvlopomlia. A truck to bring liusinoss lligh Stud:-nts up tho hill. A pupil who van rl-acl l'Yl'l'ytlllllg tliv- tatod by Miss Cooloy. ' A vlovk that mlovsn't go fast during' tho lunc-h pm-rioml. A tm-ac-lim' who van't writv an E. Jll'IIl'fl-'ihvllixll is a longhand quivkvr and moro acvuratc' than short- hand? .llrlbelshl 1lon't know. 1Il'HI ljf'iXYlIl'll it is on a 1-lovk. ulilll fast, vriml tht- swm-ot young' thing as sho 4-aught hor clrc-ss on a nail. llavo you 1-wr soon a hoarrl walk? Haro you 1-vor sm-on a hrivk stop! lt so, let us som- you show sonu- pup. Firs! .5'Iurlwfl- Say Sarah, l jllsi saw you clu-ating. .S'w'fnul iS'l1nlr'nlf fll1, no you mlimln't, l was just vopying om- ol' ,lolm's IDl'0lDll'lll5.H 1'w1r'l101'-'Blolmny do you know ol' an animal that has longw-r lm-gs :u-t-orml- mg to tht- sm- ol its hotly than u mosquito? -lulfnn-11- Yi-s, Mr. Nix-hols. ffl-If-I First 5iflIIll'Ill-uhxillj' is it that Ill: Snymlor sc-1-ms too hot SUllll'illll4's.H .N'z'1'rnnl Nllulmfl -s l4m'c:i11so lu- rc-mimls ouo ol' Sllyilltlgs t'atsup. TI'llf'lll'I'-HXYlll'l'0 we-ro you horn Klury. ' .lfllfllls- lil Klvlioosport, anal wha-n I was 10 roars ol' ago l 4-:mio to .Xnu-rival. THE COMMERCIAL RECORD ATLL SAY IT'S FUN O join a world brotherhood-an organization of about two niillions of boys and men in the United States and countries throughout the world banded to gether to secure an all-round tlevelopinent of body. niind and spirit. Various gyninasiuin classes, athetic contests, evening educational classes. bible study and discussion groups and social evenings are enjoyed by large numbers of young men. You can enjoy all these privileges at the Central Young lVIen's Christian Association. flnnual Rules Ages 16 to 17 ., cc,cc.,..,cc.c SF 6.00 Ages 18 to 20 ....... ,...cic,...... SP 8.00 Ages 21 K over ....,,. c..,c,cc.,c,. FF 10.00 DIEGE 85 CLI J T IF IVE MADE IT, IT'S RIGHT CLASS RINGS, PINS MEDALS and CUPS FRATERNITY PINS Oliver Building PITTSBURGH Phone, Grant 307 THE COMMERCIAL RECORD 33 Joe- Two burglars entered and the eloek struek one. Peg- lVhieh one? Digniifierl Senior Gentleman- A Kiss is the language of love. Business High, Flapper- VVell, for heaven's sake, say something. .LllI'l.lil'-Hhxlllflt two fruits grow best to- getherll' George- A date and a peat-li. Older Brother- Ask father it' we ean go!! Ymnzgesf Brother- No, you ask him- you have known him longer. Pupil given a question in Geography. Wl1at did Commercial Geography mean to the American Savage? Girl whispers over to her- Trade with the tribes. Pupil receiving the answer writes on paper- Trained with triumph. Miss H67l7li7lg6T-KKJ0llll, I don't believe you read very much. Am I right? John-- Not all the time. Miss Cooley believes in reading short- hand before you write it, but she has a hard time getting the 10-B Students to believe it. Mr. Nichols-Henry, what is a eow's skin used for? H enry-It's used to keep the eow's meat 111. Teacher- James, can you tell me how iron was tirst discovered? James- I heard my father say that they smelt it. 77 Mr Zook-How many sides has a square? Pupil-Four. Mr. Zooliz--And a hexagon? Pupil-Six. Mr. Zook--And an Octagon? Pupil-Eight. Mr. Zook-And a circle? Pupil-Two Sir! lllr. Zoolr-lvllatl Pupil-Yes, Sir, two-inside and out- side. The only way some men ean get ahead is to raise eabbage. First Slzulenf--ll'l1y do the leaves on the trees turn red in the fall? Serum! Stiulenf-I don't know. NYhy do they? First Sluclent-Beeauise they're blushing to think how green tl1ey've been all summer. lVl1y ean't an E student B ann A stu- dent even if he does let the teacher C that he tries for a D. Miss Ifl'06'7ll'I'l'-SIICII maehine stitching. Peg-lVhy, whates the matter with itll Miss Kroenert-lvliats the matter with it! lVhy, you were ziggin' when you should have been Z2l0'0'lll' that's all. bb The letters we would like to see Busi- ness High dispose ot are E's and D's. Miss Rubenstien, of 10-B-4, is quite a good dancer. Miss Irene Castle had better look out or she will have to take a baek seat. Henry Ford is not the only one that the Ford got into trouble. How about Miss Scott and Miss Critehlow? lVl1at are the high and low standards ol' Business High, asked Miss Cooley. Absent-mirzcled Freshie- Miss Seott and Mr. Nieholsf' A! an .lrmy Camp in Maine-A Colored soldier was at a small post olliee, and he asked the Captain to write the address on tl1e box. The fllljlfllfll IINEUII-Ulvllill is in that box F The l'oIorc'1l soldier suifl- lYlly l'se gwan to send my folks down in Ala- bama a box of snow beeause de done never saw any. TIIIJ COJIJIERCIAL RECORD A Savings Account is the cornerstone in the building of your future Open an account with this strong QQ institution. Waller bile Q lnzsi 0. Fourth fo'Grant Pit1sburgl1,Pa. Resources over S'p6,000,000.00 FRA oc SEDER Boys', Men's and Juniors' Apparel at Saving Prices THE COJI.llERC'lAL Im'El'UlfD 35 Miss Cooley in fl student-H:I1'1'y, how muvh do you gvt for vntvrtaining thv girls? A IIllI'I ll-I,Ill not 0lltI'l'tZlllllllg thv girls. Zlliss !lIiIlll'.l1-Oll, pardon nIv you'rv vn- tv1't:IiIIing thv hoys? Ilarrlu-No Illillll, l'm only tvlling' thvm :I jokv. Ilupvful flliss Jlnnrl' fn vlass- Now thvsv lvttvrs :Irv going to bv :I lot hardvr than fhv othvr OIIUS. Pzcpil- Two IHOV0 FI's! Somv ol' thv pupils of Businvss High :Irv like Gvrmnny, lJ01'2l1lS0 thvy l'2lll- not livvp :I promisv. ll' you don't hvlivvv it hon' 2llJ0lll' fhv Anti-Chv:lt- ing promisvs. llossfivld hvttvr yI':Ilvl1 his stvp or John Ennis will hv taking lIis titlv l rom him. Il' X011 don't hvlivvv it :Isk Miss M oorv. . flfr. 0'D6ll, fillkirzg in flu' IIIIUIIUTSZIX, bring that janitor up hero, wv're frvvzing to dvnlh. First Sficclmivf-XVl1y is it that your nosv is the middle of your f:u:v? Srfwmifl Sfllflflif-I don't know. First Siuflenf-Bvvnusv it's thv svvntvr. NVh:1t word rv:Ids thv snmv h:Ivkw:Irds :Is forwu rd 1? 