The Bush School - Tykoe Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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Poetry, Anecdotes and Pleasantries THE SAGE SAYS: He knows a man who wouldn't tell a lie for nine pence, but he might tell eight lies for a dollar. A gentleman farmer is the fellow who makes one blade of grass grow where two grew before. A pessimist is a man who, when he has a choice of two evils, takes them both. The only difference between firmness and obstinacy is a matter of sex. The easiest man ,in the world to bunco is the man who has had just enough success to give him confidence in his own judgment. NEWS? Tour wife, said the reporter, and the man with whom she eloped have been found in New York. They were on their way to California, but they lost their money and were stranded there. Well? said the man, quite unmoved. Why er, stammered the reporter, we thought you might want the news, and-- That is not the news. The news is that I have just sent them enough money to see them through. STRAIGHT LACED An old Yankee was smoking in the waiting room of a railroad station when a porter said to him, Don't you see that notice on the wall- No smoking al' lowed? Sure, said the old fellow, 'ibut how can I keep all your rules? There's another on the wall that says 'Wear Felicia Cor' sets'. 'From the Boston Traveler PATRIOTIC PARASITE I'm just a lowly, crawling tick, Replete, distended, plethoricg Vicarious, allfout for V , Blood Donor is the role for me. Certain people and the clock simply do not speak the same language. -54 MIGHT BE Little Roger came home from Sunday school with a mite box. Why do they call it a mite box, mother? he asked. Because, chirped in his brother, you might put something in it and you might not. HAVENS DON'T PROTECT THE WORKING GIRL A coastwise fair maiden once thought Herself bound by a true'lover's knot, But there's many a slip Twixt a gob and his ship:-A A sailor's knot isn't so taut. JUNGLE JINGLE A tiger crouching for a spring Has true protective coloring, Half hidden in the dense morass His stripes resemble jungle grass:- You see what I am driving atg The tiger is a copy cat. QWERTYUIOP To My Typewriter All authors will admit the kick, From upfflung alphabetic hoof, When keys with thoughts together click In forming future galley proof. -From Saturday Review of Literature HE LAUGHED LAST ' A Yankee country church yard holds The grave of a bygone town buffoong Chiseled on his marble slab I expected this but not so soon. -F. W. Hatch Don't you think that sewing machine is running too fast? cried the husband. Look out! 'You'll sew the wrong seam! Mind that corner, now! Steady! Slow downg mind your finger. What's the matter with you, john? said his wife, alarmed. 'Tue been run' ning this machine for years! Well, dear, I was only trying to help you as you help me running the car.

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