Burnham High School - Burgoblac Yearbook (Burnham, PA)

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'!' l Q WIT AND HUMOR 5 fa i Mr. Miller CGiving the class a lecture on Gravitylz Now, class, he said, It is the law of gravity that keeps us on the earth. Eleanor: But please, Mr. Miller, how did we stick before the law was passed ? X 8 X W 3 X ' Miss Decker: Why are you late ?' I Celia: Well a sign down there. Miss Decker: Well, what has the sign to do with it ? i Celia: The sign said--School ahead, go slow. X i X 3 S Q , l Mr. Bower: So you expelled John from Bookkeeping Class. What was l the trouble, couldn't he balance his accounts ? Q Miss Declireri1 Indeed he could! He did it so Well that he was beginning to I jugg e t em. 3 X X X 3 3 X 5 George Ntearhoof : I took father to his first picture last night. g' Paul Stains: Well, how did he like it ? George: He said the picture was all right but the piano made so much noise l he couldn't hear a word they said. X 3 X 3 i 3 i f Mrs. Walker: Those eggs you sent me were very ripe. ' Mr. Harper: How do you know that? Mrs. Walker: A little bird told me. X X 8 2 2 Y l l John Fagan tasking a farmer for a jobJ : You can trust me with anything 1 on earth. For twenty-five years I was manager of a bathhouse and -I never oo asinge a 3:22321 5 t k ' l b th. Mrs. Uhler: Did you hear me when I called you this morning ? Q Bobbie: Yes l Mrs. Uhler: Why didn't you answer then ? 1 Bobbie: Cou1dn't think of anything to say. i 3 X S 8 X 3 i Hip Rhoades: Is Bob Harpster bright ? Mary Crouse: Bright? Why, Jhesls qsoxbrligiht he's lightheadedf' Mr. Bower: Patience and perseverance accomplish all things. Bobbie Harper: Rubbish, sir: Will patience and perseverance ever enable Q you to carry water in a sieve ? i Mr. Bower: Certainly. Bobbie: I should like to know how ? i Mr. Bower: Sure, by waiting ipiatienktly Eeorxthe water to freeze. Jim: Say, Bill, I think Russ looks awful pale, he can't be feeling very well. 1 Bill: Oh! he's all right, he's just in love. i 1 3 X 3 3 S T Mrs. Creighton: Get up, Kitty. Remember it is the early bird that catches the worm. Kitty fdrowsilyb : Let him have it, mother.I'm not hungry. E X 3 X X X 4 Mr. Sipe: Who can tell where is the home of the swallow ? I Dutch: In the stummickf' 4..-...-....-....-...-..-.....-............-.- - .. - -...... 1 I, 1. .. D.. SEVENTY .1..1..1 1 1 1 1 1 1..,1,,,,1,,,,1m11nn.1ml.1m.---I01-m.-.m1....1nn1m-1,.,1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1,,1

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.infill-1 ..- '!' i : : E .-.-1.-.-nn.-1...-ln-H1...-....-11111111111.-...ini I 2 INDUSTRIAL YOUNG MEN'S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION I BURNHAM, PA. ! 1 ----- i E An unhealthy BODY is like a home without a ' MOTHER-since they have the principal FUNC- TIONS to perform. When they are missing the .. battle is lost and the other members or organs are . at a loss to know what to do. Our splendid corps of teachers in our schools, thru g strenuous efforts, develop the minds of the boys and Q girls in our community. The Ministers and Laymen I co-operate to make every body stronger spiritually I since this branch is very necessary to complete the I structure. THE Y. M. C. A. DEVELOPS THE BODY I The main structure in which all organs live and I agree to perform a certain function thru which the i best results are obtained. i IN THE GYMNASIUM T We try thru constant practilce, to turnl out athletes 2 who win honors for themse ves and t e nstitution : they represent. 2 IN OUR SWIMMING POOL ' We teach Boys and Girls the art of swimming and 5 Life-Saving, something that everybody should be : able to do. I i I IN OUR BOWLING ALLEYS I . . ' We teach men and women how to play the game fair, thru which they g get the recreation that no other department can offer them. ON OUR TENNIS COURTS g We teach them how to play the love-game thru which they get the i much needed exercise which clerks and students need. IN OUR DORMITORY DEPARTMENT i We give men comfortable homes, Where they have tub and shower baths and they can't help but be sanitary. E COOPERATION MEANS SUCCESS i Therefore if We all work together we will be sure to reap a wonderful harvest some day in our community. i -i-....,.........-.......................-......-................. -... 41:1--Yrrxn f- .. - l:::::f--- ---- SEVENTY-TWO