1 givv it up. Civiv. Mary-I lost my dog. A-llivv-lVl1y don't you :Idvvrtisv for him? :llmqy-:My dog' dovsn't rv:Id ndvvrtisv- mvnts. 10-lm'-5 Businvss High is fhv svhool wv lovv, lint wv v:In't got illl'0llQ'll without :I shovv. On thv vornvr ol' Bvdl'ord llllll Fullvrton Strvvf, ls the school whvrv fhv tv:IvlIvI's don'f want tho studvnfs to vhv:I1. Il' fhvy :Irv Pilllgfllt vlivnling onvv or twivv, Tl1vy'll gvt morv fllilll Mr. AllHflll'S frivndly udvivv. Oh, Alhvrt, Alhvrf, Quite vontr:u'y, King oi' thv typvwritvr kvys, 'l'hv 0lltl'2llll'illg guilv Ol' your vlinrming smilv, lYill hrinv' You :I position with l lSl'. PF . ' T is for our tvzivllvrs whom wv try to plc-asv, lil is for vnvrgy wv h:Ivv to Slll't'U0ll. N is for lknowlvdgvl wv nrv trying: to ggvf. B is for Businvss-our svhool full ot' Pop. Put lhvm :ill iogvthvr :Ind you find that fllvy spvll l0-B. Illiss Himwinger-'l'l1v hoy Ylllllllllgf down thv strvvt fvll. lVh:it is running f SflIdl'llf!Tll0 hoy. 10-B-5 l1:Is lots ol pvp-wv gvt it hy living faithful 'fo our ll0lll0WOI'li, vspvvinlly Sll0l'l'll2llld :Ind English. Always :It Mr. Nivhols hidding is our littlv Gvorgiv dv:Ir. Our Uiflss is Nfllillfiijl-Tllf' ofhvr llilj' in English vl:Iss onv ol' thv stndvnts signvd il lvttvr Tho Lord K Co. lVv 2ll'l' survly proud that 'that lIIdi- vidual Company should svnd IIs :I letter. Do you lfnou' limi-Mild1'vd, JK'2llllll'tiIl', :Ind Julia Swartz 2lI'i' lhv triplvts ol' lll-H-5 Miss Hvrrint-lYlI:It is :I lllllllillllllg? Hrrui'-A collision ol' two vowvls. Ili'-How :Irv you l'v4-ling this lllUl'lllIlLfi Shi'-l still h:Ivv thv touch systvm. ,lliss I'oul:'-Us-Arv you cold? Sllfllll-XYUS. Miss Vnolrfjf-XVvll, thvn, hvuvvn is no plnvv l'or you. THE C'O,l1MEIfCIAL RECORD BEST WIS1-IES to Business High, 9-B-2 COMPLHXIENTS OF 9-B-Z3 O Pres. Helene Pratt. V. P. Frances Shapiro. See. Stella Cook. Trezis. Zyril iil'00l1lJ6l'Q', Rep. Esther Friedman. Report Tezieher. Miss Allie Rhine COMPLIMENTS OF 9-li-1 Personal Liberty Ends Where Tublic Injury QBegins COMPLIMENTS OF 9-li-10 residentF-Hedwig' Ronzka, Viee l'resident-Helen Ryan, Secretary-'I'rezisurer-tlertrucle Bergman. COMPLIMENTS OF 10-B-4 Pres.-Marian Harvey, Vice Pres.-Mabel Lanning. Reporter-Mnr- garet Stille, See.-Treas.-Aliee Stubbs. Report teacher- Mr .O'Dell. Member of Counc-il-John Ennis. IM, re, me, fat, sol. lip and clown our lads and lassies go. Down the field :mil over the goal, Like do. re. ine. ta. sol. Coniplinients ot' 9-A-1 and MISS CRITCHLONY, their report teen-her COMPLIMENTS OF 10-B-Z3 l'res.-Eclwurd Ciceone, Vice Pres.-Ruth Yogely, See.-'l'reels-Luc-illi Dietz, Reporter-Margaret Cregitis, Report 'l'ez1c-her-Miss Moore. UOMPLIMENTS OF 9-B-6 Pres.-lfltliel Aljezi, Vice l,I'0S.-BIill'g'2ll'0T Finn. Treais.-Rose tlillwrt See.-Howard lfllwell, Reporter--Marie Adler. Miss Mellowell, Report 'l'ez1c-lier. T Il E C011 JI E If C I .1 L If If I' 0 Ii' ll 237 Miss IIVlllliIl4ffl'l'--'BIlSS Gibbs, how should stumps bo sent in a letter? Miss Gibbs-'l'l10y should bv wrnppvd in oil papa-r and put in :1 Vunillzi lrnanillzlj mivvlopv. Jfllllllitf-Iilll glad wo don't lluym- to tzlko showers. Ilvlrln-lV0ll, il' wv did just think ol' what wv would saw at homo. Don't look for lm-ntsl whvn you go to room 8g look for fnivkvlsl. Tho tl'2lllSl'l'l1DtS uro not so bud that thoy Cilllit bc- worso. Miss flvnningffl'-1during studyj NYho has un Ol'2lllg'0? Pupil-l lmyo. Jlliss 1ll'lH1ll1!ll'I'-fkl'U you outing it? Pupil--No, mum, l'in peeling' it. lVh0n tho boys ol' lll-B-5 Took tho npplos up to the Orphans they had il groat dvul ol' fun and ulso got out of Geography. Edu'rn'zZ---My pnpor run out. Miss Iflvnninyfwr-lVliy don't you shui the door? Tin' l'f'Hlllf of ll f-lllI1'1l'I'l-fliilljj I'I'I'UI'1lkllll thvy woro inurrivd und livvd happy, c-wil uftvr. XYln-n it vom:-s to making A's in Trun- svripts, lll-li-5 talks with un impo- dilnont in its speech. fl-Is' girl tn Miss II1'm1ir1gf'r-Aw you Frivndship tozwliw? 51-A-1 Tl'llf'Ill'l'-Jflllll, what probh-ms lmvv wo for tOIY'lOl'1'0W? .loln1FlAl'tv1' walking' upl Yvs sir. Fzllllw'-M:11'y, who wus with you lust night? illurqzf--Oli! just n 4-ollogv girl l'ri0nd ol' mine. l 11tl10r--NVQ-ll tho nvxt Timo you sc-0 hor toll hor that shv lofi hvr pipv on thc- pizino stool. T1'111'l10r-A vout vost Sill? :ind tha- vc-st cost HVZ1 lt-ss than 'rho vonf. llow rnuvh did thc- vvst vost? l'np1'lvf-Brit, wln-ro doc-s tho punts vomi- in? 7'l'flClll'I'1'1llll'll zlround tln-ro, or l will knovk your block fc-n ruilos bc-yond tho Ohio Rivor, that you will spvnd 'rho rost ol your lifv hunting l'or it. lfnbwrl fo ll'1'llf11m-Goo! l :nn hungry for ai drink. TI'fll'1II'l'1XVll2lt is tux inndi- for? l'11pil--Of' coursv, To hold thi- vurpvt down. I'irc'1l.w IIlIIlIlIfj!'I -SHIllllil, do you wzlnt u job? bvlllilbflg-X705 sir, what doing? Cl'I'l'llS nzrmnge1'--Fooding' lions. Srurzbns-l don't fc-el likv working' now. f'liI'!'IlN nzromycz'-Tlioy' won't hurt you, thoy we-rv raised on n bottlv. Sunzlm--1 know boss, so wus l, but l val nwut now. Tlmmrrsf'Yo11r should:-rs urv likv il typif- writvr. --l !frf'rl--lVl1y 'Y YVIUNIKIN-7lgi'l'2ll1Sl' thi-y :Irv both llndor- wood. llililllifllll--Xvllilf tiniv is it? I?olu'1'l-l iltvvn lninnfos to one. llvIiHll1IIlA-XYUIII' wntvh is, vruzy. Ifnbrfriglt is not, 1-:nfl you hour Thi' whisflvs ring'ing'? SfllllllfllfiXvlllll' playing' bziskvllmllj , ' . . . Iwo. I would lmro puf that in il l wouldn't huvv niissod tho lmnslivf. .lnhn-f.Xro you going' to ridv honu' to- day? Ilnrryf- Yos, on thc- shou loutllor 1-xprvss. l'rf1'rfs1l44-l'o1'o flu- fm-sf in sliorthzlndj Arm' you 2lllUXYi'4l to ninko ai hundrod. Y'r'r1r'lf1'r'---Yos. THE COJIJIERCIAL RECORD 7 I on t Read . 