Burnham High School - Burgoblac Yearbook (Burnham, PA)

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J, z A f C ii'E T--to P ,hp 56 ranger Hazel Parsons-Danville, Pa., Student Nurse at Geisinger Hospital. Myrtle Plank Leeper-Tampa, Florida Dorothy Snook-Harrisburg, Pa., Student Nurse Harrisburg Hospital. Ruth Stuckey-Philadelphia, Pa., Student Nurse. Class of 1925 Earl Bay-Burnham, Pa-, Standard Steel Works Employee Clarence Bond--Milton, Pa. Emily Bunnell-Harrisburg, Pa., Student in Beckley Business College. Grace Drake-Martinsburg, Pa. Eva Filson-Huntingdon, Pa., Student Juniata College Freda Glace-Harrisburg, Pa, Student in Beckley Business College. Mildred Hammaker-West Chester, Pa., Student in State Normal School. Margaret J acobs-Chambersburg, Pa., Student in Wilson College Pearl James-Burnham, Pa., Viscose Employee Ruth Patterson Kanour-Burnham, Pa. Eliza MacElWee, Burnham, Pa., Student in Beckley Business College. Mildred Pursel-Burnham, Pa., Cashier in Woo1worth's Store. Paul ShaHer-Sparrows Point, Md., Brick Mill Employee. Class of 1926 Audrey Alexander-Indiana, Pa., Student in State Normal School. Nelson Alexander-Lewistown, Pa., R. D. 3, Radio Agent Christena Ayers-Burnham, Pa., Viscose Employee Evelyn Bay-Shippensburg, Pa., Student in State Normal School. Anna Billet-Burnham, Pa., Bookkeeper for E. E. McMeen and Co. Flora Colyer-Burnham, Pa., Standard Steel Works Telephone Operator. Mary Davis Thomas--Lewistown, Pa. Martha Graham-Shippensburg, Pa., Student in State Normal School. Arthur Kinsloe-Burnham, Pa., Assistant Cashier Burnham National Bank Helen Leeper Bower--Burnham, Pa- . Esther McCardle-Philadelphia, Pa., Student Nurse in Jeierson Hospital. Mary Neiman-Lewistown, Pa., Viscose Employee. Shirley Reich-Selinsgrove, Pa., Student in Susquehanna University. Edna Pully Musser-Burnham, Pa. Mildred Sipe-Shippensburg, Pa., Student in State Normal School. Russell Stains-Burnham, Pa., Teacher in Shrader. Della Stewart-Indiana, Pa., Student in State Normal School. Elizabeth Taylor-Burnham, Pa., Clerk in Dandyline Shoe Store. k Qt!! FIFTY-FOUR I X

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1, , 1. A ,. or :oe -H ef.-is - ffl . one rfancfe V frff .QQ S' ' 1 A - - Q -T eq- -3 'e fl Wit and Humor by Martha Maclillwee and Ellis Hamaker We know these jokes are not so hot, And some are pretty stale: Some may not make you laugh a lot, And some may make you wail. But read them thru, and now and then Think how stale they might have been. PF 41 Bk Pk P14 PF This little poem was found in a freshman's desk. To that Frosh we give this advice: Keep climbing Frosh, and you may become famous some day. A Freshman,s Prayer I'd like to be a Senior, And with the Seniors stand: With a big pencil behind my ear And a note book in my hand. I wouldn't be a President, Or even be a King , I wouldn't want to be an Angel, For Angel's have to sing. I'd rather be a Senior And never do a thing. JOKES Mr. Worley to Thelma: Good nite, here comes that Alma Leeper to the bank again. She must have a lot of 'Jack' in there. Thelma: Only one, Father. Sk Pk HK HI! Sk HK Roger: Why do you wear sideburns ? Bill: It only takes half as long to shave. Pk PF lk lk if DF Celia H.: Do Freshmen kiss? Mid Walters: Yfou'd be surprised what goes :on right under my nose. if PF PF PIC Pl' if Harry Pully: Nice party you had last night. Locky: Yes, wasn't she ? SF P14 PK Sk PK Ik Mr. Miller: Do you know that Spring Run is a town very well laid out ? Harry: Well, if Burnham had been dead as long as Spring Run, it would be laid out pretty nice too. FIFTY-SIX