Burlington High School - Rarebits Yearbook (Burlington, Ontario Canada)

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RAREBITS 59 V HUMO R D Jiw. M-. Editor-ANNIE BORISUK HAVE YOU HEARD THESE? The Police Song-Police play for me, that sweet melody. Wrigley's Song-Gumming through the rye. The Pawn Broker's Song-Velencia. But you gotta give it back. The Snake Song-A little hiss each morn- ing, a little hiss each night. The Orange Juice Song-Orange juice sor- ry you made me cry? The Wine Song-1You ferment fer me. The Farm Song-Big horse I love you. The Stock Broker's Song-High and low, low and high. And when you're on the Rocks-Cuddle on the boulders. Willy Hedley-ccalling his father on the phonel- Hello, who is speaking?', Mr. Hedley-frecognizing his son's voice- The smartest man in the world. Willy- Pardon me, I got the wrong num- ber. Miss Shaw gave instructions to the class to rewrite the following passage from memory: In came Caesar, on his head his helmet, on his back his armour, in his hand his shield, on his feet his sandals. Peter got his commas mixed a bit and wrote it like this: In came Caesar on his head, his helmet on his back, his armour in his hand, his shield on his feet, his sandals. Son-'Tm a. big gun at school now. Dad- Then why don't I hear better re- ports ? Jerome: May I have the last dance with you? Mary Burnet: lcoldlyl You've just had it. HOW ARGUMENTS START Brown was an interested visitor to Wilson's carpentry shop. By the way, Wilson, he said, picking up a plank, What are these holes in this wood? Those are knot holes, Wilson explained. Brown threw the piece of wood on the floor. They are holes, he insisted. Don't you think I know a hole when I see it? When most boys are about four years old they want to go to school because other kids do. After they've been there several years they find out it isn't any bed of roses and want to stop as soon as possible. After they have left school for a few years they find out they've misjudged school and want to go back again. Life's funny that way. is DECLINED The motorist was extricating himself from the wreckage of his car on a 'country road when a farmer came up to him and asked: 'Ave an accident, sir? f'No, thanks, snapped the victim. I've just had one! Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Contract bridge was yet to be invented. Gandhi has one thing at least to be thankful for. He Qwill never be pestered for tooth paste testimonials. :Ev ik If you are too lazy or too slow to enter the races, you can sit on the fence and gain fame as a critic. if :R Miss Shaw: Don't speak till the spirit moves you, Allen. McCormack: He hasn't had that much even if his nose is red. 15: sk A street car left the tracks and went on to the sidewalk. The chances are it was lone- some for former passengers. 'tApples, says a New York dietitian, should have a prominent place in any good reducing diet. Well, an apple certainly reduced Adam. :Zi :if Teacher- Why was Eve not afraid of mea- sles? Pupil- Because she'd Adam. :lf rl: rk Draper- These are specially strong shirts, sir. They simply laugh at the laundry. Customer- I know that kind: I had some which came back from the laundry with their sides split.

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