1115! Du it bettvr by pmctic-111g at home ent a ypewriter Four Jiffonzfzs for 58.00 uy a ypewriter Terms 33.00 per Jbfonth Xew and rebllilt typew1'ite1's of all makes. Guz11'zm'teed for 2 yezlrs. KEYSTONE TYPEWRITER SERVICE COMPANY 4234 14w011l'H1 Ave.. PitfSIJl11'g'11. I Court 260 Give us 21 C2111 tl1z1t's All -VJ rar COMMERC 0-A-2 Sometlzfing unusual-A pretty girl stand- ing in a street car. A little boy who was in a 95 car and was aeeustomed to going home in a 71 car said-Mother, this car ain't like a 71. lllother-NVl1y Sonny, it is made the same. Son-Yes, but the numbers a1'e different. Our First Report Cards. Norma-I think Mr. Kingsley is a good teacher. Anna--For' what do you have him? Norma-For study. Teaclzfer--Try not to use any slang ex- pressions. Pupil-Tl1at's what I say. Anna-XVl1at is the largest sea animal? Norma-A United States Boat. Miss Moore tto 9-A-21-Do not slaughter your typewriting or you will have to pay a penalty. Helen-treading paper at lunch timel Oh! Look! Heavy linen only 345.25 a yard. Bright girl-I wonder how much it weighs. Elderly man-I beg your pardon my little man, I didn't mean to tread on your toes. Little mlm--Oh, it's nothing, mister, I tramp on them myself. A woman stepped on the ear and drop- ped a clothes-pin into the Pay as you enter box. The conductor immediately inquired into the matter. The 'woman repliecl- Wlell, what's the matter with it? The grocery man told me that it was good ou any line. Fair but false-A pretty girl when she's made up. IAL Rreokn 9 An old coquette, looking into her glass. and seeing her wrinkles cried, This new glass is not worth a cent. They cannot make mirrors as well as they used to do. T!'!lL'lll'I'-hvlltll' does facility nu-an, Sam? Sunz-Pertaining to the face. Jliss ,llclionalzl-NYhat does punctu- ality mean, Samuel K? i5'lllIIll!'f'Ai'l ot' punctuatiug. Young fellow-tto girl who was singingj Say, Mary do you know how to throw your yoiee? lllary-ttrying to convince him she was cleverl Why sure I can. Young fellow-lVell then throw it out of the window. fl-rl-3 E. Sllld-Hhvllilt is wrong with John Logan today? Brill-He swallowed a buttalo nickel and it's kicking. Mr. Silfllfllfl'-hlH1'lilll, what is your Arith- metic about today? Marian-Page 188. Mr. Slllllllfl'-hVll2'll'.S on page lt4?-5? Marim:-Problems. Soplionzorz' to l'TI'l'.9lll.l'--iiDfD you think you will pass in type ? I resliie-- lYliy'? Sopliomore-W You have to write fifteen words with live or fewer errors. F I'l?8lIl'0--uhvllilt! Then I wou't pass! The Hemmington doc-sn't go last enough. Miss Scott keeps one on top. Miss Moore lets no one become poor. Mr. Snyder teaches one to weave answers like a spider. Mr. llenuing, about his good-natured chuckle, there's no use peuning. Miss Mcllouald. who teaches shorthand. is a marvel in that land. Miss Neiman, while spelling, is always so compelling. IIIE COJIMERCIAL RECORD lullllnulullllnnlllllnnnnlllnnlulnlllllulu llllnIIIlulnnlnlllllnnllululnlllllulunlnllnnlnlllllnlllnl lnlnunv The Fifth Avenue Bank of Pittsburgh Established 1869 I CapitaI fIpI00,000 Surplus Sl 25,000 473 -INTEREST ON SAVINGS ACCOUNTS -4th WE INVITE YOUR BUSINESS T II E COMM ER I' I A L If la' 1' 0 li' II -ll A Uomierszztiorzi Hetzeeen Treo Girls Before Class First girl- In defining words we are not allowed to use the word from whieh the word in question is de- rived. Seeonfl girl- XVell, that ain't the wordg it's the other part ot' it. Several weeks before Xmas we started to raise a Xmas fund to buy toys for orphans. iVe bought dolls and different members ot' the elass d1'ess- ed them. Miss fV'il'IVLll'7I-Uhlilkt' a sentenee with erystallizef' Doris Gibbs- Katie will erystallize this sentence. 9-A-3 Happy are we! VVe wear glasses and so ean see That some of our teaehers will give us a B. Knowledge is a great gift, When we tall into an English Test it. if Miss St-ott makes em hot And finds out it we know a lot. In our English elass we were studying pronouns with uneertain anteeedents when Miss Scott remarked, Be eare- t'nl of the relative pronouns, beeause l find the 'whieh's' a1'e giving niueh trouble.' Miss Seo!!- Has anyone read anything in the papers about the war? Bill- 1 read, last night, that Turkey had taken 'l'hraee. Miss Sen!!- XVas that a Denioeratie or ltepubliean paper. Hill- Tele. 11 On Mr. Snydefs blacleboarrl the lan' is -written- Keep flies out ot' ink wells. It sounds as though M r. Snyder is Very Particular about who have private baths in his room. 9-A--I Mr. Zrmlr-XYas it this elass whom l taught the power ot' habit? .llorris Debrofl'-Yes, Main. Miss Malielf-Helen l1ow many have yon right? Helen-I'll bring the paper tomorrow. Mr. Zoolr-Aliee, what is i'onr-sevenths ot five-sevenths? -1Hee-Six-sevenths. Little Johnny was told not to go slid- ing. His Grandmother was sewing his grandtather's pants when Johnny eame in and said, Granny, does prandpa go sliding? Izlu-Miss Gillespie, what is the date ot' the inventory? llliss Gillespin-February thirty-tirst. Mr. Zook-Can anyone think of an- other way to calculate interest '? EIHIIIUIYI IXil'H!l-SIIYP knoek ott' three places. Lady In the l'fllUL'l.l' la.1'i flrirer-I want to go to the Jenkins Areade and on the fourth floor. 