Burlington High School - Rarebits Yearbook (Burlington, Ontario Canada)

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Queen 5 muermig KINGSTON, ONTARIO T il? ' FJ Inforporated by Royal Charter 1841 ' I 'f ' ' Annual registration over 3500 students. ARTS-Courses in Arts and Commerce leading to the degrees of B.A., M.A., B.Com. SCIENCE-Courses leading to the degrees of B.Sc. and M.Sc. in Chemistry, Mineralogy and Geology, Physics, and in Mining, Chemical, Civil, Mechanical and Electrical Engineering. MEDICINE-Courses leading to the degrees of M.D., C.M., and to the Diploma of Public Health. The University has twenty-five modern buildings, providing first class facilities for all departments of Work. There is no better library in Canada. Kingston is an ideal placefor ,study and the cost of living Qis relatively low. Part of the work in Arts may be covered by correspondence. For a calendar of the Faculty in which you are tinterested and for information about Matriculation Scholarships, write to the Registrar. x 4. -. Nvl4:j -, 4 .' . I-be v -- - K ' .. llllllIlllllllllulIulllfullxllllllllllllllilllll lllll CHILDRENS EYES Once the children's eyes were not con- sidered at all. And they are still not considered enough. Parents are giving the subject of their children's sight more attention now than formerly, but it is still the truth that many children, especially of school age should be equipped with glasses, or have some attention given to their eye muscles. We are particularly interested in the Welfare of children who need our help. l RUSSELL'S Optometrists - Scientific Opticians 219 KING ST. E. 300 OTTAWA ST. N. Phone Baker 2303-Phone Garfield 5600 HAMILTON, ONT. T R U C K I N C A Trziclf for Every Job HAY and STRAYV BRAN and OATS I A. W. McGrath PHONE 742 ELIZABETH STREET Patronize our advertisers - They patronize us

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RAREBITS 75 Illlllll Illlllllllllllllllllll llllllllllll Illllllllll The Best in BS 0 55 alleles A T THE HUME T 'llllllllll IHIIIIHIIIIIII Illlllllllllllll IIIII ' u.'llIIIlIIlIllIlllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllll ' lllll Mr. Bates: Bill, can you give an example of 'irritability'? Bill Hopkins: When a bad smell is smelled the smell acts on the legs and the muscles force the legs to hurry away quickly? :52 if 2? Mr. Bates: What is the difference between skim milk and condensed milk? Mary Edwards: Skim milk comes from a young cow in the summer and condensed milk from an old cow in the winter. Next Door Neighbour: Mrs, Jones, may I use your telephone? Mrs. Jones: Certainly Is yours out of or- der? N. D. N.: Well, not exactlyg but sis is us- ing it to hold up the windowg my wife is cut- ting biscuits with the mouthpieceg and the baby is teething on the cord. A teacher instructing her pupils in the use of the hyphen asked them to give her an example, and the word bird-cage was sub- mitted by a small boy. That is right, she remarked. Now tell me why we put a hyphen in bird-cage. It's for the bird to sit on, was the reply. l.':!' lk A HEATRE BURL1No'roN NORTHERN ELECTRIC SOUND SYSTEM lllllllllll llllllllllll lllflllmlllllll IIHII :mnmn mumun numumumnmrmnmu uuumnmumumnmumumnmumumnmnmumuf Teacher fjokinglz Willie, do you know anything worse than a giraffe with a stiff neck? Willie: Yes, sir. Teacher: What? Willie: A centipede with cornsf' m g 3 Student Cleaving schoolbt Good-bye, sirg I am indebted to you for all I know. The Professor: Tut! tut! Don't mention such a trifle. Mr. St. John- Allen, Jerry tells mei you called him a fool, did you? Allen- Yes, Mr. St. John. Mr. St. John - Well, Harry, I'm glad you're truthful. m 1 3 Mr. Bates: How is it when I come into the room I always ind you idle? Osler: f'It must be those rubber shoes you are wearing. B Mr. St. John: What is watered stock? Ernie Berry: If a farmer wants to sell his cattle he gives them great quantities of wa- ter. This makes them weigh more and he gets more money. 'izgsll xox' J ,-fi, H 4 ll - I END 31501.