Bushwick High School - Senior Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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44 SENIOR YEAR Book Freda Valet entered a department store to buy a camera. This looks like a very nice onef' she said. I don't know much about cameras but I do like the appear- ance of this one. What is it called? Thats the Belvedere, said the clerk politely. There ensued a chilly silence. Then Freda drew herself coldly erect, lixed him with a frigid stare, and asked: Er-and can you recommend the Belva P Kenneth: You didn't eat your second piece of pie! Ruth Z.: No-B. V. D. Kenneth: What do you mean-B. V. D.? Ruth Z,: One piece suits. The menu was printed in French but Schatz who came in for dinner did not intend to admit his lack of acquaintance with foreign tongues. He took the bills of-fare in his hands and studied it with an air of great intentness. Then he aimed a stout fotefinger at a certain item near the top of the card and to the waiter who was bending over his shoulder he said: To start off with, I'll take some of that. I'm sorry, sir, said the servitor, but the orchestra is playing that! E. H. R.: What fool told you to place those papers on that hle? Max S.: You did, Ma'am. E. H. R.: Well, leave them here-you're discharged for calling me a fool. A bookseller sent a bill to a certain customer for a book. The customer replied: I did not order the book. If I did, you did -not send it. If you sent it I did not receive it. If I did, I paid for it. If I didn't I won't. Rudy: Shall I sing for you, Torn? Tom: Have you a song with a refrain? Rudy: Yes. Tom: Then please refrain. George E.: What were you before you joined the Navy ? Ted W.: A life saver! George E.: What flavor? Miss Straub: The names of your parents, please ? jgtiljaschkowski: Papa and Mama. I-Iolub: I'm in a fog. Hesse: I've been that way for daze.

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7 f SFNIOR XFAR BooK Mtldted Wfhat happened to you were you 10 '1 wretk7 Lharlne No I was betng shaxed by 1 lady barber when 1 mouse rtn teross the floor Rosrtllnd Slff D sh lf I cant find my sonnet anywhere Percy must have thrown tt unto the fire L11 Wcrtherm Dont be absurd Rosalxnd The child cant rc td 'Ir1fI1c Cop Use your noodle lady' Use your noodle Celm B My goodness where rs 1t7 Ive pushed and pulled everythrng tn he CII' Mtss Housman zu lempe: O Lordll Read the questton Russo Beg pardon M1 am my name rs Russo Herb H The self Pl'0I10LlllClI1g dtctlonary rs a fake Fred V Howzatt7 Herb H Ive been strung here three hours ftnd tt h tsn t sud a word udge Is there any reason why I should not pronounce sentence on you' And said Mr Smger when you get th tt lnto your held you w1ll have the whole rdct rn 1 nutshell Lsther G You know I lrlee varrery tts the spice of hfe' Al lx Lool-. me over ltd, my name lb Hema Mtldred Charlte wats such 1 good player they nude htm 1 halfbaele after the trst game Betty 'lhrtts not btel The hrst day Ally uted for the team they mtde um 1 hunch btcle Helen Htrrrs My husband had 1 hope chest, too, before we were mtrrled Bettrnee Falk lor mercy sftkesl Wlmat wus rn rt? H H A bushel of socks he hoped some one would darn them L11 K Scotch students are better than others Al S How come? Lal K Oh, just because they pay close attentron I: : -I5 Z 1 . . 7 , 1 I ' ' 'I ' ,x 1 1 4 , 4 7 'I t ' e c J L 4 z .t ,, ' ' . ' ' 1 2 1 A ' - f' A : l , . . -t . . . L . , , . , . - .: r A l J . 2 . . Warner: Yes, your honor, stripes make me look fat. ' 2 2 . . .. , - . .. , x , I ., H - : . z . . ' t A 2 Al f ' , v,, K ' L . , '.. - , ' ' A 1. e. A A 3 . ' L ' . '1 ' If . 4 1 . 4 'e . . , ., A , . U 1 -4 1 e l 1 I .