1i'ooA'1'e-So1'ry, Madam, but l ean't take you there. Ladlu-iVliy not? l just was there yes- terday in a taxi. Rookie-l'll take you to the Areade, but you must take the elevator to go to the fourth tloor. Tenellerw-llelen, rise and reeite your lesson. Helen l,r'e,1f-May l sit down? l ean't tlnnk standing np. Miss Gillespie-lt' a note dated lleeem- ber first is dne in sixty days alter date when will it be dne? 1'z'l1l1l'I'tlI!' Iluelmm--Mareh first. .lliss Gillespie-At last someone answered eorreet. l eertainly think some ul you are April tirst students. THE COMMERCIAL RECORD insley Booster Company Manufacturers of Sport Emblems Organized by 10-A-3 Accounting Class ' Accounting Proficiency BOOSTERS OF Athletic Pep Better Business High ANNA JACOBS, President JEAN MULLOY, Secretary BESSIE BRAUNSTEIN, Vice-Pres. MARY COOTS, Treasurer. J. F. KINSLEY, Business Counsel. Compliments of the E. J. White Club SOCIAL - LITERARY - ATHLETIC MR. E. WILLENBERG, Coach. MR. E. J. WHITE, Coach. William L. Pardini, Pres. Louis F. Willenberg' Jack M. Chernotl' Louis W. Statti, Vice-Pres. Michael Santangelo John Close Carmen Azzaro, Secretary Michael Dupnak Richard J. Wehs Albert Abraham, Manager Louis Makagon George F. Prince L Q-......-1....l--....-.... A Friena' to the Record The man who buys is the man who knows The value that lies in tailor made clothes. THE EBENEZER TAILORING COMPANY Phone Schenly 693-R 2336 East Wylie Avenue. Pittsburgh, Penna. NEW LINCOLN THEATER 2-116 EAST WYLIE AVENUE UP TO DATE PHOTO-PLAYS. L. MOOGERMAN, lllanagrer. Music in charge of Sallarthiele Pollard COMPLTMENTS OF Sl-A-5 Piesident-JOSEPH JADENAK, Vice President-JESSIE MCCONAHA, Secietary-Tieasuler-DOROTHY BEVINS, Report Teacher-MISS GILLESPIE. THE COMMERCIAL IYECOIKII 421 NV11 11av0 112111 21 very su000ssfu1 t01'111 this SyIll0St0l'. Olll' class had v01'y good o11i001's, 211111 that is what 111211i0s 21 sc-1111111 1'o0111. OUR PRESIDENT MARY RICHARDSON, OUR VICE PRESI- DENT MORRIS DERROFF, OUR SECRETARY XVINONA DINES. OUR TREASURER HELEN THOMAS, OUR REPORTER CATHERINE GAETANO, h21v0 21l11'21ys 110011 on t110 job. XV0 11211'0 112111 lllillly 2l1'1'll1'211'j' t1-sts i11 Tj'l70XY1'I1Illg. fjlll' 0118111111011 typist is C2lIlll'l'Ill0 112lC'1l21l1U. NVQ 21lso h21V0 21 1112110 typist, Mr. John NV2111t110k. C21t1101'i110 G210t211111's l1igh0st sp001l i11 typ0 this sy1110st01' was fifty words 1191. .1111111 NVZIIITIICIKIS hig110st sp001l i11 typ0 was 1'o1'ty-F1v0 words 110t. O111' 1-lass 211so 011t01'0d t110 O. G. A. 10st i11 S1101'tll2ll1lI. Miss Vi1110t H211'tz0l is 11111' 1'1121111pio11 s11111'th211111 w1'it01'. TIIGIK' 211'0 lllillly other pupils i11 our 1'121ss 1'11on1 who 2ll'0 good i11 typ0 211111 S1lOI'1'Ililll1I 111'-sid0s O111' Cl12'llll17I0llS. All 111' 11111' 1-lass is Y0l'y g'l'2IIP1'1ll to 11.11' 11011' t0a0h01' Miss S1'11w211'tz. O111' l'PlD0l't tf'2l1'1ll'l' was SII1'lJ1'IS011 o11 l'I2111o11'0011. MANY XVHITE LIES WERE PASSED OUT FOR IT TO ISE A SURPRISE. S110 was EISIUWI hy Miss 11011011 to 011t01' tho 11111110 for 21 1'0w 111i1111t0s 11'hil0 1110 1'21s1'211s i11 O111' 0l21ss 1101'fOl'Ill0lI it. NVIIOII Miss M211i1-li 011- t01'0d s110 110111111 21 IIZISIQUI 211111 OIIIUI' things sp1'02111 OVCI' IIQI' desk. T110 Ollly way to g0t 211102111 ot' R111loIpl1 Silv0st01' is to stop i11 1'l'0llt ol' 111111. Jamfs-R1111y, did X011 0211 first Illllvllf 111111.11-N11, I 21t0 111,11 1ll1ll'l1. This is t110 0l21ss 111' 9-A-5 A Il1GI'l'j' 01'o11'd 111' tW0ll1j'-11Y1', lI21ppy 211111 gay, All tro' th0 day, This is 2111 IQIIQII' is to say. O11tsi1l0 l311si110ss Iligh S1'l11111l, 1'1ll'l'l' is 21 sign, Go Slow. I11si110 l511sin1-ss High Svhool, it s1-0111s we h211'0 to go 1'01'y fast. Atl110ti1' L0211101's for 11-A-5-1101011 Stovk 211111 Dorothy ISPVIIIO. First 5111110111-1Yl121t did you 51111111111 ov01'? S1'1'r1111l 1S'l111l1'11f-T110 pile 111' 0x1'11s0s 11211111011 i11 1Illl'IlIg' t110 t01'111, to Miss Gil10spi0, by 1110 pupils ot' 11-A-5. f'flIZlllllll'llIIl for you 1-- Al11'21ys l21t0, 111--1'01' 02Il'1j'g Got to 001110 with 111y st1'21igl1t 112111 L'l11'1y. Who ? rw rw - - 1.110 B21sli0t 132111 1021111 ot 11-11-0- .I. D011ol1l, Cillltllillg J. Go1'1l11n, -I .-il2l1I0ll2l1i, L. Gihhs, 11. Sil1'0st01'. 11111111 111 flu' 111111- Oli, y0s, I l'1'Illl'Ill- 111'-1' 11'h011 it 1131111011011- It 11'21s that day 1111-1'0 was 11111111115 l21t0 i11 11-A-5. lln1'r1Il111 l!0ri11s, ltzllcing' to Miss 1iil10s- pi0 21 pi01'0 1111 -1011111211 1,2llD1'l'1-7 T110 11111111-y 1-1111111111s 500111 to I10 1111 1110 11'1'1111g' si1l0. I11111' 5111111 1 tix il . .llfss flil11's,11'1'f S11pp11s0 yon 11'y 11ll'll- ing' th0 p21p1-1' IIIPSIIIU 1l1111'n. l'2NflIl'I' I1l111'sl. 1f sp0lls 1,l'tllll'It'1Ul'SllIl1 111 11 15 11115 1215111011 1111 111-1' IPZIIJUIN' 1'1'1o- 2-1-1 XY1-'1'0 th0 0121ss ot' 11-A-5 lll'0S!11l1l1. A1111 ylllllll s00 11'0'1'0 2111 211i1'0g H'1 Ill doing our work, W0 11'2lI'll to st1'i1'0, 'f' yfg' I This gwnt big. 012,55 of tW,,lty,Hx-Q.. Wl121t's 11'1'1111g XYIIII 1110 1'ZIl'. 11 sIlll1'il1N t1'I'l'11l1j', Eliz21110th 1V0i1', 111' 1110 11122 g'1'211l1121ti11g' .II11111111-1'2111'1 110 111-1p011, 11 has pig 0121ss, is wo1'lii11g at SIIUZIVIS. i1'o11 i11 1110 21x10. I-I THE COMMERCIAL RECORD 'Il'1'fe-IVl1y do. you go on the baleony when I sing? Huslmwl-I want to show the neigh- bors I'm not beating you. Hlffflil'-NIIIIIIIIIRI. .IIN-Ivell . 