Burt Community School - Bears / Roundup Yearbook (Burt, IA)

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THE PIONEER BEATITUDES OF THE FACULTY And seeing the multitudes, Prof, went into the class room, and when he was set the students came unto him. And he opened his mouth and commanded them saying: Blessed are they who behave, for they shall inherit the teacher’s good will- Blessed are they who study nights, for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they shall be called the teachers’ pets. Blessed are they who do not hunger after candy and chewing gum, for they will not incur Miss Grover’s wrath. Blessed are the Seniors, for they are to be envied their last year of misery. Blessed are the studious, for they shall posess a diploma. Blessed are they who do not shirk Current Events or do not wear boots to school, for these sins are never forgiven. Blessed are they who are persecuted for wrong doings, for they shall know better next time. Blessed are ye not when the teachers revile you and persecute you and say all manner of evil against you for ye shall never receive a credit. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for so persecuted they those who went before you. Prof.—In Physics Review was giving us a problem in the pressure on a dam. Nobody seemed to have it and he said, “Have you all for- gotten how to work the DAM problems?” 19 2 3 a

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 THE PIONEER !»xS $ $ SxS “GONNA GO T’ TH’ PARTY?” That sentence was on the lips of everyone in High School for a few days preceding the party. It was an all-High School affair with the Seniors as hosts and hostesses. As it was the first party of the year, the Freshmen were the guests of honor. By eight o’clock, the faculty and most of the students were there. The good time began with a grand march followed by High School games. Mr. Huffman and Donald Stow chose up sides and had each side represent a college; Harvard and Yale. They had races, hurdles, nd other athletic events- The winners won points and after the contest was over and the points counted up, it was found that Harvard was the winner. Then came the feed, which was greatly appreciated by the faculty —and pupils. Everybody went home tired, but happy. PHYSICS CHARM L. C. Gardner is my teacher, I shall not pass. He maketh me to answer in a heating effect. He leadeth me into the dry cell. He calleth me his electromagnet; He leadeth me into the paths of least resistance, Yea, though I walk with Newton and Pascal, I cannot recite for they will not help me; their dignity and their laws, they crush me. He prepareth me for electric shocks in the presence of my classmates- He raineth on my head his questions. He showeth me up. Verily, Physics does haunt me every hour of my life. Until I shall dwell in High School forever. Georgia (In the Grammar room). “May I git a drink?” Mr. Huffman—“What ? ?” Georgia—“May I git a drink?” Mr. Huffman, (trying to get her to correct herself)—“What? ? ?” Georgia—“Well, then, may I go out and swallow some water?” Those who never do more than they are paid for never are paid for more than they do.

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