Burr and Burton Academy - Burtonian Yearbook (Manchester, VT)

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THE BUPTONIAN Mr Swan Wr1te to me end of the perxod Harvey I have wrxtttn to the end of a perxod Mus Hosley VVhat 1S a balanced aquarlum? Swezey Wh n the fish aren t all at one end G Beekwlth Hello Romer ? Are you usmg your lawn mower thl after noon? Robe-rs Yes I m afr'1 d I am Beckw1th Swell' lhen you wont be wantmg your 'enms racket Ive broken mme Nlchols Guess my glrl xn eolleae has changed ber mmd about basket ball She IS evldently golng ln for somethmg more useful Chrlstle How so ? Nlchols Now she vw Fl c that she has made the scrub team Purchaser What lS the charge for thms battery? Ambrose One and one half volts Purchaser Well ho w much IS tnat ln Amerlcan money? Mr Robert I sunpose you play golf? Mr Howes No ibut I m stxll worklng at It Author My last lncome tax James Chrlstlc What do you do when 1n doubt about kxssmg a glrl? Bob Hunt GIVE her the benefit of the doubt The orator had Just Hvecun h1s sneech by saymg As I gave about I ee before me a great many lenght and shxnmg faces Just then elghty seven powd r puffs came out Bull Gee that horse IS skmny G11more That horse lS lt skmny Bull W'el1 what makes hls bones stlck out so? Grlmore Well you e the horse is so fat on the 1ns1de that It makes hls bones stlck out on the oufsxde Bushee What would happen 1f you cut off a dog s tall? Mlss Hosley It would make It shorter Beckwxth D1d you hear about the accxdent Ambrose had yesterday? Fat-4No hov d It hapoen? Beckwxth Llke all the rest he xx as huggmg a curve M1ss Hosley How rwny bones are xn your body? Hayes Nxne hundred M1ss Hosley Xou have a lot more than I have then How come? Hayes I had sardmes for dlnner 44 , ' n . W . cl f . . . S - . . A - e l ' I . . ' W , fr s . ' - ' 'S - fr - ., ' . i I . . ,a , . . , - . . . . I l' 1 I l I V 1 -O A . - ' Y .4 G W' u IJ . 3 . O . ' 1 1 ' . - , . . n W' L Y - . -' , ' I . . l . Mr. Swan-Which of your works of fiction do you consider the best? I ' ff ' . ' : , s N . . . ,, . n Q -Q 1 V . . Q . M y S C, . . . . . X . , . .U 4 . K V . Q , v l . . . - . , Y . , . . - , V

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THE PDPTONIAN Dmer There IS nothmg more exaspe1'1t1ng than to find a. h11r ones soup XV11ter VVouldnt It be WOISC S11 to lmvf, the soup 1n your h11r Luly Are those egbs f1CSl10 GIOCLI Johnny 5ee 1f those eags ure cool enou h to sell Lu omtr Why doe tl11s store smell so? GIOLLI bec,1115e bu n 5 lb 5o 10111611 X11 s Rumussen un I1lJle Ll 551 Who wut the tpl tles Ambro5e xvlttb ot the A1o5t1e5 Hold Up Man Thats 1 n1ce Wxteh you have h1vent I Boss Im not gomg to lt my Mft cwtch 'Lny g1rl 51tt1ng on my knee W15 I F11-at How lon clxd you knox you wlfe before you mwrued he1 Steoud I Clldllt know her at all I only thought I d1d We wonder 1f Jul1us 15 go ng to Cae ar hundzed yeftrs 1007 Dck Me Mr Gwfm 1n515ts thwt th 1e5 po try ln CVCIyth1I'lg 1nclud1n,, the vnste pmper betsket Bushee NVh'1t kmd of a doff IS thi Fmt Thompson Thet s 1 pohce dog Bushee It doe n t look l1ke 1 pol ce dog Thomp5on hope It 5 1n me s cret serv ct B'11h How does 1 hfmu the er end L1 1 dip Jane-She cu1l5 up and dy e5 Ir Howes V hat lS the n1o5' con mon llI1p d1'nent 1n the speech of the Am rutan people? DlVlhUI1 Chet mg gum NI15s Rftsmussen locate the Nouh Pol on th map Cunnm hxm fCunn nffhmm pomts to 1tl 11139 Rftsmussen Who dxscow ered the North Pole Class Cunnmaham F1r5t Student Thwt song his been 1un'11ng l',hlOllgh my heftd all div Second Student Well' Tl11t s the lust tlung th tt hu. gone throuch your head 1n a number of years Y I J u - Ag ' - , , .C ' C- in v. I -V ' ' ' x , Q 1 ' ' A ? 1 - A .. fr' ' : . - x -,,,. 1 ' ' rr f fr 1 1 , D . . 'T si ' -- ' .4 ,E ' '. . . .,,vv,.2 ., Sicsm.. . . I 'Sf Z.' S, A' J' 1 QLIL' f W ' ' 'ti ,. --I ' ,x, - X , 3 .11 1. ,4 I , , c i ' c . K , c. . ' e Q 4 ' ' ' , c N . --- g ' . v ' r 1' ' t '? ' 'x 1 Ywf ' ' ' ' ' i- s . Miss Rasmussen-Vlho can name one important thing we did not have one K L L U' . ... 1 1 e e e 1' ' ',' 'if 'wh L C ' . 5' -- . ' C, ' .t, u . , --- t Q . 4' 1 S ' '. C 1 . ,- --- I , ' ,e e i '. fx--- ' ,K J'- ss .e' l':'. . , , 5 -. . 'r--- J ' et 1 ' e '1 ' .q ' 1 -- '-'fr' ' . 1'i Q. ---1 f e is C , 'g L . 1 i 0 L J . ' . - C gd ar '- v fp i ' 0' . l .' L : . ' 1 ' ' c ct . . K -- , , ' 1 ' ' 1 . ff

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