'U'ill1'e-Do you trust me? .lla-Yes, dear. Willie-IVell, why do you lol-k the iee- box at night? First Student-I think it is getting colder. Serum? SfllfIl'7lfA-IIOXVIS that? First Sfurlenf-l've got a funny feeling in my bones. Mr. Ilenniny-He1'e's a nice poem. Pupil-Is that The Barefoot Boy? Jlr. Ilenning-No, he has shoes on now. .Imm-speaking to a friend declared that a friend of hers eame to see her elean from South Hills fand not dirty.j lJI!l1lll'l'-IDO I play to-day? Capt.-Sure you do. I,lll.lll'I XNrYIl9lI '? flfl1l1L.7TlllI'lI half. SlsulvnI-'I'eam-her wl1y does this author put sueh big words in here? QIIIIIHIUI' SfIl1I!'llf1T0 make a l1it with the girls. ll'ill1'r1-Wlio invented the first steam engine ? '1lll'lx'-'XV llatt? ll'illizf--Correct. SfllfffllIL-IS-21-IJ0ll necessary on a bieyele? First Stzulzfnf-Do you know any good jokes? Svmnrl Sfuflmzt-No? I am the only joke here. lllr. Il'i1'01', zlfeffrifizy .sIllIl'llIfl'lIIl fu rr pupil nf the boflrfl fllf. Dirvr--Selienley. 1'll1llil-txVl'It0S it, then erases, a11d asks,l llow do you write it? Jlr. Diver-You wrote it right. Pupil-I thought Sehenley is bigger than that. Pupil-How do you pronounce Hong- Kong? TUIIFIICJI'--XTOII don't pronounee itg you mp rr bell fzriee. Freshies in ease ot' fire Do Not Rzm, be- eause green stuff does not burn. Tmehm'-Make a sentence with the word confess. Plllllll-TIIC C'l'Il1llll?tl had vrnffesserl that he committed suieifle. 9-B-2 Mr. Me.-Ilona-I'Vl1iel1 way is most eeonomieal to lay carpet? .0-Is' Pupil-Froni one side to the other. TPHVII01'-JOIIIIIIY, name three things made ot Ivory. JIIIIIIIIZI1'-COIIIIIS, brush-handles and thesi- tatingl Ivory Soap. One day .Iohny was sitting in sehool with his feet sprawling out in the aisle. The teaeher notieing him said, Johnny take the gum out ot' your month and put your feet in . Tvneller-Wllat are hoard feet? l'll1lI'l--O-O-Oll, they are something like wooden legs. IYhile practicing Basketball one day Miss Kann said, Stiek to your for- ward. Begimzcr-I 4-an'tg she runs away from me. Gynz. Day Jlr. gllcilone-Take your books and go to Marble Hall. Pupil-May I put my shoes on lirst? Pupils-Don't serateh your head so nnu-h. INN0861100-XVIIY 0? Pupil--Because you will get your fingers full of splinters. Teuelzer-IVe do not harvest spring wheat in the winter. XVl1o van tell me when we do? Brigid Ifllrlj-Ill February. U A ,ne gmxaf Q, Q3 A Y L Q .S Q QQW Lv, P Q 0 Q jr? 6 N! ' I3 8 E u I ' 9 fl! fluff I Lg 6 Vp ' , W U X11 fa A ,Sf X320 W 7, fu -'ix Y 1 SN FQ I 5 A Y 4 X I Anafh V ' J Dx.-,ikb XFLWM Fwffer 0 ' S DX fs k X 7 J we f ss c.A,df Q X? -fd 1 ' ' X xx UQ :W V! Dj! 'rm- f f J T iixufy f 1 1 7 jjj Q X J KXKA RK , jf! ' K f x I 1 V 6 W M, if-3 V M wg f ,u may I E 57' X 'wf' ,N D ' Era: Pep X , F , - N fi! A S W ' DN, ,Q U Nga W- L - I f , 77 U5 r J V 7 'fly Y i' 1 y Q WN QD + 1 - Y I 1 1' :I 'lf ,A AQ if 0 , s V kv! Wm, , , xx X ' V 1--igigilfli 2- x I wx X i -ll! 'Z - X J EN Dv:1,1' 155 X ! b 6 w I Q 1 N Y 0376 A w' , ' C01 - ' K J VTE fa X N ' 01m RANK Nl 2 x C-Zf2,5?lcL'Ql' ,' ' 4 MT ,,,.cMI QD Tfllfihlj tc? 2 Q BQ HK ' 'Jfwf THE COMMERCIAL RECORD lllllllllIlllilllllllllllllllIIllIIIllllnlllllIIllIIIIllllllulllllllllllllullllllllll COMPLIMENTS OF 9-A-2 Reporter-Molly Abromivifz, Secretary-Margaret Coyne, Treasurer- Virginia Fenton. Viee Pres.-Lillian Price. President-Gussie Miller, Report Teac-her-Miss MacDonald COMPLIMENTS 9-B-7 COMPLIMENTS 9-B-4 Our Motto-HSUCCESSH COMPLIIXIENTS 9-A-4 President-Marv Ric-hardson, Seerefarye-VVinona Dines, Viee iPres.-Morris De-broft, Treas.-Helen Thomas, Reporter Cafherinc Graefano, Report Teacher-Miss Caroline E. Maliek, COMPLIMENTS 9-B-11 COMPLIMENTS 9-B-5 COMPLIMENTS OF 9-B-8 Pres.-Martha Larkin, Vice Pres.-'I'he1n1a Cross, Seat.-Sarah Jones Treas.-Cletus Murphy, Reporter-Myrna Darby COMPLIMENTS OF 10-B-1 resident-SAM PRATT Vice President-MARGARET FREEBING Secretary-LlfIURETTA SEFTON Treasurer-ICDNA BRIGHT P Reporter-XYILLI A M GRIFFIN X THE COMMEK CIAL l1'ln'l'Ulf1I 47 Tdlllflllfl'-YOII 11GOCill1lt cry over poor marks-they are waterproof. Last Year we worked for E's. But this year we don't work and still get them. Type Mary-NVhat are you making such speed for? Bright One-Oh I only have a little room on this line and I want to get this word in. The clerk fresh from the country was told to file a bundle of letters and he said Don't you think it would be easier to trim them with the scissors? .9-B-3 Miss Rhine - Mary, transcribe the fourth sentence. Mary- The couple eloped to heaven. V tHavanal Butcher- IVell, little boy, what do you want? Little Boy- Twenty-five cents worth of scarce tsparej ribs. M-iss Rhine- Robert, transcribe the sentence on the board. Robert- Tl1e image in the niche came from banana. tPanaznal English as She is Spoke. I'1I'6'.9l7-lj-AKGOOCI English will richen my vocabulary.'l tEnrichl John-CTO his friendj IVhat are we to write about in English, The Norse- man? L!lCl'IStClIlS-till earnestl No, we are to write about the North Horseman, as there are no Norsemen. Miss IllcfllozecIl- James, give me a pre- positional adverbial phrase consist- ing ot' how much. James- One dollar. Teacher-- Frank, give me a sentence with the word napkin. FranAv- Mother, after I take my nap 7 kin I go out to play? ' A polite dry goods clerk to a pretty young girl l rom the country,- ls anybody waiting on you, Miss 3 Sire tllllSl1'I'lIfj-i'Tl12ItlS my teller, stand- ing outside, he wouldn't come in. .9-B-4 Sonny- Pa, how far can a dog run into the woods? Pa- IYhat a foolish question, as far as he wants of course. Sonny- No