Burr and Burton Academy - Burtonian Yearbook (Manchester, VT)

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THE BURTONIAN LOCALS AND HUMOR WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF? Jane Barrows came down to breakfast before th Je Claude Campbell got an office call Bob Hunt dldnt blush Gertrude Ha1d1man d1dnt get on the honor Dean Sumner refused a second helpmg Everxtt Sheldon talked fast Jug Gxddlngs was a tall dark halred shlek Edlth Bessehevre was a flapper Barbara Young walked slowly Mxss Earnshaw stopped talkmg about Boston Tony Zullo was slx feet tall Mr Rlch had straight hair Mr Robert dldnt ask Mr Bullock what the weather forecast w ould be Hunt You must walk a lot to get a color lxke that Jane Oh yes the local drugglst doesnt carry xt Mlss Paradxs Do you ever have heart trouble Barbara Shaw No Mlss Paradls Then please keep your eyes from wander ng over to the west s de of the chapel A young country fellow left the farm and got a Job ln the Cl y He wrote a letter to hrs brother who chose to stay on the farm tellmg about c1ty life 1n Whxch he Sald Thursday we autoed out to the club where we lunched and danced t1l1 dark Then we went theatermg The brother on the farm wrote back Yesterday we rnotored to town where we base balled all afternoon Today we horsed out to the corn field and gddyapped untll Sundown Then vse stalrcased up to our rooms and bedsteaded untll the clock four thutled M ss Jennvngs What do the dates 1577 to 1580 represent? Dave G1lbert S1r Frankle Duck salled alound the world Mlss Jennings Duck or Drake? Dave Gllbert It s all ln the same famlly Robert Hey' Slt down ln front Hunt Qult yer klddlng I don t bend that way Phelps I loved a gxrl once and she made a perfect fool out of m Peg McGu1re Some glrls do leave a lastlng xmpresslon dont they Mr Rch What part of speech lS nose? Snow None You speak wlth your mouth Mxss Paradxs Glve the pos1t1ve comparatwe and superlatlve of low B111 Phelps Low dun and out - - , ' ' ' roll , , - , U Q L , , n . .. - ., . , , . ' ' . u I on . .l ,, . . l ,, Y . - N . . L Z V7 L . . . ., l. - y y 0' I , . . . . . , ,, v , . . . ,, . .. i ' . Y ' -- . . , . ,, g ' . u ' vu - . .l . . . , , ., ,, ' ' - ll YI ' Q ll I - ' Y! 1 H ' ' YV . . . . . .. - . - , ,. . .. - ,,.. . c. ' Q U ' ' Q - v II . , . Q . ll - H . .. - Y, ' ' . ll - ' - ' ' 1 v n . , , . ' . H ' H ' 7 I '

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THE BUPTONIAN Clyde Mattlson He w1ll pass as a mathematlcfan Says Clyde Its simple llke addltxon now Not cold as hms name mlght seem to 1mply But pleasant lxke the summer dxmwmg nl Laura Wade She wrote an essay but so dnl we Hers took first prfzc but ours were N G Barbara Hulsberg Barbara qulet and dlgnlhcd Domg her work as speclhed Mlldred Balch Mxllle wlth her turned up nose Would upset any man s pose Edith Bessehevre One phase about her mvolves great mystery How she ever remembers so much hlstory Helen Flske She halls from a small place called Danby In all klnds of fun she proves mighty handy Theresa Zullo- To Normal School to be a. teacher Any message to Castleton wlll reach her Floyd Poetry seems to be his 'mmbltxon We sadly avs alt the hrst edftxon iThat ought to be enou Fanny Hosley She IS small and of course she s thrlfty To Emest she 1S more shes nffty FOUR YE XRS Af 0 WE ENTERFD TIIIS PL XCE By Catherme Clayton Four years ago we entered fhxs plwce And took up our school lxfe here For four long years weve knox n eacl face Frlendshfps we ll always hold dear We ve strolled the campus every day So happy and carefree And now we sadly turn away To thmgs that are to be Our thoughts mn future oft w1ll turn To the school upon the hfll And perhaps our hearts wlll ometlmes To cro s the old door 111 Our student days we leave behmd And face the future years To seek the thmgs we hope to find And smxle through all our tears yearn L . . . 1 . .. , - . - - V. . , . S ... ' 2 ' gh. C .. . 1, 'Y . , l , 5' .' . . K v . . . ' I - V . ' . 'Q . 1 . K 1 , . - KA v L I O' - 1. . Gould Griffith- : . . y . . 5 , . . C, , ghil '1 I I ' ' 4 A , I C ' -: ,C 1 ' v , . U . - . , ' s ' '-S' . r . 4 ' . ,

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THE BUPTONIAN Bob Hunt Say I dont mmd havlng horse meat when I order steak but I wlsh theyd take the harness off Johnny sald mamma tearfully lt gxves me as much pam as It does you to punlsh you Johnny talso tearfullyp Mebbe lt does but not ln the same place Mlss Earnshaw Thls 15 a doe wood tree Freshman How can you tell MISS Earnshaw By 1ts bark Mr Rxch What 1S the plural of mano Fowler Men Mr R1ch Correct and what IS the plural of ch1ld Fowler Twrns Walter I thmk you had better board elsewhere Customer Yes I often had Walter Often had what Customer Better board elsewhere Boy They are puttmg m a new electr1c swltch at school Mother Of all the new fangled xdeas' When I was LD school the bxrch rod was good enough good worker but talks too much The father wrote under 1,1115 You should meet hxs mother Tony When do you do your hardest work? Davld Beckwlth Before breakfast always Tony What do you df' Dav1d Beckwlth Try to get out of bed Old lady to the proud parents I suppose your son passed everythmg at B B S dxdnt he Proud Parents Yes untxl they made hmm sell hxs Ford Fanny All extremely brlght men are concerted anyway Edgerton Oh I don t know I m not Robert A fool can ask more questxons than 10 professors can answer Don N1chols No wonder so many of us Hunk m our exams Oh dear I fear I have lost another pupll saxd the professor as h1s glass eye rolled down the slnk spout Mr Bullock dxctatlng a letter My dear Mr Schanekeermosemer Ernest Edgerton How do you spell that name' Mr Bullock S c h Oh by the way I thmk you better begln the let ter My dear slr and save the wear and tear on the machme t 39 : ll ' ' ' , U YY ' H' ' ' ' . H ' ' YI ,, . 5 . ' . v. u - H ' . U ' H ' . AA ' ' I7 . H ' H ' 1 ll ' Y! ' . U H . .. ,, . H ' ' ' ' ll . .. . . . ., The schoolmaster wrote on the back of the boy's monthly report: A ' . It ' I! . U li ' ' . H I1 . U 4 :A H ' I ' . An Y! Q I4 ' ' ' ll 1 H ' ' il . il l . V 19 - ll ' P1 ' . an W - nl AA ' I7 ' ' , , ' ' 1 M ' .It . .. ., . I ,, - - n Y ' . . -