Burnham High School - Burgoblac Yearbook (Burnham, PA)

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....-..........-..-...-..-...-......-..- - .. .. -. .. .. - - - .. - .. - - - - - -...-..!, Iii W QQ E I I I I FLORIST - SUCCESSORS TO R. G. BOWERSOX i ELECTRIC AVEN UE CUT FLOWERS AND BLOOMING PLANTS DESIGN WORK AND DECORATING OF ALL KINDS JUST GIVE US A RING ON EITHER PHONE LEWISTOWN. PA. I I I I I I I I I I I I Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he was making his own living. g Son: Yes, and when he was your age he was president. I :Ie 4: :If ve :If as Mr. Bower: Graham, give me a sentence ccntaining the word, anthracite Graham: Qwho speaks with a lispj 'tWe had a big family party lathe week and you to have heard my aunthe rethitef' if if ik :If Ik It Old Lady: I am looking for my little Fido. I Bill Creighton: Why stare at me? Do I look any thing like him? Old Lady: No! Fido had white ears. Lf I I LEWISTOWN'S NEW STORE I THE i 21M East Market Street BARR FUNERAL HOME i AND SERVICE --- I W4 ARTHUR BARR. DIRECTOR A COMPLETE LINE OF WOMENS AND 110 Valley Street LEWISTOWN Bell Phone 750 C. V. Phone 134 -Quinn... ,II-1u.1.n-.uni -. -. 1 1 1 1 1 -.- 1. -.Milling--.11 1ugig.1..-...lil CHILDRENS APPAREL I AN EXTENSIVE LINE OF YARD GOODS IN 5 LEWISTOWN'S NEW STORE i I T I I GOLDMANS I -nn1au1un.1 I.. S IXTY-S EVEN

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, WIT AND HUMOR 'E I I I Larry: What's your brother doing now ? I Harry Pully: He's a joinerf' ' I Larry: Sort of a carpenter, isn't it ? I Harry: No: When he sees two fellows having a drink he joins them. ' ak if lk if lk 41 I Sue Miller: On the way out from Lewistown Friday nite who do you sup- pose we saw running down the pike at 12:30 ? Mary: I'l1 bite, who ? Sue: Russ Lauver. Say is he out for track ? Mary: Oh, no-but street cars only run till 12:30 you know. I IF If Sk Ik HI' If I Miss Howe: Why did pepper go out of oH'ice ? I Ellis: He made the other Congressmen sneeze too much. I :ce if if lk af 44 I Mrs. Crownover: Locky grows more like his father every day. I Neighbor: Does he now? And have you tried everything? 5 ak :F if SF if wk ! I Mrs. Creighton: Averil, did you Wash the fish we had for dinner ?' Averil: Sure I didn't Mother, what's the use of washing fish that lived in , water all its life. I IF lk PK H? 214 lk I Raymond Stucky found his mama talking to a very stout woman: I Raymond, said his mother, this is your great aunt. I Yes, said Stucky, gazing at her ample proportions, she looks it. I , 4: an wk bk PF if Ruth Pursel to Miss Benn: May I have this package ? I Miss Benn: Why certainly not Ruth, that's a Box Rent Card. I Ik 41 if Ik Ik 4' I Miss Howe: John: why does United States have a two house system ? I John Fagan: I guess cause they can't get 'them all in one house. g ik PF PF lk HF Dk i Locky: How many cigarettes do you smoke a day ? 1 Bill: Any given number. 1 if at as ae as if I Averil: What's the difference between Locky chewing gum and a Cow chewing her cud ? I Ruth Jacobs: Couldn't guess. Averil: The cow looks thoughtful. ! ak lk if ik lk if i Celia: No wonder I am so extravagant, because when I was younger, ' mother would say, Come Celia, lets go bye bye. Q as a: 4: 4: wr ex: I Dot: Sam, my hands are cold. Same: Here are my gloves. - JF IK If if Ik if i Monroe Johnson: Which would you rather be, Shakespeare or Edison ? i Roy Aurand: Edison. I Monroe: Why so ? Roy: 'Cause he ain't dead. I I 4..-..-......-......-..-..-......-..i..v.-ai.- .ag LIL: eg e- ..- SIXTY-SIX

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..1n1..--n1n-u1uu- 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 .- 1 1 1 T I 1 1 1 I 1 1 I Q I BUY ONE AND BE LEWISTOWN. PA. Sarah: I'll never marry a man whose fortune hasn't The Boy Friend: Oh darling, mine is all ciphersf' Pkflfvlfiiflkif My new girl has Western teeth. John: Great, wide open spaces. Q Q Q Q BRINER'S MEAT MARKET Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q EVERYTHING TO EAT Q Q 11 Q 5 LEWISTOWN, PA. Q I , The Satisfies HAPPY WARNER BUICK CO. at least live ciphersf' Mary and John were talking about their friends when John said: Mary: Why, what do you mean, Western teeth? SODA MEDICINES TOILET Goons Q U I G L E Y ' S LEWISTOWN. PA. .i. .-..-......-...-.....................-..-...........-. - ... frslxjs slx'rYbElGHT