he can't he can only as tar as the middle, after that he is running out of the woods. Nazju- Listeii Katy, what did you put at the end of your letter? tmeaning the closingj Katy- IVl1y, I put a period at the end of my letter. Pat-tholding his left side.J- Mike, I think I have appendicitisf' Alike- XYell what are you holding your left side for, your appendicitis is on your right side. Pat- Ohl well, I'm left handed. First Girl- Maybe he will go in Octo- ber. Second Girl- No, maybe he will go in December. Tlfirfl Girl- May bees don't fly in De- cember. .lllfllflj- 'l.llll'1'i' is a lady on our street, whom they won't bury. .cl 111111- IYl1y ? illllflll-Hl'il'i'2ll1S0 she isn't dead.' I report to roovn eighteen, l have a teacher that's very keen, lIer name is Miss lYilson yon know, Hut it' yon once get in her room She will make you grow, l mean in work il' yon pay attention .Xnd you will always he influential. THE C'O,lI.llEIfC'I.1L RECORD llllulllllllll IllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllIIIIllllllllllllllluIllllllllllllllllllllllllll Phone :-Court 3685 W. FRANK HULL SIGNS FOR EVERY PURPOSE 408 Third Ave. Pittsburgh, Pa. J. P BOWDEN 8z SON Home Dressed Fresh and Smoked Meats FULL LINE OF GROCERIES Bell Phone:-795 J. Hemlock 2738 Sz 2740 Cobden St. Bell Phone, 559 Grant P. Sz A. 559 Main THE GRAFF COMPANY A Stoves, Ranges, Furnaces Wood Mantles, Tiling 945 Liberty Avenue Pittsburgh, Pa. Beechview Meat Market E. KNAPP 1544 BEEOHVIEW AVENUE Bell Phone:-Locust 376 James R. Pitcairn, Jr. BUILDERS' SUPPLIES 413 Fourth Avenue Pittsburgh, Pa. Court 3528 Olsen 8: Berthold GROCERIES MEATS PRODUCE 1642 BROADWAY Lehigh 3000 0fllllllIl'llLI'll7lN of JOSEPH CALABRESE Ifnlirm PllfIl'7ll!lC'l.F.9 Webster Avenue and Tunnel Street l Webster Avenue and Washington Place PliiSlllIl'QlI, Pa. Bell Phone:-Federal 598 Fruits and Vegetables in Season L. H. 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My wi1'0 g'111'0 21 1'l'4'1'1l110Il j'l'r1l'1'111ly.N 1Ji11 X011 211101111311 Y0s, 1 ll12ly1'11 Rl p1'a1'1i1-:11 1111110 U11 1ll'l'. 1 got i11 11110 W1Il'll Slll' was 1'1'l'l'11 ing, 111111 1N'1'UI'l' s110 1illl'W it Slll' was smiling' 111111 saying s111- was glad to s1-0 IIIU, 11'or 1110 lirsf 111111' i11 111r00 XUZIVS. 1 THE COMMERCIAL RECORD Watches Diamonds Optical Goods Photo Supplies H . T. M Y E R S jE WELER AND OPTICIAN 6343 Frankstown Avenue Bell Phone:-Hiland 1438 E. E. Pittsburgh, Pa SCHOOL ANNUAL EDITORS Let us shoulder part of your burden. Get in touch with us and learn hon we can offer you real service in the following: PHOTOGRAPHY ART WORK ENGRAVING Vlass Group Cover Designs Zinc and Fraternity Groups Panel Layouts Halftone Athletic Groups Page Layouts Etchings Individual Portraits Department Headings Color Inserts Guaranteed Work at Attractive Prices ROBERT RAWSTHORNE CQMPANY Herren Building, Eighth at Penn, Pittsburgh, Pa CALL Grant 3527 Jobbing Promptly Attended to McConnell Plumbing Company SANITARY PLUMBING STEAM AND GAS FITTING 917 WYLIE AVENUE PITTSBURGH, PA BELL PHONE, Grant 4058 Compliments of PH. ABRAHAM and BROS. WVHOLESALE DEALERS IN Dry Goods, Notions, Etc. 1017 LIBERTY AVENUE, PITTSBURGH, PA inlunInulnulllnllllllllllllllllunlllllll Illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll v THE COMMERCIAL RECORD 51 You put me in mind of a hinge. 9-H-7 lVhy? -1 Because you are something to a door- The 9-B-7 and 9-B-1 playvd il fast fadorel game XVednesday November 22. .9-B-6' Nr. Zooliv-1Vhat do' we have for our lesson today? Class-Multiplieation. Mr. Zook-On what page is our lesson? Class--48, 49, 50, 51, etc. Mr. Zoolf-This is an Arithmetic class, not a football game. Miss. Schu-art:--Read what it says in your book on Page 16. Nrnrman-Strike G. with your F. finger of left hand semicolon. Fuinlu-They have all the jokes on me. Miss ZlIcDo1veII--W'ell can't you take a joke? Funk--Yes, if its on the other fellow. Mary-So your sister likes to have you go shopping with her, does shed? Elsie-Yes, she gets me to make the selection, and then she takes some- thing else. Hurry-How does young Funk stand at Business High? Jack-Not very well. He's all right in his studies, but he is more than suspected of cutting soccer games. Teacher-lVhere is your book? Pupil--I forgot it. Teacher-Why don't you forget your head sometimes? Pupil-Because there is too much in it. Dear Frienflz- I am sending you that 3510 dollars I owe you, but I closed the envelope and ean't get it in. Office stenographer-How do you spell graphic with one f or two? General boss-If you are going to use f any, you might as well use two. Rose-Do you want to buy two fifteen cent tickets? fiIILl'1:6-Xvilfltl for? Rose-Thirty cents. The result was a scoreless tie. The stars of the game were Miller, Yard- chever, Zeehino and Gannon. Mr. lVhite said it was one of the best played games between the 9-B classes this year. A very enjoyable Hallowe'en party was held by the classes of 9-B-7 and 9-B-8 on Tuesday October 31, 1922. One of the most noted features was the turnout of the boys. They were there with all their glory numbering one in all. It has been voted that he get the D. S. C. tDistinguished Service Crossl For his bravery. This honor belongs to Cletus Murphy. At least we have one boy, who's not afraid of us girls. A word to you boys who didn't attend, it' you were afraid you would not get your money's worth just take a glance at what was served, cakes, doughnuts, candy, peanuts, orange-ade and apples. lYhat more do you want for twenty cents? One word to the wise is sufiicient. This is your first oifense boys, don't let. it happen again. Even though only one boy attended a verey enjoyable afternoon was spent. Question-XVl1y do the girls like to go into the cloak room? Aus11'cr-Because they want to put pow- der on their nose. -1111 llfZl'l'I'ffN!'lllt'Il.f1uhVC Dye For You. Prcsiclent of CIIISS-XVi1G1'0'S that smoke coming l'rmu? Ifulph-Tl1at's not smoke, Dorothy's Just powdering up. 1,1-Vfffilfll'-1 heard George had a down- tall. Erlilll-Yes, he fell off the chair. Tl'Ill'lll'I'-xvililil is a diplomat? 