Burlington High School - Rarebits Yearbook (Burlington, Ontario Canada)

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76 RAREBITS INDEX TO OUR ADVERTISERS 9 ALLEN, A. A. ........................................,...,....... . BETTY ANNE BEAUTY SHOPPE .......... BIRKS ....,..,.............................................................. BRANT INN ....,.....,................................. BURLINGTON HARDWARE ........ BUSH, O. G. ............................................ . CANADA BUSINESS COLLEGE ......... CAMPBELL'S MEAT MARKET ........ CLIFTON, GEO. ................................. . CLOKE'S ....................................,............. COMMERCIAL ENGRAVERS ........ CUNNINGHAM ................................ DAVIDSON'S NURSERY ........... DINGLE, LLOYD ...................... EATON CO., LTD. .............. . EVANS, GEO. T. ..... . FERGUSON, P. A. ..,...........,..,.................... . GOODRAM BROS. ............................................... .. HAMILTON BY-PRODUCT COKE .......... HENDRY CO. ...................................................... . HUME THEATRE ......................................... HUMPHREY, DR. F. E. ........ . LAKESIDE DAIRY ................... LE PATOUREL'S .......................... THE JACKSON PRESS ........... MACGREGOR, C. E. ............ . MCGRATH, A. W. ......... . MCKINDLEY L. ......................... . MACKLIN 8z .MACKLIN .............. MAMMY S BREAD .............................. MILNE COAL Sz SUPPLY CO. ........ . MORTON TWEEDLE LTD. ......... NATIONAL STATIONERS ........ NEILSON, WM. ....................... . NEILSON, WM. ............... . PURE MILK CO. ................. . QUEENJS UNIVERSITY ................. RELIABLE MEAT MARKET ........ RENNIE, W. L. ............................ . RHYNAS, O. W. ...................... . ROBINSON, G. W., LTD. ..... .. ROUSE, I. B. ............................. . RUSSEL'S ................................ SI-IAVER, W. ROSS ............ SMITH'S HARDWARE .............. STRATHCONA OROHARDS .......... SWARTZ, L. ................................ . TANOOOK, A. W. ....... . TAYLOR BROS. .................. . TEMPLIN. F. W. ........ .. .. UNITED TYPEWRITER ........... UTTER 8: SON ...................... VIRTUE MOTORS ....................... WALKER, DR. J. G. .................. . WAUMSLEY,S BOOKSTORE ......... WAUMSLEY'S BAKERY ............. WIGGINS, WM. .............................. . WILLIAMS, H. ...................................... . WILSON, THE HAROLD A. ........ . f, Patronize our advertisers - They patronize us 5 71 67 3 62 1 7 73 '71 3 74 61 5 5 QfffIQIIffIH5iEiE' EEEi2 '60ver ..........Inside Front Cover 62 60 73 61 69 62 8 67 2 69 69 73 3 74 ..........fffIQffffflffffffflfffffffffIfffffffIfffffffff vo Outside Back Cover 64 3 2 62 72 5 74 67 2 74 63 4 4 73 60 1 74 3 4 72 1 61 71 73 61

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RAREBITS 75 Illlllll Illlllllllllllllllllll llllllllllll Illllllllll The Best in BS 0 55 alleles A T THE HUME T 'llllllllll IHIIIIHIIIIIII Illlllllllllllll IIIII ' u.'llIIIlIIlIllIlllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllll ' lllll Mr. Bates: Bill, can you give an example of 'irritability'? Bill Hopkins: When a bad smell is smelled the smell acts on the legs and the muscles force the legs to hurry away quickly? :52 if 2? Mr. Bates: What is the difference between skim milk and condensed milk? Mary Edwards: Skim milk comes from a young cow in the summer and condensed milk from an old cow in the winter. Next Door Neighbour: Mrs, Jones, may I use your telephone? Mrs. Jones: Certainly Is yours out of or- der? N. D. N.: Well, not exactlyg but sis is us- ing it to hold up the windowg my wife is cut- ting biscuits with the mouthpieceg and the baby is teething on the cord. A teacher instructing her pupils in the use of the hyphen asked them to give her an example, and the word bird-cage was sub- mitted by a small boy. That is right, she remarked. Now tell me why we put a hyphen in bird-cage. It's for the bird to sit on, was the reply. l.':!' lk A HEATRE BURL1No'roN NORTHERN ELECTRIC SOUND SYSTEM lllllllllll llllllllllll lllflllmlllllll IIHII :mnmn mumun numumumnmrmnmu uuumnmumumnmumumnmumumnmnmumuf Teacher fjokinglz Willie, do you know anything worse than a giraffe with a stiff neck? Willie: Yes, sir. Teacher: What? Willie: A centipede with cornsf' m g 3 Student Cleaving schoolbt Good-bye, sirg I am indebted to you for all I know. The Professor: Tut! tut! Don't mention such a trifle. Mr. St. John- Allen, Jerry tells mei you called him a fool, did you? Allen- Yes, Mr. St. John. Mr. St. John - Well, Harry, I'm glad you're truthful. m 1 3 Mr. Bates: How is it when I come into the room I always ind you idle? Osler: f'It must be those rubber shoes you are wearing. B Mr. St. John: What is watered stock? Ernie Berry: If a farmer wants to sell his cattle he gives them great quantities of wa- ter. This makes them weigh more and he gets more money. 'izgsll xox' J ,-fi, H 4 ll - I END 31501.

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