Burnham High School - Burgoblac Yearbook (Burnham, PA)

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11: WIT AND HUMOR 3 Larry: Say did you know the prohibition officers raided the library last night ? Boyd: No-why ? Larry: They found whiskey in the dictionary. 231383 Joe: Say Bill, did you know that you can get a good chicken dinner for ten cents down town ? Bill: Where ? Joe: At the feed storef' ' PF Sk if Pk 31 if Mr. Sipe: Can you prove that the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the square on the other two sides of this triangle ? Harry: I don't have to prove it, I admit it. Slfilfrkvkvkik Alma: J ack, I smell cider on your breath. Jack: Nothing of the kind sweetheart, but my collar is so tight it squeezes my Adams apple. Pk PK Pl! PF 14 ak Miss Peters freadingj : Then came the great dragon belching forth. Jim Pully: Didn't he excuse himself ? SFHFFIGZFHKSF Absent minded Bill Creighton to Miss Howe: This is Easter, Miss Howe, tell us a ghost story. PIG PK PF PF PIC PF Mr. Bower: James, think of the future. Jim Jacobs: Can't, it's Ann's birthday and I must think of the present. Plfvlfvlfbklkflf Miss Peters: What other clause have we with the Independent ? Lockey: Santy Claus. Sk Pk SF 214 PF PF In history examination Miss Howe asked: What is the Declaration of Independence ? Some bright Freshman, as Freshmen always do, responded with an answer something like this: The Declaration of Independence is the setting free of all slaves. if DK 214 Ik FK PF Boyd Cwho has fallen in the lakeb : Help! Help! I can't swim. Larry Csafe on landb : Well I can't either, but you donit hear me hollering about it. Ik lk lk DK PK PF Kurtzie: Just had a good sundae at Mussersf' Kate Mowery: A cherry sundae. I Kurtzie: No, it was a sundae with nuts. Pursel and Mac were along. PK PF SF wk PF SF Bob Harpster: Gee, here comes Roger. His mother and father must be away, 'cause he's got his baby sister with him. Locky: Wake up Bob: Roger has the green fever. That's a freshman he's with. -I-u--m.1...1....-....---m1m.-..m- - 1 - - - - -- -1- - - - -- -- --- - - -f -1- ---- SEVENTY-SIX 1,1 1 1 1 1 1 1n,.1..,.1....1....1.....1............ -....11-1.1In-1.-n1un1mq-..1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1m,1

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,l..........-...-...- - .. .. .. .. .. .. - - - . . ... - .. .. - - -.......,-.m-...,.- ... -........- I I i c. P. RAMSEY 2 DEALER IN I FURNITURE. RUGS. CARPETS. AND HOUSE FURNITURE I I L1 ! GOODS DELIVERED ANYWHEREL.-FREE I g CORNER STH 8: ELECTRIC AVENUE LEVVISTOWN I I ! , I . T Ellis: I can't remember the name of the car I want.I think it starts with a 'T'. T Salesman: Sorry, sir, but all our cars start with gasoline. g vlffkfkvkfkbk qu I I to be a big woman like your mother. I The Dear Little Girl: Diet, of course. I ! L I I BURNHAM CEMENT CO. I COMPLIMENTS OF - - T CONTRACTORS i HARPER 8: SHUMAN I I GENERAL MERCHANDISE I I CEMENT BLOCKS AND CEMENT WORK , PURSEL AND HUGHES I 4TH AVENUE BURNHAM, PA. i BURNHAM. PA. u-an-un-nn-.unimieu 7: - :--mmf---::-un--::7::--: 4 -71 g:YY.. -:: Y : ' : 1: 1: SEVENTY-EIGHT I -1- Nice Old Gentleman: Well, little girl, and what are you going to do when you grow up