1'up1'I-An artist. Tenelzer--lYl1y do you think that? l'up1'l-Beczuise he dips his brush on :L mat. 52 THE C'0JIJIEL'C'ZIlL RECORD University Training in Business Administration is Your Best Insurance Against Incompetence, Unemployment and Inadequate Compensation School of A Accounts, Finance and Commerce E UQUE ST -TE UNIVERSITY Economics Business Organization Spanish Business Management English Corporation Finance Traffic and Transportation Money and Banking Advertising Business Law Commerce and Industry Credits and Collections Psychology and Selling Taxation and Tax Reports Accounting, all branches, including preparation for C. P. A. and American Institute Examinations. IN THE HEART OF DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH -ith, 5th and 6th Floors, Vandergrift Building, 323 Fourth Ave. TELEPHONE, CIOl'R'l' 3594-COURT 3395 VV. H. VVALKER, Dean H. L. 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Who 11'11s 1G1'11s11111s 1 111- must 111111- 111-1-11 1111- i111'1-111111' 1111 1111- 111115 211 UNU1- 1111111111121 111111 111 1 m,uSm,'11 11111111, 1111 1111-ir 111115, X1'U1ll11'1'1IIQ 1111111 1111- 111111'1- 11:15, 111111 1l':11'111'1' 11111111111-11 211 1111- Xvl'5, 111111111111, 11111-sv 411111-s 11:1':1- 11111111' s111w111-wx ol' 1111- 1-1111 11i1'1N11111 1'1-11111111 g111111 11011l1N. T111- 111-11 is 1111- 1I1S1..v 1111' 111' 1111- 1111-111111-lx 111' 1111- x1:1x11'x1l1111l'11' How 1-xt1'11111'11i11111'y1 11-11gu1-. THE COJlMEIff'IAL RECORD -ga xx ' . - All Work Guaranteed. Ma.: ?'l'lg31m 1 5?12tSj Penn Upholstering Company 1'PIllll,S'l'ERING, Fl'HNITI'R1s HHPAIRINQ: f .md m+:FIN1s1I1Nu Also VUIAJNI.-Xl. AN'l'IQl'E Fl'RNl'l'l'RE :incl PIANOS MIRRORS RESIIIVICRED. MA'l 1'RESSl41S MADE TU ORDER AND RENEWED Hell Phone:-Fisk 1-158-J. 4211 Penn Avenue, PITTSBURGH, PA. A. H. KLING Paint - HARDWVARE - Glass House .F111'11ISI1II1g' Goods 2824 CHARTIERS AVENUE, CORLISS STATTON Walnut 1836 Pittsburgh, Pa. Oilice Hours 9:00 A. M. to 8:00 P. M. Phone:-Grant 841-R DR. F. C. WILLIAMS OPTOMETRIST SPECIALIST Hypermetropia, Myopia, Heterophol-ia8zAstigmatism-, Scientilically Couected. 2137 l.'011'r1'o Avo. Pittsburgh, Pu. Both Pllonesrf I I I I H. LANGER IVlmIfsf1I0 cf' Hefail l1Rlll.'l'lRIl1IS, MEATS K PoI'I,'l'RY 2118 Wylie Ave. 2125 Wylie Ave. Emmett and VJadswo1th Sts. PITTSBURGH, PA. AMERICAN CLEANING AND TAILORING CO. AMERll.'A'S SVPREME CLICANICIRS AND DYICRS Hur IllUll0l'1l llolivvry SYSICIII calls for and clelivors your work :nt tho time you request. Call Fisk 1944 4819 Penn Ave. Im' l'1'n1m f'mu's SIITIITUPS and Sorln llfzlfm' M. MANDELL l.'o11l'0ctio11e1'y and Lunvh Room Fullelton Stleet and Bedford Ave.1ue School Nllpplic.-4 S11mlu'1Cl1 PN and Hof C'off'fw' f onzplitn11'nf.w of NATHANSON BROTHERS 'VHRIQE wrt mms 2905 l'l'l1ll'l' 1518 Ulllllill' 1639 Pride Street TIIE COMMERCIAL RECORD 55 A boy asked his mother if he could go to the picture show? lVho do you want to see? asked his mother. Rudolph Vaseline, answered the boy. What fruit is on a penny? .-1 nts irc r-D ate. Teacher-Mieliael what is an indefinite pronoun. tMichael is staring steadi- ly downward apparently looking on the floor and not hearing the questionj Teacher-NVell Michael, is it gold you up are hunting for. Miss Mahal.:-XVl1at kind of a noun is toes? Bcrnnrfl Muitur-Toes is a collective noun. Helen-Fatlier, what's the difference bc- tween ammonia and pneumonia? Father-One is found in bottles and the other is in the chest. Returning from school one day a little girl proudly informed her mother that she had learned to punctuate. You see mother, she said, when you write hark, you put a hat pin after it, but when you ask a ques- tion you put a button hook. ,Inna McCuu'lcy-W'l1ere do you begin, at the beginning of a paragraph UI at the end of a paragraph? .lliss Schwartz-YVl1at a1'e you, a China- man? IjfilllClilllll-xvlllljll is the strongest CRIB' in the week? Student-Suiiday. Prir1c1'pal-W'l1y'? .. Monday, Tuesday, Stuelcnt-Because Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, an-l Saturday are week days. 9-B-10 .lritlimetic teacher to class-XYl1at was going through your heads? Pupil-Qunconsciouslyj Nothing. Jlarynrct-I don't know what to wear for Halloween. fl1!lI'f'l1Pl'--hYZlSll your l'ace and no one will know you. Run for your lives. l can hear tln roar ot' cannons. XVhat can it be? Oh, that's only the girls going our lor gym. ll'z'fc--T110 maid puts her whole heart into her cooking. Husbancl-Tlieii she must have been heavy-hearted when she made tuis cake. The man trying to figure out his over- head expenses must be always think- ing of haircuts. You can always tell a Business lligh School graduate-but you can't tcll him much. Custmner fu waiter in Restaurant--.X little bird told me that this cuftcc isn't any good. lVuz'tcr-It must have been a swallow. Mike-Pat, do you understand French? Pat--Sure, if it's spoken in Irish. Lore is the tickling sensation ol' onc's heart and the ruination of a pock- etbook. She- I would like to see you kiss me