Burnham High School - Burgoblac Yearbook (Burnham, PA)

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'!' ! T i WIT AND HUMOR Q 'E Russ: I hope you are carrying out those ideas I gave you. Mr. Bower: Did you meet the janitor with the wastepaper basket ? ' Russ: Yes. l Mr. Bower: Well, he was carrying out your ideas. Pk ik ill wk Pk PK I Rhoda: 'iFather, didn't you tell me the other day that it 'was wrong to strike 1 anyone smaller than yourself ? i Father: Yes, Rhoda, That's what I said. l knows. l Grace Sipe: I believe this house is haunted. i Eddie: Why? i Grace: You are always talking about the school spirit. : S Pk Ik HF bk bk Mrs. Decker: I looked through the key hole last nite when Harold called on Catherine. I A Neighbor: What did you find out ? 2 2 Rhoda: Well, I wish you'd write and tell Miss Howe. I don't think she I Mrs. Decker: The electric lights. i PK if Ili PK SF IF Mr. Bower: Name a collective noun. Frosh: A Vaccum cleaner. I wk ar 41 4: bk wk Harry: -Do you knew Meda, I could go on dancing like this forever. ' Meda: Why Harry! Don't you ever wish to improve ? ' PK if Sli 11 4' P14 Alice Romig: Why is an old maid like a wilted apple ? f Nelder: She is hard to pair, I suppose. I Pk P14 Sk ak PY 2? Russ: Would you accept a pet monkey ? I Q Pursel: Oh, I would have to ask father. This is so sudden. i PK PK Pk H4 41 4' Mr. Miller: Who can name one important thing we have now that We did not have one hundred years ago ? - Bill Creighton: Me, 1 ae wk wk an vs if Paul: Why does Miss Decker carry a gun when she goes for a walk in the I woods ? ' John: So the squirrels don't eat her. - if 1 if IK if sk Mary Crouse: 'There is just one thing I want to know. Who Waters the ' bulbs of the electric light plant ? PK PF Ik 31 IK FF Roger: Up to this evening my life has been as a desert. I Pursel: Probably that's why I have been thinking of Camels ever since We Z started dancing. - PF lk Dk ik SK 31 : The following composition was found on Amos Briner's desk: The Mewl is a hardier bird than the guse or turkey. It has two legs to walk with and it wears its Wings on the side of its head. It is Q stubbornly backward about going forward. l 4..-..-...-.......-..-..-..-......-...-........-..-........-...g..i.. I I- i--I..H..:..,.B,.H... -..- SIXTY

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.in-..-..-... ----....--- ... . .. ....-,- --,---- , .- I I I I GCDCDD SHOES E Q S JOHNSON'S SHOE STORE I LEWISTOWN. PA. I Q i 5 I Dorothy: I had to kill my dog this morning. Lena: Was he mad? I Dorothy: Well, he didn't seem any too well pleased. ' FKPIGPKPFHKPIG I Kate: You can't judge people by their name. I Mary: Is that so? I Kate: One might think so from the name that a grass widow was green. I I I I LEWISTOWN PURE MILK : COMPANY L I I I I WHOLESALE AND RETAIL MANUFACTURERS . , . ! Mat.nee Daily 2:15-Evening 6:45 8z 9:00 I i BUTTER, SUPERHEATED AND T I SATURDAYS AND HOLIDAYS swEE'rENEo coNoENsEo CLARIFIED AND Evenings 6:15, 8:00 and 9:00 I PASTEURIZED MILK AND CREAM Matinee 1:30 and 3:00 I I .i..-........-,.-I.... .. .. - - - - - - - - .- . -:,-- ,. LZ- -1 11.2, I, SIXTY-TWO