Burnham High School - Burgoblac Yearbook (Burnham, PA)

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1, , 1. A ,. or :oe -H ef.-is - ffl . one rfancfe V frff .QQ S' ' 1 A - - Q -T eq- -3 'e fl Wit and Humor by Martha Maclillwee and Ellis Hamaker We know these jokes are not so hot, And some are pretty stale: Some may not make you laugh a lot, And some may make you wail. But read them thru, and now and then Think how stale they might have been. PF 41 Bk Pk P14 PF This little poem was found in a freshman's desk. To that Frosh we give this advice: Keep climbing Frosh, and you may become famous some day. A Freshman,s Prayer I'd like to be a Senior, And with the Seniors stand: With a big pencil behind my ear And a note book in my hand. I wouldn't be a President, Or even be a King , I wouldn't want to be an Angel, For Angel's have to sing. I'd rather be a Senior And never do a thing. JOKES Mr. Worley to Thelma: Good nite, here comes that Alma Leeper to the bank again. She must have a lot of 'Jack' in there. Thelma: Only one, Father. Sk Pk HK HI! Sk HK Roger: Why do you wear sideburns ? Bill: It only takes half as long to shave. Pk PF lk lk if DF Celia H.: Do Freshmen kiss? Mid Walters: Yfou'd be surprised what goes :on right under my nose. if PF PF PIC Pl' if Harry Pully: Nice party you had last night. Locky: Yes, wasn't she ? SF P14 PK Sk PK Ik Mr. Miller: Do you know that Spring Run is a town very well laid out ? Harry: Well, if Burnham had been dead as long as Spring Run, it would be laid out pretty nice too. FIFTY-SIX

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.in--1-1-n 1111111i1- -----------H-1---1--1-1 I I g I respectfully submit my candidacy for 5 IHSTRKHTATTORNEY to the decision of the Republican voters at the Primary Election i to be held 5 September 20, 1927 E I i i HARRY L. SEIGEL F I 5 Mr. Miller: Name three articles containing starch. i Roger: Two cuffs and a collar. i as vp :le as ar as i Kity: Where do the Jellyfish get their jelly? i Celia: From the ocean currents, of course. i as vs aw 4: -r ik Mary Fagan: Ma, did you hear a rabbit bark? i Mrs. Fagan: Rabbits don't bark, dear. i Mary: That's funny, my story book says that rabbits eat cabbage and bark. l 1 ! Q INSURANCE AND Q REAL ESTATE 3 2 IRA c. MAYES ! Q g BOOST BURNHAM' E 1 l ?.'S2?-ETESH iii': ' F ' 'lim l' ' FZ? :' 1