again. llc- XVell, keep your eyes open this time. John-I want some shoes. I lIl'l'liT-Xhrllilt number ? John-Two, what do you think l am. a centipede '? Blessed is he who expects to llunk l'or he shall not be dissappointed. llc---Was your grandma angry because you didn't get home until 2 A. M.? l didn't wait until she got home to find out. .nb TIIIJ I'0.lIMERCIAL RECORD .fl-B-11 Jacob C7lI?l'l1Cll7,, 10-A-.Zo .Xu 1-arly hiry gc-ts a worm, hut a latc- STUDENT VS AUTOMOBILE 1-liie-kc-11 gc-ts a tardy mark. IF:- .lohu Sliarlu-, Sl-li-ll's liihlc- studc-ut, has a WOlltl0l'l Nl vom-aluilary, duo to road- iug' thc- liihlc-. lvllllll Miss Mvllown-ll's rc-q uc-st lor a st-11t1-11vo with glad as au adjc-vtivc-, .lohu prouiptly rosm- Zllltl gava- tlu- shm I l l, Int 'l10l't -ar not lor l hriug' yt- glad tidiu--'s ol' ,Q,'rc-at 'ov. s ., . . t'UllOWlllQ,'I--Tlli' augc-l said to thc- illrlrfff--Uli my 1-oat is lull ot' fuzz, it .llrl vatm-lu-s 1-vc-rytliiugx it has 1-auglit thc- Illl'2lSli'S or whoop- iug' 1-ouglif. rin--You klillllt' 1111-au to tc-ll Illl' that Ifosf--Havo yo11 Zlllj' iuvisilmlc- liairpius? You arc- failing, you art- ll0t hitting ou all XOUI' Cj'llllClC'1'5Q You 1-au't get up thc- hill on high, shift to sec-oudg You aro tl, litth- be-liiud, give her more S353 Hard work is a big hill, thi11k of thc- llUXVll grade- ou the other sideg Au E is a blowout, you can patch it up with extra studyg You spec-d, you will uot he arrc-stc-dg You slow up, you XVILL FAILQ You cau't gc-t your work, you should have your iuavliiiie oyc-rl1a11lc-d. -l flgYf'N- THE TEACHER :- lfosvflu-t 1111- sc-0 tllK'Il1. lffzlplf-Miss Xlldllilllll, dom-s it lllll't to A wo1'k a lll'UlJlUlll this way? tSll0Wll1g' tht- way.l .lli Y' ' ss A mnzunu-Noi lt doc-s not hurt, hut it is i111'o1'1'1-vt. . , . . F., . . . f lI'lH uauu- who rm-ports 111 tl-li-ll, ls Auua XwlSllilllSllillS. Sounds a good 'N dc-al likc- Rliiuovt-ros, doc-su't it. .l,l2l1l 'llt'01', did l 11ot sc-0 vou sittiuv' Ull P- . C1 that youug' lll2llllS lap XVl1l'll I passt-d thc- parlor door last ui--'l1t? ' ,1 11 Y1-s, aud it was vc-ry t'llllJZl1'l'2lSSlllg. Ht wish You had not told 1111- to. auytliiug' ol' thc- kiud. mod llc-avm-us, l llK'X'l'l' told X011 to do You did, you told 1111- that il' lu- at- t1-1111-t1-d to gc-t Sl'lltllIll'llttll, l must sit Ull him. 'lllllx llll1lQ'l't ol' Hlll' vlass. Nathau Sro- lovitz. Tho vhattf-r hox ol' tl-li-ll, Halph Zau- grrillo. WAX'l'ElJ Y Y l l Souix-tliiug' to malu- liarl Lauer grow. XXI11-11 Miss Wilson askod lor two strong' boys to 1-arry up hc-r supplivs, wh y did liarl liillllxl' aud ,Xlhc-rt NYoll'c- put up thc-ir haudsf lVill rc-uiovv carhou 'l'l'0Il1 vyliudc-rsg NYill tc-avh you l1ow to shift gt-ars proporlyg NVill furnish X011 witl1 more gasoline-5 lVill show yo11 thc- houlc-vard that fol- lows hard workg NVill he-lp X011 patvli il hlowoutg NYill show yo11 how to gatlu-r spot-dg lVill lic-lp yo11 to avoid stalling your c-ugiuog XYill 'XVILLINGLY overhaul your ma- chiuo. 1EMEMl3ER1:- A llliltllllli' rospouds to thc- t1'l'2!tIlll'llt it 1-01-eivc-sg C2l1'0l'll1l study aud hard itaithful pri-- paratiou will put X011 through ou highgg l Il1ClllfC1'Ql1t study aud work will stall your Q1lg'll1CQ A solt'-starter save-s time-, aud tiuu- is mom-yg The host gasolium- to use is hard workg The best oil to use is appliaiicc- ol' 1-ouimou st-use-3 You arc- tlll autouiohilc of lifcg Carlc-ssuc-ss 1-ausm-s Qiigiuv tl'0llllli'. DONT HE AFHAIIJ UF OYEII- HEATING OR 0YEH'l'AXING YOUR ENGINE I University of Pittsburgh SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS University courses combining liberal culture, broad training for citizenship and special training for busi- ness careers. Evening school of Accounts and Finance offering courses of university grade in Ac- countancy, Business Management, Banking, Insurance, Journalism, Etc. Chamber of Commerce Building 7th Avenue and Smithfield Street FOR BULLETIN OR OTHER INFORMATION ADDRESS ' J . G . Q U I C K Registrar of the University Bigelow Boulevard ' Pittsburgh llllllll llllllllllllllIllllllllllillllllllllllllll lulllllllllllllllllllllllnllll gl IIIIlIIIIllIIHHHIIllllllIIllllllIlllllllllllllllllIIlllIIllllllIllllllllllllilllllllllllllllIlIlllllllIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIll!IIllllllIIllll!!IIlllllI!IlllllIIIIIlllIIlllH1IIllllllI!IIIIIIIHIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIHHllllIllllllllillllllllllg E me .MAKERS OF FINE TDRINTING l lie Crescent Press g Tliirci Floor Arrott Power Bldg. No. 1 2 Bell Teleplwone Smitliflelcl 299 This issue of lbe E Commercial Record E 5 I D made al our Press S Q E E 5 E ElllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilillIllllllllllllllIlllllllllIllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllIIllIlllllIIlllIIllllillllllllllllilllllllilllllliIIIIIHIIIllllIIIIIIIlililllillllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIWIE llnlllllll 1 I want every student taking a short course business training to have a copy of 'The Man Who Made Good! P. S. SPANGLER President of Dufs-Iron City College. uffs-Iron City Colle e 24 Duquesne Way, Pi ttsburgh, Penne. Prepares for greater opportunities Advanced courses in Salesnianship, Stenogrfaphy, Accounting open only to Those who have had commercial school training or equivalent offiee experience. DAY or NIGHT Sessions Twelve clistinet business courses for those who have not had Commercial training If you seek a good position send today for The Man VVlio Made Good. 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